Title. . So I was on facebook when I saw this picture of a girl I knew... And it reminded me of somethingneu me having a let of free time... This is Annie. She  Boobs vagina
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - sinery
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Excuse me, but I am not paying her to buy a vibrator.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jazzii [OP]
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Why not?
User avatar #4 to #2 - sinery
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Rather buy her a camera.
User avatar #3 - ljxjlos
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Seeing that we´re on FJ and noone else has done it yet, I feel obligated to state that I´d satisfy all her needs for less than 4 Dollar.

...i feel so dirty...
User avatar #5 to #3 - jazzii [OP]
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cute
User avatar #26 to #5 - ljxjlos
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Goddamn, the response-limit is annoying
Ah, so you´re the exact opposite

Definitely, yeah, I´ve seen some of them in the gym, I really don´t like to judge people, but abs on girls are really, really ugly...I kinda like girls more when they´re not trained or overskinny...also I´m afraid of woman who look like they could knock me out with one swing.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jazzii [OP]
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i agree
yeah i suppose i am
i agree, i don't understand why girls do it to themselves... oh well... i am kind of skinny but i don't exercise, although i probably should, i just have a high metabolism... which is lucky, haha... anyone could knock me out with one swing, i'm weak
User avatar #28 to #27 - ljxjlos
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You´re really lucky. I really envy people with good metabolisms, a friend of mine eats like a monster (during the samba-festival last weekend, he ate 3 Kebabs, 2 portions of curry, 3 portions of mc donalds icecream, a burger and some chicken nuggets in 8 hours), does NO sports, sits on his computer all the day and he still has NO fat on his body...I envy him.

But people shouldn´t knock girls out, that´s not okay!
User avatar #29 to #28 - jazzii [OP]
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haha, that's so much food! i am practically the same, i don't know if it will stay like it when i get older though...

i know, it's a good thing nobody wants to knock me out
User avatar #30 to #29 - ljxjlos
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I wish I could do the same, I love food But I know what it does to me, sadly.

You´re lucky then.

User avatar #31 to #30 - jazzii [OP]
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aw

should we add each other as friends or am i taking things too quickly?
User avatar #32 to #31 - ljxjlos
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You make a friend-request on FJ sound like the most intimate thing
User avatar #33 to #32 - jazzii [OP]
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it is very intimate, i don't have many friends on here ;)
User avatar #34 to #33 - ljxjlos
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Ah, okay, I see

I usually only accept friendship-requests, I don´t send them myself. You can feel special now
User avatar #35 to #34 - jazzii [OP]
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i read that as 'i send them to myself' and laughed a little, haha...
i feel very special :3
User avatar #36 to #35 - ljxjlos
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Luckily not my times as a sad loner are long gone

That´s good!
User avatar #37 to #36 - jazzii [OP]
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haha, sweet, what time is it there?
User avatar #38 to #37 - ljxjlos
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too late already half past one in the night. I actually was thinking about fixing my sleeping schedule, but I guess that won´t work too soon...

Well, tell me a Story
User avatar #6 to #5 - ljxjlos
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I actually find it kinda depressing, but well...

This was more than two months ago, what the ****?
User avatar #7 to #6 - jazzii [OP]
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i am incredibly bored and i realised i didn't reply to you so i thought i would
sorry it took so long
User avatar #8 to #7 - ljxjlos
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Ooookay. Yeh, boredom is pretty annoying...go out or something.

I wish I could.

User avatar #9 to #8 - jazzii [OP]
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it's night time here... and i have no friends... why can't you go out?
i like writing in small
User avatar #10 to #9 - ljxjlos
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It´s Nightime, too, I ripped a muscle in my foot, last week and can barely walk and exams are coming up.

Why don´t you have friends? That´s sad:/

Same here, it´s probably the best thing in all of Funnyjunk.
User avatar #11 to #10 - jazzii [OP]
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damn, ouch. hope it gets better soon... where are you from?

i do have friends really, i just live miles away from everyone and everything

i agree, yay for smallness
User avatar #12 to #11 - ljxjlos
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I hope so, too...it´s really annoying, but on the other side, I wouldn´t do anything else soon, either way, because of the exams coming up. I´m from Germany, you?

Ah, that´s a pity. I moved away from most of my old friends for University, but I still see them each WE, luckily.

User avatar #13 to #12 - jazzii [OP]
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fair enough and cool, i'm from England...

lucky you ... what do you study?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ljxjlos
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Cool, England is pretty damn awesome, one of my favorite countries next to Denmark. I might be doing a semester over there sometimes...I´m studying childrens education and english. What do you do?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jazzii [OP]
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nice, wow, i'd like to study similar things... i am about to begin my A-Levels, i'm going to be studying english, french and psychology... i want to educate children, in the future, too... you're a nice guy
User avatar #16 to #15 - ljxjlos
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Have fun, the A-levels are easy as hell at least around here I also wanted to study psychology, but sadly I´d have needed math for it. And Math has always pushed my grades down:/
I´m thinking about going into the educational sector, but I´d prefer If I somehow managed to get successfull as a writer.

Thanks, you seem pretty nice, too
User avatar #17 to #16 - jazzii [OP]
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i hope so, i've been told they're really difficult ... aw, math is pretty difficult... i'm sure you'll get far no matter what you chose to do you could use your experience as an educator to assist your writing
yay
User avatar #18 to #17 - ljxjlos
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I´ve been told the same, but I didn´t study at all because I was kinda depressed during that time And I still had quite some 1s (best grade, sorry, I don´t know how the grades in England are. A-> F? Not sure)
It´s really easy, compared to the stuff that comes afterwards, but I´m sure you´ll manage both.
Yeah, either that, or as a translator, that´s what I do to finance my studies during the holidays.

Soooo, what are you doing in your freetime?
User avatar #19 to #18 - jazzii [OP]
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ah, sorry about your depression. in england it's A-F, so i assume that 1 = A, congratulations ... thank you, i've been nervous about starting them...
wow, sounds really exciting
in my free time, er, i go on my laptop? see a few friends, parties, french lessons, nothing exciting... how about you? must get pretty boring having a foot injury
User avatar #20 to #19 - ljxjlos
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It´s nothing, really.D Jup. It´s pretty damn good, but sadly I had either As or Ds and Es. I was good in the Subjects I liked, like Biology, English, History, etc, but very bad in Math, Physics and Co, so those balanced each other out.

You really don´t have to be nervous, it´ll be an easy game.

You take extra french lessons? Wow, I´d be way, way to lazy.
Yeah, it is. But it´ll be gone soon, I hope. Other than, the same. Partying, going out, Festivals, Friends, And I started lifting again because I started to grow a belly
User avatar #21 to #20 - jazzii [OP]
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oh, fair enough :/, i hope it won't be too bad... i am very lazy too, but somehow i've managed to go to them, haha... i hope so too ... it's been really good weather here, none stop sun, has it been the same over there? lifting is a lot of effort!
User avatar #22 to #21 - ljxjlos
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Sadly yes. I can´t stand the sun


It is, but I have to!
User avatar #25 to #22 - jazzii [OP]
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i can't reply to your bottom comments anymore, i think it's a restriction to stop these purple lines taking over the whole page...
aw poor you ... i can't swim in the sea during summer, i'm sensitive to cold, haha
some girls lift, but they look rather gross
User avatar #23 to #22 - jazzii [OP]
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i liked it at first, but now it's gotten overwhelming and i just crawl inside my bedroom all day

i'm glad i'm not a man
User avatar #24 to #23 - ljxjlos
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I had several heat strokes. I can swim in the northsea during winter, tho. No idea why I´m so weak against heat and so strong against cold

You bet, you girls have it easier. At least I think so...oO