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#23 - jinapayne (05/10/2013) [-]
I'll have you for second breakfast   
Mind if I go in your hobbit hole   
You have my sword and my bow if I can have dat ass   
I'll make you scream like the Nazgul   
I've got my EYE (of Sauron) on you   
I am never late, nor am I early, I cum precisely when I mean to   
I would like to take an adventure through your Middle Earth   
Mind if I search through your Mines of Moria   
May I have an inn at your Prancing Pony?   
Are you an Orc? You are making my Sting glow   
You shall not pass until I get a piece of that ass   
Can I take my hobbit to your Isengard? (small penis)   
Take off your WeatherTOP   
Wanna taste my Gandalf the White?   
You can blow my horn of Gondor   
Can I touch you Misty Mountains?   
Can I slip my finger in your precious?   
   
#smoothpickuplinesbygandalf
I'll have you for second breakfast
Mind if I go in your hobbit hole
You have my sword and my bow if I can have dat ass
I'll make you scream like the Nazgul
I've got my EYE (of Sauron) on you
I am never late, nor am I early, I cum precisely when I mean to
I would like to take an adventure through your Middle Earth
Mind if I search through your Mines of Moria
May I have an inn at your Prancing Pony?
Are you an Orc? You are making my Sting glow
You shall not pass until I get a piece of that ass
Can I take my hobbit to your Isengard? (small penis)
Take off your WeatherTOP
Wanna taste my Gandalf the White?
You can blow my horn of Gondor
Can I touch you Misty Mountains?
Can I slip my finger in your precious?

#smoothpickuplinesbygandalf

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