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Just some tweets. Tweet Tweet comp, comp is OC but the tweets are not. Obviously.. Tweets! If you see me mumbling under my breath, it' s probably "re, mad about

Tweet Tweet comp, comp is OC but the tweets are not. Obviously.

Tweets!
If you see me mumbling under my
breath, it' s probably "re, mad about
how the dinosaurs never even had
a warning.
Her: How did you mm your knee?
Me: Won' t say dancing* I was in a
karate fight.. to the death.
Her:
Her: So, dancing, huh?
A policeman just knocked on my
door and said my dogs were
chasing people on bikes...
My dogs don' t even own bikes..
I may be Canadian, but ll) still tell
you off. I don' t give a fuck.
Just kidding.
Sorry.
I' m calling about your very
descriptive ad were you included rt
pictures and asked a fair price. I
got like, Ar, unrelated questions..
i' iill an
I don' t think I could masturbate to
midget porn.
But I' ll give it a try anyway.
Her: Last name, Sir?
Me: Batman.
Her:
Her: And, your first name is...?
Me: The.
Doctor asked if I wanted regular
glasses or bifocals. Dont care
about their sexual orientation, I just
want to see better. Quit being
weird.
A butterfly the size of a giraffe
would be beautiful.. and truly
terrifying. Don' t bother with that
one thanks nature
...
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Views: 27124 Submitted: 05/09/2013