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#2 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Superman titillates my inner DC fangirl and my vagina.
Superman titillates my inner DC fangirl and my vagina.
User avatar #78 to #2 - antigravitycake (05/11/2013) [-]
and now everyone goes on your profile to make sure a girl and see if youve posted nudes.
User avatar #87 to #78 - violentpixi (05/11/2013) [-]
Lol, Gurl Gamer!! don't hit on me or treat me different, k? (ps, add me on Farmville) xoxox

shudder
#8 to #2 - awesomanium (05/10/2013) [-]
I dislike Superman (as well as quite a few other superheroes) because of the whole "super powerful except for one thing" cliché. I'm more drawn towards less conventional characters, like Batman, who doesn't have any superpowers, or Deathstroke, who doesn't either (unless you count his regeneration and 						****					 as a superpower).
I dislike Superman (as well as quite a few other superheroes) because of the whole "super powerful except for one thing" cliché. I'm more drawn towards less conventional characters, like Batman, who doesn't have any superpowers, or Deathstroke, who doesn't either (unless you count his regeneration and **** as a superpower).
#13 to #8 - jbainbridgejolly (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm very much hoping that you didn't just refer to batman as "less conventional". Superman and Batman are literally the 2 biggest superheroes on the planet. Before all of these new marvel movies came out I doubt people who have never touched a comic book would have been able to tell you about the existence of Hawkeye , Black Widow, Mandarin, Whiplash or Loki. Maybe even Thor. But everybody knows Batman. I get your point, Batman is many many times better than Superman, but he is not less conventional. He is more realistic. If somebody had vast amounts of money, they could be some form of Batman. I'm really sorry I don't even know why i started this, I just saw "Batman" and "Less Conventional" and thought, **** thats annoying. And I'm pretty sure everybody would accept that superhuman healing is a superpower.
User avatar #88 to #13 - violentpixi (05/11/2013) [-]
Did you mean commercial?
User avatar #84 to #13 - awesomanium (05/11/2013) [-]
Conventional=/=famous
Conventional superheroes are super heroes. They are people with superpowers. Therefore, Batman is not conventional. I knew all those superheroes before the movies as well, but I didn't mention them considering we were talking about the DC universe.
User avatar #11 to #8 - calawesome (05/11/2013) [-]
I used to hate Superman, because I thought that he was far to overpowered. But I started reading his comics, and I've come to realise that he really is the best superhero ever. Why, you may ask, because he represents everything a hero should.

The guy has every power under the sun(joke intended) and could actually take over the world if he so desired. But he doesn't, simply because he believes in the good in people and seeks to do good himself.
#9 to #8 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Like I said #6 I'm not a fan of Superman, it's more a nostalgic love because my Dad brought me up on old Superman (and Star Trek) films.    
I'm more a Batman lass myself. Only relevant gif I have.
Like I said #6 I'm not a fan of Superman, it's more a nostalgic love because my Dad brought me up on old Superman (and Star Trek) films.
I'm more a Batman lass myself. Only relevant gif I have.
#80 to #53 - Womens Study Major (05/11/2013) [-]
no. no pony **** . even if it is them being eaten.
#10 to #9 - awesomanium (05/10/2013) [-]
The only superhero gifs I have on my computer are rapeman, and I don't think that's particularly related.
The only superhero gifs I have on my computer are rapeman, and I don't think that's particularly related.
User avatar #3 to #2 - chrolt ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
You probably know this but I just love reminding people.

If Superman actually came he could blow your head with the load. Or your spine. Even then if you avoid it, there would now be flying invincible kryptonian sperm and he'd have to call Batman to bring some kryptonite to kill it.
User avatar #5 to #3 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Spiderman Kills Mary Jane with his Radioactive Semen.
I don't like Superman as a hero arc but Henry Cavill is a fair specimen of genetics. Man of Steel looks to perk up my 2013 (and Star Trek tomorrow!)
User avatar #6 to #5 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Let me correct, I was brought up on the old Superman films so I love them to pieces but, as a superhero, Superman irritates the butt off me.
#4 to #3 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2013) [-]
>Implying any interaction of Kal-El and Earth matter has a destructive result.
Like he had no control over his power level, strenght or whatsoever.
It's a funny joke for the fanbase, but that's all it is. Non-canon, silly geek joke.
User avatar #7 to #4 - chrolt ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Yhea because I always have complete control over how hard I ejaculate.

I dunno maybe superman has? I wouldn't think so but then again I wouldn't be surprised, he has so many super powers that sperm control isn't that far off.
User avatar #17 to #7 - roflsaucer (05/11/2013) [-]
"Superman is as strong as he needs to be."

He doesn't need to blow a girls head off with a sperm missile.
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