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User avatar #34 - turbodoosh (05/10/2013) [-]
>Be at college naked bike ride
>Awesome event, college campus literally packed with nude people, tons of hot girls
>Decide to participate because why the fuck not?
>Start heading home with crew stark naked, we're all naked
>We have some really good looking girls in our crew, notbad.google.drive
>Except for one, extra large cheesy fries edition
>Fucking fat rolls into infinity and beyond
>Smells like a fucking manatee
>Known for being a huge slut and for having chlamydia and gonorrhea several times
>Fucking baffles me b/c she's disgusting, who the fuck would stick their dick in that
>Not only that she's a horrible person who's literally always saying "I'm beautiful on the inside blah blah'
>We get home continue our drinking all still nude, it's fun as hell
>Until everyone goes outside to smoke a cig, I decide to chill and roll a spliff
>Then I hear behind me:
User avatar #35 to #34 - turbodoosh (05/10/2013) [-]
>"Hay turbodoosh you have pretty nick cock"
>OHSHIT SHES STILL HERE shitshitshit
>"Uhh thanks? Your uhh yeah"
>"What you don't like my body?"
>Don't say anyhing try look away from Jupiter sitting behind me while I continue my task
>"Hey"
>As I turn to look again to tell her to fuck off shes sitting there
>Fucking spread legged, spreading her caustic vag, ohgodwtf?.jpeg
>It's got sores all around and on it
>Clearly you're not beautiful on the inside either
>Immediately look away trying to hold back my stomach, good god the smell!
>Bros come back just before she starts to make her next move
>Lets get the fuck out of here and and smoke this STAT
>Hear her start to sob, whatever
>Night will always be the night I survived the attack of the mantee
>Still have PTSD of that disgusting vag
>Always wear a condom folks, always
#132 to #35 - greenthegunstar (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh my god, YUCK!!!
Oh my god, YUCK!!!
User avatar #109 to #35 - myrtille (05/10/2013) [-]
your profile pic makes this story even better
#99 to #35 - hudspud (05/10/2013) [-]
Making your story into two parts to get double the thumbs, you sly dog
User avatar #130 to #99 - localcatbarber (05/10/2013) [-]
Each post can only have a certain amout of lines. I think that's why.
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