Please laugh. I'm so alone.. A cop knocked on my door this morning, but ijust lieked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, bu police
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I'm so alone.

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A cop knocked on my door this morning, but ijust lieked it and sat there in
complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but Hum continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent out I was determined not to move in
the hope that he mouldiest go away.
Then he decided to Foo?‘ through the window.
He shouted ‘Do you think I' m stupid?‘ " I can see you in there sir, open the door‘
I said, ‘You' re not Coming in mater
He said, "I don' t want to Come in, [just want you to step out of the carl
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#19 - andredeking (05/10/2013) [+] (17 replies)
True story

>Be me 14
>Home alone Saturday afternoon
>Be smoking some good **** in house
>House is fogged to **** in smoke
>Moms just drove in the drive way
>Stepping into house cause she bought groceries and ****
>Hears she coming and grabs air freshener and sprays the **** out of the room
>Mom enters house, with that usual suspicious look on her face
>Walks in living room and few minutes later, while I search the groceries for munchies.....cuz that weed some good ass ****
>Hears mom screaming and ****
>I ran to see what happens and to my ******* surprise......I used a spray paint can instead of the air freshener.....
>MFW room is covered in spray paint on the wall, ceiling.....you name....it was well sprayed......
#1 - potatophucker (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Thumbs to you sir. Thumbs to you!
Thumbs to you sir. Thumbs to you!
User avatar #9 - ehzio (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
and then the Police said, "It's the Police Ma'am, your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, The driver was an alcohol."
#40 - josieabby (05/10/2013) [-]
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#12 - Lambda (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
YOU KEEP ON KNOCKIN' BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN!
#3 - fuckuberfunny (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - heafi (05/09/2013) [-]
#31 - twi (05/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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User avatar #44 to #31 - luckass (05/10/2013) [-]
no homo
#18 - guildor (05/10/2013) [-]
I did not expect that, thank you for the laugh
I did not expect that, thank you for the laugh
#17 - mongoozeone (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lightbulb: "then he decided to Foo?"

yes, yes he did
User avatar #43 - trilobyte (05/10/2013) [-]
"just want you to step out of the carl"
- Lightbulb
#29 - tealkangaroo (05/10/2013) [-]
good one
good one
User avatar #25 - owmowmow (05/10/2013) [-]
"Then he decided to Foo"

I hate when cops do that.
#71 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can someone explain really easy what being cynical means? thanks in advance
+2
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#73 - greatcornholio (05/10/2013) [-]
but i just lieked it.
but i just lieked it.
#70 - noisyboy (05/10/2013) [-]
Driver's face when.
#68 - silverhyozanryu (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The punchline killed me, good show sir !
The punchline killed me, good show sir !
User avatar #77 to #74 - xxhunterxx (05/10/2013) [-]
JonTron.

makes fun of bad games and movies.
#60 - iamjustheretoroll (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Wait for it... ** mfw title
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Wait for it... ** mfw title
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