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#19 - splendiddust (05/12/2013) [-]
i once had a dream where my family were camping and these people tried t mug us, so i stabbed them but instead of them dying they just gave me al their stuff. and amongst that stuff there was a bundle of papers about the size of a 5 dollar note.    
And on those pieces of paper were pictures of famous people from a country looking very proud and one of them holding up a flag. On the Australian one however there was all the people looking proud except the person holding the flag was a completely naked bearded man holding up the flag with a 4 ft long erection
i once had a dream where my family were camping and these people tried t mug us, so i stabbed them but instead of them dying they just gave me al their stuff. and amongst that stuff there was a bundle of papers about the size of a 5 dollar note.
And on those pieces of paper were pictures of famous people from a country looking very proud and one of them holding up a flag. On the Australian one however there was all the people looking proud except the person holding the flag was a completely naked bearded man holding up the flag with a 4 ft long erection
User avatar #18 - Loppytaffy (05/12/2013) [-]
I had a dream I was in an amphibious boat robot war in Chester (England) with America, France and Britain. And then I had to go to the post office and the lady at the desk just asked me when I wanted to book my flight to Japan and for how long I'd be studying. I got into an arguement with her because she was just assuming things about me.

I'm kind of easily frustrated in my dreams...
User avatar #16 - icameheretotroll (05/12/2013) [-]
all I remember is that I could fly when I farted


HOW DO YOU PEOPLE REMEMBER YOUR DREAMS
User avatar #15 - mtandy (05/12/2013) [-]
1) Watch Avatar
2) Get dreams from time to time of being a bender of some description.
3) ???
4) You don't need no profit now, you have awesome as **** dreams.
User avatar #14 - vedgetable (05/12/2013) [-]
i vagely remember this in dream
>in clas
>teacher says something about something beeing impossible
> **** actually happens 5 sec afterwards
>say, good thing this is just a dream
>stil dont know im dreaming
>dafuq.
#13 - brokentrucker ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Have dream where naked in school.
Incredibly embarrassed.
Walk into school trying to shield nudeness.
Tiny, elementary school children hands terrible at shielding.
No one notices.
Greatsuccess.jpg?
Go to class. Still try hiding.
Eventually get sorta okay with nakedness and start work.
Suddenly seat gets wet.
Am I pissing myself?
Nope, all other eight students surrounding me (me being in the center of a 3x3 desk arrangement) have whipped out their dangles, that now look like dollar store squirtguns, and are soaking my seat.
Mfw teacher says I pissed my pants in class and sends me to get changed in nurses office and I come back, still naked, but with new skin.

And then I woke up.
#11 - sirfisticuffs (05/12/2013) [-]
My dream:
>sitting in Physics class with my friend
>holy boxes of piss I'm actually doing my work this must be a miracle
>friend keeps on looking to the back of the class, whatever
>see he's starring at one 3/10 girl in my class
>she is dressed up as a spanish dancer
>friend immediately strips down has sex with her
>wellthisisawkward.jpg
>few seconds later they finish
>what a ******* endurance marathon
>I wake up
>BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN, MASON
Jesus Christ what the **** is going on with my mind
User avatar #10 - firnen (05/12/2013) [-]
I had a dream I joined the army, then I grew huge breasts, we then went into war and lefty was shot and I rolled around on the floor for about an hour screaming and crying saying it wasn't me it was the guy with the yellow banana suit who smoked a fishing rod.
#9 - doggstar (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i suffer from extremely vivid nightmares.. i apparently twitch and scream in my sleep
User avatar #7 - kanaka (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't know what kind of REM sleep I'm in, but I NEVER REMEMBER MINE
User avatar #6 - Mebeshe (05/12/2013) [-]
I had a dream where I went to find Sam and Dean Winchester on a hunt. I was an angel like Cas and he and I went way back. We had to get these people out of a lake and we were fighting to tell people that there was a monster in the lake when I saw the TARDIS and 11 and Amy stepped out of the TARDIS and I ran over to them saying "Doctor, thank dad you're here, we need your help!"
"You know I'm the Doctor?" He responded. I shouted at him: "OF COURSE I KNOW, I'M AN ANGEL OF THE LORD."

Then I woke up.
User avatar #5 - savethepandas (05/11/2013) [-]
Last night my dad tried to kill me. Well, he did beat me quite hard. Anyway I was like running away from him while he chased through the sewers with his gang. **** was weird.
User avatar #4 - femaledog (05/11/2013) [-]
i remember when i was five i dreamt that i was running trough the woods with wolfes after me and when they catch me they kill me and then i can't see anything and i'm all alone with my thougts.
User avatar #3 - daftiduck (05/11/2013) [-]
I had a dream last night that I needed a piss so bad that I grew a second dick.
User avatar #1 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always remember them, and they're always weird, every single night.
Ever dreamed of raping yourself?
User avatar #12 - bitchplzzz (05/12/2013) [-]
So I had this dream, I was running down my street, towards my home, I tried to do some karate, or tai kwan do kicking **** on a zombie, failed and ran for it.... saw my bitchy old neighbor walking her dog, ran past her while a zombie bit her head off, ran to my house, kicked my door in, and for some reason I took a ******* door (i entered my house, but the interiour is completely different) out of its sockets and run into some dude, start stomping the ****** , adrenaline making my heart pump, run up to presumably where my room was, grab my laptop and throw it through the window... then I wake up, like what the ******* ****
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