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User avatar #8 - metalguitarest
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It's easy to be a whore, just be average looking and say your're horny and men will flock to you. However, it is hard to be a ladies man, you have to be good looking, Clever, intelligent, funny, and entertaining. So **** your analogies
#35 to #8 - goobyyudodis
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Or rich
User avatar #55 to #8 - whistleandrun
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In my experience you just have to be confident and not ********* to be a successful whore, in both genders. The only difference is that the guys have lower standards.
#85 to #8 - anon id: 4b7b6360
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I don't really get the idea about being upset that someone likes sex. I mean, doesn't everyone?
#106 to #8 - kez
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Women dont really care about looks.

As long as you are well groomed and arent dirty or smelly you're good to go. Even then you still have a shot if your game is good enough.

Its all about your personality traits (such as leadership, not a lier, protective and ambitious), social skills (Knowing what to say and when. Plus knowing how to talk to girls and charisma) and all round confidence in yourself and not being needy or desperate

Nothing says desperate and unconfident like changing your mind to try and make them like you. Or to be overly nice and look like you are trying to suck upto them because you think you are better than them. Little tip, if you act like they are better than you then they will think they are better than you and will not be interested. If a women thinks you are a 6 and worse than them, why would they settle with a 6? They will look for a 7+ which is what they now rate themselves because they want the best they can get.

A dude with the looks of a 5 can easily get a 9 or 10 if his personality and game is good enough.
User avatar #108 to #8 - JENNAY
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But the whores get ugly men while the ladies man gets babes. You earn what you work for
#109 to #8 - anon id: cdce0044
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also money
User avatar #50 to #8 - summerx
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Perhaps casual one night stands might be "easier" for women because long-standing social standards dictate that men have to initiate the flirting and wooing. However, getting a guy to actually like you - as in an actual, respectable relationship - is equally as hard for women as it is for men.
User avatar #67 to #50 - weenieandthebutt
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All you women have to do is just not be monstrously ugly and basically not be an annoying bitch. There's no game involved, there's no series of complicated social steps/procedures and we won't chew you out for being shy, nervy, socially awkward, obscure etc.
User avatar #11 to #8 - stimtheone
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Indeed. Women tend to care a lot about how a man looks or behaves, so for one to be utterly succesful he would need to be rich and/or handsome and cool.

Men don't really care, so for a woman to sleep with 1000 men, she just needs to have a vagina.
User avatar #22 to #11 - pockyrin
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Doesn't that reflect worse on men?
#27 to #22 - anon id: b683577d
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nah not really, men can't afford to be picky.
that's why guys generally congratulate eachother when they get laid.
#105 to #11 - Dinodano
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That's such a cynical way to look at it. All it takes is confidence and a strong sense of self-worth, thats what women are interested in
User avatar #40 to #8 - TheFreak
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Well maybe if men cared to raise their standards, it wouldn't be that easy for women. It isn't our fault if a guy will **** anything with a vagina. If it's easy for a girl to be a whore, that's on men.
User avatar #30 to #8 - reigndrac
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Of course, that's mostly genetic. Guys don't have to carry a kid around for 9 months after having sex, they just want to spread their genetics as quickly as possible to as many woman as possible. Women, on the other hand, can only carry one child at a time, and must be picky the ensure that it has the best possible genetic code from the best potential father, so they can't afford to have sex with every guy in sight. Or at least, that's how it was for say, the cavemen. Society says otherwise now. Now it's more like 'everyone have sex and have it now.'
#38 - buriedstpatrick
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If women wanted the same amount of sex as men we wouldn't even be having this utter waste of a discussion.
#24 - antigravitycake
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id like a pencil that could be sharpened by any sharpner, and not ******* brake
id like a pencil that could be sharpened by any sharpner, and not ******* brake
#111 to #24 - anon id: c34f0899
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Aww ****, they have brakes on them now? Things sure are different from when I was at school.
User avatar #23 - AdminsGayLover
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Some people in the comments are REALLY mad that this flaw in logic has been pointed out.

If you're a guy and sleep with a lot of girls, you're a whore. Girl with lots of guys, also whore. It doesn't matter how much you have to work for it. The fact that guys have to work more for all those girls is actually an even bigger indication he's a whore, if we're counting effort into it. He goes through a lot of trouble to be a whore.
#31 to #23 - anon id: bac3ab13
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Except...Whores sleep with people for money...
User avatar #32 to #31 - AdminsGayLover
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True
User avatar #98 to #23 - ponieskilledmyacc
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Good point. But I guess that the problem is that man don't really mind being called a whore, I mean, a woman known as a whore is hit on more frequently, right? So that isn't exactly bad for a the said male-whore.
User avatar #124 to #98 - AdminsGayLover
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That's true. I'm really not sure if the source of that is gender bias or what, this is the limit of my thoughts on the subject. I have a suite-mate who is a man whore and I've come to think of males that get lots of sex on the same level as females, so I may be bias.
User avatar #99 to #23 - iaskedalexandria
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You have a good point and **** and I totally agree with you but I just can't get past your username. I mean, I'm curious. Is his cock short and fat like the rest of him, or is he basically hung like a zoo animal?
User avatar #125 to #99 - AdminsGayLover
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It's small so it's not very good, but it's also long. So we tie it in a pretzel and that's basically solves everything.
User avatar #94 - dexorcitor
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WELL I GUESS IF THEIR VAGINAS ARE GOING TO CHOP MY PENIS UNTIL IT'S SMALL I GUESS I CAN'T USE IT ANYMORE CAN I?

checkmate

Penis: 1
Pencil Sharpeners/Penis Choppers : 0
#51 - verycoolcat
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I prefer this "Its easy to be a slut but its hard to be a stud"

A woman can look like almost garbage, short, tall, fat, skinny, smart, stupid, poor, rich, crazy, sane.... doesn't matter. To be a stud, you have to have money, good looks, a good body and a great persoanlity. Takes little work to be a slut, and a lot of work to be a stud.
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#53 - zzzebror
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Why is it bad that some people are having lots of sex? Not adultery or anything, just normal people having lots of sex.

Just imagine all that sex.
User avatar #65 - weenieandthebutt
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It all boils down to evolutionary principles and natural selection. Nobody likes a whore because the only thing worse than an promiscuous man is a promiscuous woman since they can get pregnant easily. No man wants to rear a child that isn't their's. Also, due to the number of sperm cells outweighing the number of egg cells, a man is favoured to spread his seeds further and females are the desired gender. In terms of population survival, a man impregnating 50 women is more likely to thrive within the population than a single woman who bears 50 children. Getting laid for a man is a chore whereas it's a choice for women. If you feel it's sexist, it goes both ways since virgin women are regarded as strong, respectable and independent whereas virgin men are regarded as undesired reject losers.
User avatar #68 to #65 - bloopzoop
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Though I agree with you, very few people want be virgins forever. I also think it may be a natural instinct to spread your genes and mate. I think it is a bit strange if it is instincts that you should mate but society says that you shouldn't. Maybe if we stopped judging each other on it, people could be happy?
User avatar #70 to #68 - weenieandthebutt
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I'm not saying that females should not have sex whatsoever but going about it too much would really exploit their sexual privileges. Women are the desired gender, they can afford to be picky and hold high standards. Us men can't and we need to be validated by loads of women before we can be regarded as desirable. It's up to a woman at the end of the day on how she wants to pursue her sex life but don't expect her to get any credit or a pat on the back or something. It's nothing to be proud of and all they do is just sit there and be pretty. Nothing more.
User avatar #71 to #70 - bloopzoop
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Though I believe it true that it is easier for a woman, saying that it is that simple to get laid is a wide assumption, don't you think?
User avatar #74 to #71 - weenieandthebutt
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Not really. I've seen loads of ugly women who get approached. If it's anything, women are the one's who try to avoid men in clubs rather than trying to approach them. A man needs game, a woman doesn't need **** at all apart from being fairly pretty. I've been called goodlooking/hot by other women, I workout and look after myself, yet I still can't get laid for **** due to my below-par social skills.
User avatar #77 to #74 - bloopzoop
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I'm sure that's it. My advice for you is to remain calm and collected. I'm not saying that you'll get laid for sure, but patience might pay off.
User avatar #83 to #77 - weenieandthebutt
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Overall, I've had loads of makeout sessions with girls though not recent. Just to get a girl to kiss me, I've had to work so hard throughout the years, sucking up all my fears to jump into every nerve wrecking situation and going for it. I've never dated a girl throughout my highschool or uni years and the only time I ever meet girls are in clubs, to which most of the times they come across as unapproachable. I can talk to women (depending on the type and atmosphere) but I just dunno how to escalate things for **** since I've never picked up on those crucial skills in my younger dorky days.
User avatar #84 to #83 - bloopzoop
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You might be just an introvert. Getting laid isn't everything. Those girls at clubs might think that you want to catcall them. Try looking for other introverts. I think the best place to look for them is online, because they might not like being walked up to.
User avatar #90 to #84 - weenieandthebutt
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Also, you're only saying getting laid 'isn't everything' because you've experienced it before and you know that you can get it easily and at anytime as well. It's the complete opposite for me and sometimes I feel that raging anxiety on whether I'll die alone. For a guy, GETTING LAID IS EVERYTHING so don't try to undermine it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - bloopzoop
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I have not experienced it before. Introverts look at things more internally while extroverts look at things externally. That doesn't mean they don't have an active social life. They probably don't want free meals, though I can understand why you would think that.
User avatar #92 to #91 - weenieandthebutt
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Let me clarify, it's not even the sexual pleasure I'm after, sex itself is a notion of acceptance and validation which I'd like to feel. The reason why I want to get laid badly probably stems from my days of feeling neglected, left out, lonely and being held at such low regard.
User avatar #95 to #92 - bloopzoop
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I know that feel. I used to be bullied a lot. Though if you think about it, insults are almost pointless. I know how badly you want to associate yourself with those people, but maybe you might want to look for people who like you for you. Though this sounds very sappy, their words or notions really shouldn't bother you. No matter how much I want revenge, I always remember how I never want to put a person through that pain. Remember, society is not a part of you, you are a part of society. If they think they are worth more than you, also remember you are worth just as much as them.
User avatar #96 to #95 - weenieandthebutt
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To be honest, I don't give much of a **** about what people think of me but I just want to prove to myself that I'm good enough for women. Exactly, I want a woman to like me for me whether it's my personality or my body. That's why I didn't hire a prostitute.
User avatar #97 to #96 - bloopzoop
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Hue, you probably are. It makes sense that you want to prove yourself. Just look online and be cautious is my advice.
User avatar #89 to #84 - weenieandthebutt
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I'm a bit of an introvert but I still have an active social life where I go out clubbing and engage in other social activities. I'd always been sceptical about online dating and even so, there's no added guarantee of success. I heard that women who use online dating are just there for the free meals during dates.
User avatar #69 to #65 - bloopzoop
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Plus most of the time, when people engage in intercourse, it is not for an offspring.
User avatar #72 to #69 - weenieandthebutt
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These instincts are passed down from generation to generation whether they're concious or unconscious. For instance, men are attracted to looks; especially the high hip-to-waist ratio which gives rise to healthy offspring. Women seek confidence and financial stability since they want the man to be good, protective (and assertive) fathers.
#25 - turian
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yes.
it has to be thrown away now...
User avatar #54 - awesomenessdefined
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Men can procreate for theoretically ever, women can't. So a woman doing it for the hell of it is just wasting eggs.
User avatar #82 to #54 - xkrystynax
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Women don't lose eggs when they have sex, they lose roughly a thousand eggs every month regardless, while producing up to two. This happens up until a woman hits menopause.

tl;dr they can **** all they want, it doesn't make a difference to how many eggs they have.
#122 to #82 - broorb
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A thousand? You sure? I know we develop a few every month but I'm not sure it's that many.

Then again, a baby girl is born with 400,000 and 400,000/12 = 33... so that's 33 years of fertility.

I dunno. As you were, soldier
User avatar #126 to #122 - xkrystynax
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We lose a thousand every month not gain, we only produce two a month. But yeah, I'm sure.
#127 to #126 - broorb
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Oh no yeah, I mean, during the menstrual cycle we take a few out of our stores and develop them. Only one ends up becoming a secondary oocyte but I wasn't aware that the 'few' was as many as a thousand, that's amazing
#128 to #127 - xkrystynax
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Yup!
Yup!
#59 to #54 - fishinyourface
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#57 to #54 - broorb
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because every time a woman has sex an egg is wasted
yes good
good logic there
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