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User avatar #8 - metalguitarest (05/12/2013) [+] (14 replies)
It's easy to be a whore, just be average looking and say your're horny and men will flock to you. However, it is hard to be a ladies man, you have to be good looking, Clever, intelligent, funny, and entertaining. So **** your analogies
#38 - buriedstpatrick (05/12/2013) [-]
If women wanted the same amount of sex as men we wouldn't even be having this utter waste of a discussion.
#24 - antigravitycake ONLINE (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
id like a pencil that could be sharpened by any sharpner, and not 						*******					 brake
id like a pencil that could be sharpened by any sharpner, and not ******* brake
User avatar #23 - AdminsGayLover (05/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Some people in the comments are REALLY mad that this flaw in logic has been pointed out.

If you're a guy and sleep with a lot of girls, you're a whore. Girl with lots of guys, also whore. It doesn't matter how much you have to work for it. The fact that guys have to work more for all those girls is actually an even bigger indication he's a whore, if we're counting effort into it. He goes through a lot of trouble to be a whore.
User avatar #94 - dexorcitor (05/13/2013) [-]
WELL I GUESS IF THEIR ******* ARE GOING TO CHOP MY PENIS UNTIL IT'S SMALL I GUESS I CAN'T USE IT ANYMORE CAN I?

checkmate

Penis: 1
Pencil Sharpeners/Penis Choppers : 0
#51 - verycoolcat (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I prefer this "Its easy to be a slut but its hard to be a stud"

A woman can look like almost garbage, short, tall, fat, skinny, smart, stupid, poor, rich, crazy, sane.... doesn't matter. To be a stud, you have to have money, good looks, a good body and a great persoanlity. Takes little work to be a slut, and a lot of work to be a stud.
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#53 - zzzebror (05/12/2013) [-]
Why is it bad that some people are having lots of sex? Not adultery or anything, just normal people having lots of sex.

Just imagine all that sex.
User avatar #65 - weenieandthebutt (05/12/2013) [+] (16 replies)
It all boils down to evolutionary principles and natural selection. Nobody likes a whore because the only thing worse than an promiscuous man is a promiscuous woman since they can get pregnant easily. No man wants to rear a child that isn't their's. Also, due to the number of sperm cells outweighing the number of egg cells, a man is favoured to spread his seeds further and females are the desired gender. In terms of population survival, a man impregnating 50 women is more likely to thrive within the population than a single woman who bears 50 children. Getting laid for a man is a chore whereas it's a choice for women. If you feel it's sexist, it goes both ways since virgin women are regarded as strong, respectable and independent whereas virgin men are regarded as undesired reject losers.
#25 - turian (05/12/2013) [-]
yes.
it has to be thrown away now...
User avatar #54 - awesomenessdefined (05/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Men can procreate for theoretically ever, women can't. So a woman doing it for the hell of it is just wasting eggs.
#57 to #54 - broorb (05/12/2013) [-]
because every time a woman has sex an egg is wasted
yes good
good logic there
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#19 - Tenkan (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ah, but the reality?

Women have limited eggs. Men are unlimited.

Take care, ladies.
User avatar #21 to #19 - pockyrin (05/12/2013) [-]
You are right but in an inconsequential way. Women have a million eggs premade when they are born, but they only release 500ish in their lifetime before menopause.
User avatar #87 - bandoslootshare (05/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if your dick gets shaven off.. youve got a bigger problem. pencil analogy is invalid
#88 to #87 - deadagain (05/13/2013) [-]
*smaller problem
User avatar #12 - gameingkine (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but the pencils always sharp while the sharpener blade begins to dull and loaned to everyone in the class
User avatar #47 to #12 - TheFreak (05/12/2013) [-]
What good is a pencil that's been sharpened down to a stub? You can't even hold it.
User avatar #4 - maxismahname (05/12/2013) [-]
why does tUMBLER LIKE TO TYPE LIKE THIS SOMETIMES
******* stuPID!!!111!!!
#104 - SILENCEnight (05/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at New Samus wallpaper ** are you ******* kidding me? If a pencil could be sharpened by any kind of pencil sharpener that is one godly pencil!
User avatar #101 - Sethorein (05/13/2013) [-]
It's just evolutionary. Women have always had a higher cost associated with sex/reproduction than men so they HAD to be more choosy. The stigma doesn't really disappear even if we have contraception o.o
#42 - pearfield (05/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why is it bad if a pencil is able to be sharpened by many sharpeners?! It get's short in the end, sure, but the pencil sharpener gets dull after a while too!
Why is it bad if a pencil is able to be sharpened by many sharpeners?! It get's short in the end, sure, but the pencil sharpener gets dull after a while too!
User avatar #45 to #42 - TheFreak (05/12/2013) [-]
Well a key is going to break eventually too. The point is analogies can make anything sound bad, no matter who its arguing for.
User avatar #2 - natabre (05/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wat.

That's still saying that women are whores and men are studs. If you can sharpen all the pencils, good, but the sharpener will be worn out and not be able to sharpen as good. If you've had a pencil sharpened by a lot of pencil sharpeners, it would still be fine. (I know the pencil can get shorter, but I think it's obvious you can't do that to a penis. :P)
User avatar #43 to #2 - TheFreak (05/12/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? A functional pencil sharpener is better than a useless stub pencil any day. Yeah, the sharpener will break eventually like every other object in the world, but the pencil will be gone long before the sharpener.
#102 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
Ok ladies, you don't like social gender roles? I'll trade with you. Seriously, I'd ******* kill to have the power you carry around behind your zipper. I'd love to go to the bar with no money in my pocket and get all the drinks I want with a smile. I'd enjoy being taken out to a free meal/movie/whatever dates are these days. And I DAMN sure wouldn't bitch about ladies lining up to try and impress me, or the fact that I could get laid pretty much when ever I choose to.
So one of your 'friends' called you a slut? roll around on some of that free **** men threw at you in the off chance they'd get in your pants. That aught to make you feel better.
User avatar #29 - sketchysketchist (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Women can **** any guy they want, they just have to be there.
Men need to have money, looks, and lie his ass off.
User avatar #33 to #29 - pomegranate (05/12/2013) [-]
some guys have standars, belive it or not.
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