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#1 - skinstiches ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#5 - helidead (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
First time trying this, paint skill off the chart.
#10 - paradoxofnight (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#36 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MS Paint skills are off this planet.
#19 - secretsecret (05/12/2013) [-]
how i was born
how i was born
User avatar #4 - alucord (05/12/2013) [-]
You can expect a baby.

But something else could come out
User avatar #8 - iamblastoise (05/12/2013) [-]
"I love the saying 'We're expecting'. It's like, 'Yeah we're expecting a baby boy, but it could be a velociraptor." -Forgot who said this.
User avatar #18 - sirfisticuffs (05/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
inb4 miscarriages comment here.
User avatar #20 to #18 - sirfisticuffs (05/12/2013) [-]
I mean miscarriage, the commenter. A miscarriage commenting would scare my titties right off.
#24 - lolme (05/12/2013) [-]
**lolme rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Hotday ** How I was born.
#7 - ascendedwings (05/12/2013) [-]
Or you could be expecting the screeching pitter patter of dozens of swarmers.
#39 - guiltyparty (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
chill out guys, wont be expecting for a while
#47 - cweepew (05/12/2013) [-]
wasn't expecting that one
#13 - jackthefurfag (05/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**jackthefurfag rolls 16** My favorite book.
#28 - pulluspardus (05/12/2013) [-]
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#14 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Allow me, Epic Fail Guy, PHD, to educate you on the subject.

Your Vagina, upon being penetrated, will begin to slowly turn into an Oblivion Gate, in nine months, a tiny Screaming Daedra will emerge from the depths of your cunt, desiring naught but to drain you of vital fluids, destroy your bank account, your waistline, all in the name of Mehrunes Dagon, the Lord of Destruction and Domination. On occasion, you may find yourself giving birth to the minions of other Daedric Princes, should this happen, please address chapter six of "What to Expect when you're expecting Hellspawn" about the proper banishing and appeasement rituals.

...See? Sex Ed is easy as **** , its finding people willing to do it for a carton of cigarettes and a My Little Pony DVD that's the hard part.
#34 - felixjarl (05/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - heathz (05/12/2013) [-]
the title reminded me of muriel
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