THE APARTMENT HUNTERS GUIDE TO
Garden Level Apartment
This is the green name for "basement apartment". Now you can complete
your vegan lifestyle by living like a real crop, below sea level!
All aboard! Just like a real trains cars, you can walk through
one bedroom to get to another, and see what your friends
are up to Next stop, transparency!
This room is perfect for those permanently in the fetal position!
l bedroom apartment for a working person with standards and
a college student without! It' s like being in a sitcom!
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East [Cool Neighborhood]
The wave of gentrification will hit in about l years.
Act now before it was cool!
Roommates That Keep To Themselves
Your peace will never be shattered by these super mellow,
unobtrusive roommates. No need for awkward meetings or
interventions of lifestyles. Just hire a maid if there' s a mess!
Keep your social we in the city, where it belongs. when you' re
home it' s like you' got the whole place to yourself!
There' s always something a going on just outside your door!
with the hour block party always within hearing range, the
party comes to you! Fabulous people pour in from every bridge
and tunnel. to help make your street feel like New Years
every night! welcome home!
Junior I Bedroom Apartment
Also known as "converted apartment". instead of just one room
as a studio apartment we chopped it up into little rooms, like
Neapolitan ice cream! You like we cream don' t you?!