Just some tweets
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If you see me mumbling under my
breath, it' s probably "re, mad about
how the dinosaurs never even had
Her: How did you mm your knee?
Me: Won' t say dancing* I was in a
karate fight.. to the death.
Her: So, dancing, huh?
A policeman just knocked on my
door and said my dogs were
chasing people on bikes...
My dogs don' t even own bikes..
I may be Canadian, but ll) still tell
you off. I don' t give a fuck.
I' m calling about your very
descriptive ad were you included rt
pictures and asked a fair price. I
got like, Ar, unrelated questions..
i' iill an
I don' t think I could masturbate to
But I' ll give it a try anyway.
Her: Last name, Sir?
Her: And, your first name is...?
Doctor asked if I wanted regular
glasses or bifocals. Dont care
about their sexual orientation, I just
want to see better. Quit being
A butterfly the size of a giraffe
would be beautiful.. and truly
terrifying. Don' t bother with that
one thanks nature