Please laugh. I'm so alone.. A cop knocked on my door this morning, but ijust lieked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, bu police
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A cop knocked on my door this morning, but ijust lieked it and sat there in
complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but Hum continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent out I was determined not to move in
the hope that he mouldiest go away.
Then he decided to Foo?‘ through the window.
He shouted ‘Do you think I' m stupid?‘ " I can see you in there sir, open the door‘
I said, ‘You' re not Coming in mater
He said, "I don' t want to Come in, [just want you to step out of the carl
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#19 - andredeking
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(05/10/2013) [-]
True story

>Be me 14
>Home alone Saturday afternoon
>Be smoking some good **** in house
>House is fogged to **** in smoke
>Moms just drove in the drive way
>Stepping into house cause she bought groceries and ****
>Hears she coming and grabs air freshener and sprays the **** out of the room
>Mom enters house, with that usual suspicious look on her face
>Walks in living room and few minutes later, while I search the groceries for munchies.....cuz that weed some good ass ****
>Hears mom screaming and ****
>I ran to see what happens and to my ******* surprise......I used a spray paint can instead of the air freshener.....
>MFW room is covered in spray paint on the wall, ceiling.....you name....it was well sprayed......
#75 to #19 - anon id: 6a46ff1d
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well how retarded are you too believe that weed doesn't give off the most scented smell, an air freshener ain't going to hide the fact that you smoke, only going to masquerade you till the day your parents gets you red handed, because trust me they know.

******* tard you prove why you shouldn't smoke weed, because only ******* stupid people does drugs.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nylak
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(05/10/2013) [-]
This is fantastic. If legit, would wish for pics.
#33 to #20 - stopsdropsand
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I doubt a 14 year old kid smoked enough to fog a house in smoke. A marijuana smoking team that consisted of Cheech, Chong, Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa couldnt even do that.
#66 to #33 - powellrebecca
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funny story, my best friend in high school was roomies with Wiz before he got super big. i have pics if no one believes me. Pittsburgh, PA **** yisss
funny story, my best friend in high school was roomies with Wiz before he got super big. i have pics if no one believes me. Pittsburgh, PA **** yisss
#72 to #66 - zzero
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(05/10/2013) [-]
proof please
#95 to #72 - powellrebecca
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(05/10/2013) [-]
just a random pic from a party.
#94 to #72 - powellrebecca
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(05/10/2013) [-]
in their basement when they lived together
#76 to #66 - anon id: fc62e0fa
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post pic
#34 to #33 - anon id: 5b8b8011
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Hooka?
User avatar #37 to #34 - dayasalion
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what the **** does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #38 to #34 - needmoredairy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I dont think you understand how much nug you would have to yourself if you packed a full hookah, i smoke flavored tobacco out of a mini hookah and you would probably be able to pack a good 3 - 5 grams in that bowl.
#93 to #38 - saladtongsofdeath
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i just mix it in with the shisha, doesnt make you cough out a lung and i dont get paranoid over the smell because it just smells like hookah
#35 to #34 - anon id: 5b8b8011
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(05/10/2013) [-]
*hookah
#22 to #20 - andredeking
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#45 to #19 - manythingstodohere
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#39 to #19 - dayasalion
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(05/10/2013) [-]
>14
>smoking "good ****"
>"fog" up a house
>spray can in your room
User avatar #57 to #39 - skinless
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(05/10/2013) [-]
14 year olds smoke all the time
#1 - potatophucker
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Thumbs to you sir. Thumbs to you!
Thumbs to you sir. Thumbs to you!
User avatar #83 to #1 - fukkendragonite
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(05/10/2013) [-]
And this deserves 78 thumbs because? Anyone care to explain, I'm majorly confus
#84 to #83 - potatophucker
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U mad?
User avatar #85 to #84 - fukkendragonite
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(05/10/2013) [-]
A little, I won't even lie to you mate. I don't begrudge you for doing this and getting thumbs, I begrudge the idiots who fall for it.

I mean, you knew right? You knew the secret to thumbs? That posting an overused laughing .gif with a generic comment like "Thumbs for you" or whatever automatically equals many thumbs? That's not your fault- idiots are put on this earth to be exploited. You exploited them, you know? I just don't get why they haven't learned yet
User avatar #87 to #85 - potatophucker
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Haha, yeah I've been here awhile, and I've recently made an account. I can't exactly say I know what people like, but I just kinda reply in a way that both compliments the poster, and makes people giggle just a wee bit.
User avatar #88 to #87 - fukkendragonite
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...But it doesn't make anyone giggle. It's a redundant post.

The mystery is, who thumbed you up?
User avatar #90 to #88 - potatophucker
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Dunno:)
User avatar #9 - ehzio
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(05/09/2013) [-]
and then the Police said, "It's the Police Ma'am, your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, The driver was an alcohol."
User avatar #13 to #9 - ganaloththedragon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
**ganaloththedragon rolls 87**"was an alcohol"
User avatar #11 to #9 - alcohol
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(05/10/2013) [-]
No no I ish not diver.
#40 - josieabby
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 - Lambda
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(05/10/2013) [-]
YOU KEEP ON KNOCKIN' BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN!
#56 to #12 - DangerToManifold
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oh god lol
User avatar #55 to #12 - mankey
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Dave's not here man!
#3 - fuckuberfunny
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#7 to #3 - mynameiskeanu
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#5 - heafi
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#31 - twi
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This image has expired
#47 to #31 - anon id: 48cc31bf
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(05/10/2013) [-]
You can't perform a Bilabial Stop without your lips touching, that's just mean.
#52 to #31 - anon id: 48cc31bf
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I just used my tongue :V
User avatar #92 to #52 - grahamernazi
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That, or you can put your index finger between your lips.
#63 to #31 - vonspyder
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I like cots. Very comfortable to sleep on.
User avatar #49 to #31 - thepunchedface
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(05/10/2013) [-]
"I like cahs"
What the flying **** is a "cahs"?
User avatar #50 to #49 - twi
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Canadian Aviation Historical Society
User avatar #53 to #50 - thepunchedface
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Hmm, I am quite fond of old flying machines though
#41 to #31 - hinji **User deleted account**
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Sounds like "I like covs"... I don't get it
User avatar #48 to #41 - rebuilt
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(05/10/2013) [-]
i like cocks
#51 to #48 - hinji **User deleted account**
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You fell for it!
The world will remember you "rebuilt", for you set my plan into motion that cannot be stopped and will change the world forever!!!

And you said you like cocks, hehe
User avatar #81 to #51 - twi
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(05/10/2013) [-]
what if he actually does like cocks
User avatar #44 to #31 - luckass
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(05/10/2013) [-]
no homo
#18 - guildor
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(05/10/2013) [-]
I did not expect that, thank you for the laugh
I did not expect that, thank you for the laugh
#17 - mongoozeone
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(05/10/2013) [-]
lightbulb: "then he decided to Foo?"

yes, yes he did
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