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>Be in high school gym class
>hot chick in gym, nice booty, best in Yoga pants that's what I like most about gym
>Get paired up to do dance routine
>Really good, agree on music we want to play
>Unfortunately she misses a gym class, so I'm paired up with a fat girl
>Some fat girls are kind and maybe don't mean to be fat, not this whale
>She eats too much and is a bitch, she once put "Yolo" in a picture of her eating a cake
>I have to do it anyways so for this gym class, I have to do her dance
>Start doing retarded dance,
>She bumped into me and I was sucked into her fat and then spat out like a kid who is picky with his food
>i'm okay though, Start doing dance, godzilla Girl steps of my foot
>Pain is unbearable, jerk foot out from her fat ass foot
>Stings for a bit, just put some ice on it and sat on stage for a bit then go to dance
>Jump down, snap foot (seriously, I broke my leg)
>In pain but don't feel it because of adrenaline
>"GET UP, WE HAVE TO KEEP DANCING!!"
>Gym teacher saw me fall wrong and rushes over
>Bitch shoves me with foot like I'm a dead squirrel or something
>Pull leg out from under me, bent awkwardly
>Gym teacher is there, in a few minutes I go to the hospital
>Hot girl feels sorry for me, she hates lard-o too
>She visits me in hospital, she's nice, not my girlfriend, still single, hates douche bags, LIKES VIDEO GAMES
>She kind of likes me
Moral of the story: It could be the biggest bitch that'll get you the best
I also never knew she liked video games.
Not sure if it tops it, but I'll try:
> Freshmen year in high school
> Reading "Romeo and Juliet" in English class
> Teacher makes us go more in depth into the book and
> Has brilliant idea for us to recreate the type of dancing they do back then
> Forget to skip that day
> Teacher pairs us up with partners (the person next to us)
> This kid I dislike (my future best bro) gets paired up with the pretty girl in the class
> I get paired with this dumb as bricks girl next to me who looks like a crackhead
> Standing at an impressive 4 ft. tall, she once asked me "What are things I like?" on a questionnaire assignment, as if I'd know what she likes
> Worth a bunch of points, need them since a project of mine got stolen
> Teacher makes us assemble in the front of the school
> Starts playing corny old style music from the time period
> Have to perform old style dance with her, she is completely uncoordinated and flops around like a
> Kids in classrooms hear the music and start looking out the window
> 20 classrooms staring out the window at us and laughing
> All my humiliation, twas a day of ill misfortune.
I hate when teacher assign group projects but make them worth a lot of points. I don't mind working with people, but you might get screwed over by who you get, why does the teacher have to make it a huge
part of your grade.
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