Damn. those monkeys. rio,. Just think, some poor mother had to work weeks on that, carving every detail of that penis and ass. Its a grand thought
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User avatar #7 - pheonixinstinct (05/11/2013) [-]
Just think, some poor mother ****** had to work weeks on that, carving every detail of that penis and ass. Its a grand thought
#33 to #7 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
What if he was supposed to make something completely different, but then his boss pissed him off and this was his revenge, a statue of his boss sucking his own dick.
User avatar #5 - vipersixtyfour (05/11/2013) [-]
Hey, a politician.
User avatar #56 to #5 - clockworkphysicist (05/11/2013) [-]
His head needs to be up his ass for that.
#18 - ninjaromy (05/11/2013) [-]
Fixd***
#38 to #18 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Op does not have penis.
User avatar #25 to #18 - titsandpuss (05/11/2013) [-]
what does OP mean? yes i'm retarded -.-
User avatar #26 to #25 - thejoemotes ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
i'm glad you asked because i have no idea myself. I think it means Old Poster. But i'm probably wrong.
User avatar #27 to #26 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/11/2013) [-]
You are close to it . It means Original poster.
User avatar #29 to #27 - thejoemotes ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Ah. Thanks Carlton!
User avatar #79 to #27 - titsandpuss (05/11/2013) [-]
but Carlton, why is the original poster a faggot, instead of the Reposter. shouldent it be RP is a faggot?
User avatar #57 to #25 - daddymcswagger (05/11/2013) [-]
It means someone who posts content inwhich she and or he has not made themselves.
#28 to #18 - grafvodkula (05/11/2013) [-]
posted this some while ago
#80 to #28 - guyandface (05/11/2013) [-]
I prefer this gif to insult ops sexual life
I prefer this gif to insult ops sexual life
#22 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
OP thought he could get away with it...but we know your real name now...."Konrad"!
OP thought he could get away with it...but we know your real name now...."Konrad"!
User avatar #23 to #22 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
It would be pretty ******* awesome if DJ 4DM1N turned anon to "Konrad" or a substitute for OP
User avatar #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
tfw no gf
#30 - garykn (05/11/2013) [-]
But can they river dance?
But can they river dance?
User avatar #15 - kinglobster (05/11/2013) [-]
classic Konrad
#21 - hardongo ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
but... but .. is it gay if you do it to yourself?? will be doing it if we could reach??
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#16 - forgottenmyshorts (05/11/2013) [-]
Hard Riele knows what's going on
He knows auto-fellatio is difficult with a floppy willy
#42 - coshocker (05/11/2013) [-]
But who was bongo?
User avatar #37 - jaigurudevaom (05/11/2013) [-]
I can get my head pretty close to my vagina
If I was a guy I could totally suck myself off
Also whos idea was it to put that up, like multiple people probably approved that
User avatar #49 to #37 - thedarkestrogue (05/11/2013) [-]
men's ribs are spaced further apart, making it harder to bend.
That is one reason why women are so flexible.
User avatar #52 to #49 - cormy (05/11/2013) [-]
mmmmm that doesn't add up. If they are spaced further apart then they have more room to move.
User avatar #54 to #52 - thedarkestrogue (05/11/2013) [-]
sorry not spaced. My mistake. Men have one less rib. I forget how exactly it works out, but men can't bend as far as women.
User avatar #58 to #54 - cormy (05/11/2013) [-]
Possibly the size of the rib cage as a whole? Because you don't really... Bend very much at that level, it's mostly the area between the rib cage and the hip bone that bends. When you have a larger torso, you have to bend a larger distance but with the problem of an also enlarged rib cage maybe it becomes impossible?
User avatar #53 - Xharr (05/11/2013) [-]
fun fact:
this is a decoration in Cologne, Germany.
There are many statues of past Patrons of the city,
under each one they put a symbol to represent the people's opinions
(or their character/personality)) about them.
Konrad von Hochstaden was a really unpopular Abbot, so they put this under his statue.
User avatar #55 to #53 - sircool (05/11/2013) [-]
So he was a holy monk? Does that mean he was a holy ******* **** ?
User avatar #66 to #53 - NinjaHermit (05/11/2013) [-]
Huh. Well, then, my next question would be who the guy with the bongo playing monkeys is, and what that represents.
User avatar #69 to #66 - Xharr (05/11/2013) [-]
well, the guy above the bongo playing monkey is Gerhard Unmaze, he was a very rich Merchant who controlled the trade between Cologne and England.

Sadly i dont know what the monkeys represent.

I'm sorry, i have disapointed you guys
User avatar #75 to #69 - NinjaHermit (05/11/2013) [-]
Aha. No need to apologize or anythin'.
#20 - stepsword (05/11/2013) [-]
goddammit konrad
#11 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Apparently that's Konrad von Hochstaden, who wasn't liked among most people because he banned hops in beer. Also he wanted to depose William II of Holland for some reason, but the king died before Konrad carried out his plan, so he never did it.
#12 - northard (05/11/2013) [-]
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Take it to **** , OP!
User avatar #14 to #12 - tristanscharpman (05/11/2013) [-]
....its a statue
#19 to #14 - northard (05/11/2013) [-]
I am well aware of that, I was only joking.
User avatar #32 to #19 - mmajunkie (05/11/2013) [-]
we didn't find it funny
#83 to #32 - northard (05/11/2013) [-]
I can see that.
#34 - cinimod (05/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13 - chiefrunnyjeans (05/11/2013) [-]
wtf is this real?!
#24 to #13 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Yes, it actually is. It circled around the internet months ago.
User avatar #36 to #13 - Nastycold (05/11/2013) [-]
It's in the Kolner Rathaus.
User avatar #64 to #13 - mrcristal (05/11/2013) [-]
just a fanta sea
User avatar #35 - emptysuperman (05/11/2013) [-]
I can actually suck my own dick. And I do.
#48 to #35 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
#84 to #35 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Seriously though pics please
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#50 to #40 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
He can do that too
User avatar #1 - ScottP (05/11/2013) [-]
Yes, that is a guy sucking his own penis. Nice that you noticed that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mopedcouple (05/11/2013) [-]
I thought it was a guy ******** from his penis, but I guess you're right
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatotaku (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I thought that too.
#6 to #3 - mrclass (05/11/2013) [-]
I thought he was sticking his dick in a bee hive
User avatar #10 to #6 - thatotaku (05/11/2013) [-]
What if it was a tiny ceiling fan and he got his dick stuck in it?
#4 to #1 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
that's the joke you faggot
#8 to #4 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
I think his comment...is the joke...
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