Women. . Whatever you give a Osman, she will make greater, If you give her sperm, she' ll give You a baby. If you give her a house, she' ll give you a home, If
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Whatever you give a Osman, she will make greater, If you give her sperm, she' ll give
You a baby. If you give her a house, she' ll give you a home, If yum give her groceries,
she' ll give you a meal. If You give her a smile, she' ll give you her heart. She multiplies
and enlarges what is given ts her, So, if yum give her any crap, be ready ts receive a
train of **** ,"
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User avatar #6 - ninjapuppies (05/10/2013) [-]
I smiled at a girl once. All I got back was an awkward look
#7 - hipsophobadon (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And if you give her dirty clothes, you get clean ones.
And if you give her dirty clothes, you get clean ones.
#2 - weenieandthebutt (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#3 to #2 - 4chan refugee (05/10/2013) [-]
This doesn't really have to do with the female gender. If a god has sex with a HUMAN woman, the subsequent baby would be a step down from a god.
User avatar #17 - cakezs (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you give her you'll dick, she'll enlarge it?
#24 - needmoredairy (05/10/2013) [-]
"So, if yum give her any crap, be ready ts receive a
train of **** ,"
#29 - dashgamer (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I genuinely hate this mentality. A person's ability and worth isn't determined by their gender, their race, or their sexuality. Get the **** over yourself, pink facebook lady, you're not unique simply because you're a woman.
User avatar #26 - thedarkestrogue (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you give her anything, you'll give her an ego, and of course she'll enlarge that too.
#34 - lankyman (05/10/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for any gay couple who have a house but, according to this logic, have no home

#33 - panini (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**panini rolled a random image posted in comment #377948 at Pokemon ** women
User avatar #8 - sandle (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if you give a woman herpes?
#39 - DangerToManifold (05/10/2013) [-]
i really hate this ******** women post all ******* day on facebook. men are all, "look at this funny picture i took" or "hey bro i found this car for sale, looks like a bargain" and women are all, "lik dis if u lost sum1 u luv" or im strong woman and dnt tak no **** from no1 lik dis if u are the sam"

******* winds me up

i crai evertim

#37 - 4chan refugee (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i dont actually get this... if you followed the whole status and then read the reply that would mean that she gives you back more credit cards... i dont see how this is a bad thing

sure its incomvenient having all those card in your wallet but if you dont use them
User avatar #27 - mentlgen (05/10/2013) [-]
Dat description.

"Whatever you give a Osman"
User avatar #20 - fakereality (05/10/2013) [-]
And if you give her a car, she'll give you an accident leaving 8 dead, 3 in the hospital and 1 permanently paralyzed from the neck down.
User avatar #9 - jewsburninindaoven (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you give a woman a cookie, she'll want a glass of milk. If you give her a glass of milk, she'll want some shoes. If you give her shoes, she'll wear them to the club and try to pick up other guys. If she goes and tries to pick up other guys, she'll have a one night stand. If she has a one night stand, she'll complain about men being assholes. If she complains about men being assholes, she'll want rights so she won't have to depend on men. If she doesn't have to depend on men, then all women won't depend on men. If all women don't depend on men, then there won't be anymore breeding. If there is no more breeding, the human race won't exist. So never give her rights.
User avatar #1 - weenieandthebutt (05/09/2013) [-]
give women an apple and they'll doom you to the crappy horrible life on Earth.
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#4 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #2029830 at Friendly ** She'll give you two credit cards?
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