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#333 - lemortedemiller (05/12/2013) [-]
Just have to say, Dark Knight Returns. Batman is well into his old age and gives 0 ***** . Beats the dog **** out of Superman with a suit he designed and built. Could have killed him, but chose not to. There are endless scenarios where things like the comic above happen. "Superman fries his brain with lasers," or "Batman Kills Supes in his sleep with a kryptonite blade." This series however is cannon, and the last fight Superman and Batman fight, and Batman wins hands down.
#406 to #333 - LittleEnforcer (05/12/2013) [-]
The Dark Knight Returns isn't canon idiot. It's an elseworld story. Also, this fight took place after superman was just hit by a nuke and there was no sunlight coming into Gotham. Batman had a suit of armor, kryptonite, and help from Green Arrow and he barely made it out without dying. If your looking for a good elseworld fight between Batman and Superman than look no further than "Lex Luthor:Man of Steel". This depicts superman at his angriest going up against batman with preptime and superman still pulls a W. If you want a canon fight, I believe Batman: Hush is canon and guess who gets beat the **** up in his own storyline.
#499 to #406 - lemortedemiller (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, Batman planed to fight him after being weakened by the bomb and knowing there would be no sunlight. Batman evened the playing field. Superman is basically a god. Batman is a normal human with no super powers. He was also an old man. The fight ends after superman is hit with a kryptonite arrow (designed by Bruce) and Batman induces a heart attack in himself to fake his own death so he can go on beating the **** out of criminals with everyone thinking the Batman and Bruce Wayne are dead. Superman beating Batman is not impressive to me. now an old man without powers making the god bleed. That's ******* awesome. Batman is more of a hero than superman ever thought of being.
User avatar #358 to #333 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
That story isn't canon.
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