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7 New Breeds Of a Douchebag

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Submitted: 05/11/2013
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User avatar #1 - maxataxx (05/12/2013) [-]
What if you drink coconut water because you like the taste?
User avatar #2 - guitarguise (05/12/2013) [-]
But I love coconut water...
User avatar #18 - ainsley (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Um I know more than a few people who have quit using E-Cigs or use e-cigs and they're definitely not douches.
Also, I like the taste of coconut water.
And my dads got a friend that's using kickstarter (successfully) to make an anti-animal abuse movie. (total douche, amirite?)
And I know a few of these facebook comedians as described in the post and they aren't douches.
As for the trendy parent, as long as they can raise their kid successfully w/ out abusing them, then I don't have anything negative to say.



#7 - dangercliff (05/12/2013) [-]
saving this for later
#3 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
I can't vouch for the other stuff, but I smoke e-cigs and I'm not like that at all, nor is anyone else I know who uses them.
#20 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
Thanks to the over aggressive Atheists for ******* our reputation.
#15 - nakedclothes (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
E cigarettes are useful if you want to give up smoking
never ever seen the second one
don't add them on facebook then
that's not even a thing
it's always the religious people who get bitchy and wont shut the **** up not athiests
fair enough the nerds are annoying
that last one actually sounds hilarious
+1
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User avatar #12 - vedgetable ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Look at that, something that kind of anoys me
>instant douchebag.
#28 - mysticninja (05/12/2013) [-]
You forgot the disgruntled Funnyjunk complainer/whiner.
#25 - BerryLicious (05/12/2013) [-]
I use e-cigs because I'm trying to quit smoking and it worked for me in the past...
User avatar #23 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
My housemate smokes e-cigarettes. He works out more than a healthy amount and brags about his lifting habits, but he's a fairly canny lad regardless.
User avatar #17 - dennymyman (05/12/2013) [-]
And then you have the complaint-poster, who for the most part use his/her spare time to complain on other people..i love those people <3
User avatar #16 - arsyro (05/12/2013) [-]
Learning Arabic is a good tool in life. Take it from a Lebanese kid
User avatar #11 - fistoftheaxis (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here's an honest question. When you guys say "Coconut water" do you mean those sweet tasting water you get in cans or actual coconut water straight off a freshly cut coconut?
#10 - dafuqmang (05/12/2013) [-]
I know a few AAAs

PREACHING ALL SORTS OF TOLERANCE THEN TALKING LIKE THEY KNOW EVERYTHING

cunts
User avatar #9 - RandomAnonGuy (05/12/2013) [-]
I have elements of 3, 5 and 6, but I like to think I'm not as bas as they are in the content.
User avatar #8 - bitchplzzz (05/12/2013) [-]
... I only use a vape at home.. i think they're cool, and real smoke starts to hurt my throat after 4 cigs
User avatar #5 - deescalation ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I used E-cigs to smoke without my parents finding out / I still got a buzz. Why does that mean that I used to be a douche?
#4 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
Why the the "facebook" guy put a hashtag?
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