Presimon?. . Would you rather... Be a Pokemon trainer. Finally it's relevant...
Click to expand


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9 - sirfisticuffs (05/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Finally it's relevant...
#7 - breakfastlunch (05/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Are you kidding? It would suck to be President... It's one of the most stressful jobs on the planet and places you in a situation in which at least tens, if not hundreds of millions of people hate you and a small percentage of the population wants you dead. Anything bad that happens during your years in office is probably going to be blamed on you.

Also, you age 10 years in a time frame of less than 5 years, as seen in this picture.
User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
pokemon trainer
>invade small ****** country with pokemon
>take over country and become monarch
#35 - hipsophobadon (05/12/2013) [-]
is that srsly a question?
User avatar #39 - spawnconnery ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Why the **** would I want to be president?
User avatar #32 - ChewyConor (05/12/2013) [-]
This even a serious question?

President can't please everyone so has to choose and vary who to satisfy, causing everyone to hate them.
Gets direct blame for all bad outcomes of decisions regardless of intentions; gets hated.
Have to try to satisfy a nation of people who even most will admit are impossible to satisfy.
Ridiculous amount of responsibility.
Ridiculous amount of pressure.

I wouldn't choose to be president even if the alternative wasn't to be a pokémon trainer, which would be ******* awesome!
#100 - berrypie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#128 - deathcampforjewtie (05/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Gee, that's a tough one, I'd have to go with President.
#106 - Lintutu (05/13/2013) [-]
do you even have to ask?
User avatar #104 - fedegon (05/13/2013) [-]
Let's compare the two.
President: Responsibilities; 4 years; not complete power over world
Pokemon Trainer: You're free; as long as you and pokemon live; complete power over world as long as a 10 year old doesn't foil your plans
#93 - tomthehippie (05/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be guarded for the rest of your life by the secret service
>no cost health care for life that covers the best hospitals and top of the line care
>work four stressful years, then write books that are total **** , but people will buy cause you were prez for the rest of your life
>get paid **** tons of money to do speeches, cause **** you I was president
Pokemon trainer:
>get a magical beast that you can train and possibly turn into a bad ass
>have the possibility of becoming the very best
>might end up as a gym leader and constantly fight punks who want your badge
>might end up as a bug keeper or other random nooby trainer
>get the chance to flirt with Nurse Joy, the police officer, as well as Misty....

Guys... this is a hard choice....
#23 - fuckinfuckinfuck (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Being the president would ******* suck. I wouldn't be the president if someone paid me. Which, you know, they probably would... But still. No free time, large percentage of the world (including your own country) hates you, no privacy, no free time since you have to deal with the problems of billions of people, and worst of all, you'd be black.
#17 - Cleavland Steamer (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Be a president who trains pokemon.   
North Korea would be even easier to handle with this on our side   
Be a president who trains pokemon.

North Korea would be even easier to handle with this on our side
#110 - bleeduntildeath (05/13/2013) [-]
tough call, on one hand I get to fit a bunch of monsters in my pocket to do what I command.... on the other hand I get professor ****** oak asking me if I'm a boy or girl
#109 - yiffcario ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
The hell kind of question is this?
The hell kind of question is this?
#92 - nitsuan (05/13/2013) [-]
&gt;Become Pokemon trainer   
&gt;Use Pokemon to take over the country and become president   
>Become Pokemon trainer
>Use Pokemon to take over the country and become president
#65 - neverunderstand (05/13/2013) [-]
*has a gif for this
*has a gif for this
#59 - carelessinteractin (05/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #71 to #66 - carelessinteractin (05/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know.
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)