Bioshock Infinite--Cotton Candy Guy. It's gotta suck to be a cotton candy salesman. Don't they look so depressed in the game?. I Ml racine: Inn:. Better be a candy salesman than a police man in Bioshock Infinite. bioshock infinit Cotton Candy depression FML herpes
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - thepastryistrue
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Better be a candy salesman than a police man in Bioshock Infinite.
User avatar #9 - cavemanlittle
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(05/11/2013) [-]
but in some other reality he probably loves his job
User avatar #13 to #9 - mrbubblesx [OP]
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yea maybe he's a hot dog salesmen
User avatar #47 to #13 - phunkyzilla
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Yeah I bet in that reality people can't beat his meat
User avatar #4 - DiabloStrawhat
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I finished the game just last night. Not sure what to do with myself.
#51 to #4 - longnameislloonngg
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lay down and cry. it helps
#5 to #4 - swarthywaffles
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Think on it, play it again, cry yourself to sleep, wonder if you have a wonderful opposite gender you in a different time line. You know, the usual stuff.
Think on it, play it again, cry yourself to sleep, wonder if you have a wonderful opposite gender you in a different time line. You know, the usual stuff.
User avatar #28 to #5 - ilovetocuddle
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I'm waitin for the dlc
User avatar #7 to #5 - DiabloStrawhat
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Spend roughly an hour reading about Schrodinger's cat maybe?
#8 to #4 - I Am Monkey
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MFW I finished Bioshock Infinite.
It's the first game in a long time that I beat and then immediately played through it again. I highly recommend a 1999 mode playthrough. It's not that hard, but it's still great on a second playthrough for all the stuff you inevitably missed the first time.
User avatar #43 to #8 - thegamerslife
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I got a book for free from gamestop, maybe I should use that on the second play through and get everything. :P
Also, now that I have a computer for games I swear to god i am never setting foot in another gamestop again.
User avatar #63 to #43 - DiabloStrawhat
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A book? What kind of book?
User avatar #65 to #63 - thegamerslife
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the walk through book for bioshock infinite, it's actually a very nice quality guide.
User avatar #66 to #65 - DiabloStrawhat
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ohhh, that's cool. I really want to get the special one that comes with the key to Monument Island
User avatar #67 to #66 - thegamerslife
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It's neat but I find it useless when they spend very little to even produce them, and make a huge profit margin off of it.
User avatar #17 - dragonpaint
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Why does elizabeth get candy from him and I can't?
#24 to #17 - wizardofstuff
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Because he's too busy picking it up off the ground.
User avatar #27 to #24 - mrgoodlove
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I thought it was peter and lois
#6 - unmercifulgod
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#1 - solarisofcelestia
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Love that game.
Love that game.
#33 - uberderpyhooves
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#34 - thekich
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(05/12/2013) [-]
This truly is the face of a defeated man.

All hope and ambition: gone.
#44 - shitflippingpattie
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(05/12/2013) [-]
SPOILER   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Your worst enemy in the game is actually you from an alternate timeline, and Elizabeth is your daughter.
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Your worst enemy in the game is actually you from an alternate timeline, and Elizabeth is your daughter.
#48 to #44 - thisotherdude
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Already beat the game, also post real spoilers you ****, aka:

SPOILER ALERT

Andrew Ryan is merely father Comstock in another reality, meaning Jack, Andrew Ryan, Comstock, and Booker are all the same person. "There's always a lighthouse, and there's always a man"
User avatar #55 to #48 - deathcampforjewtie
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Spoiler: This game was made by 2k.
User avatar #56 to #55 - thisotherdude
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Spoiler: The title is of the game is Bioshock Infinite
User avatar #57 to #56 - deathcampforjewtie
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I DIDN'T ******* GET THAT FAR YET ASSBUTT, I BET YOU KISS GIRLS FAGGOT!
User avatar #53 to #48 - bloodbendbros
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Elizabeth literally says that Booker is Father Comstock in a different timeline because he received the baptism and found religion.
User avatar #54 to #53 - thisotherdude
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Did I ever say otherwise?
User avatar #58 to #54 - bloodbendbros
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I think I read it slightly wrong, but I don't know if Ryan is actually the same person as Comstock.
User avatar #59 to #58 - thisotherdude
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Well it's never explicitly said but it is heavily implied that they're all the same guy from different realities, then again alternate realities has always been a confusing as **** topic.
User avatar #60 to #59 - bloodbendbros
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True, it is.
User avatar #69 to #60 - DiabloStrawhat
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(05/12/2013) [-]
guys....... shhhhhhhh

You might spoil it for the others.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nneerrdd
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Good thing I beat the game yesterday.
#71 to #44 - anon id: 1a461b0b
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SPOILER: THIS GAME IS OVERRATED AND HAS A HORRIBLE STORY
#26 - mrgoodlove
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