Funny jokes Part 3
Three third graders, a white kid, a Chinese kid, and a black kid, are hanging put en the playground, and they decide ts
have a dick measuring contest.
The white kid whips put his little penis. Then the asian kid whips put his, which is much shorter, The black kid smiles
and whips his out, and shews eff that he is much much bigger than the ether twe.
After schewl, still beaming with pride, the black kid gees heme and tells his mom, "Mom, Mmom, my penis is way bigger
than the ether kids in my class!"
His mom leeks at him and says, "Well, sen, you are 23,,,,"
whats the difference between Jesus, and a picture pf Jesus?
it anly takes ene nail ts hang the picture
A girl with arms er legs is lying en the beach, begging all the passing men ts have sex with her. Finally a man pauses
fer mere than a secend. "Please! I' m 25 years eld and I' ye nayer been fucked!" The man considers the situation briefly,
picks her up and threas her into the evean. From the chappy water, she screams her dismay, ts which the man
answers, "Well, yeu' re fucked new!"
Just finished watching C) bama' s Inauguration, and was suprised ts see hardly any white peeple there.
But then again they were prabably all weaking.
twp nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by we thugs.
Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.
Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he mews not what he is
Sister Marathons and means, "Oh God, mine doese. l. l."
During a man' s annual physical, the dieter asked him ts drop his pants and put his hands en the table.
Abaut 3 decends into the rectal exam, the man cries put "OH MY GOD!"
The dieter asks him what the prablem is, The patient replies: The last dieter I went ts did this with beth hands en my
Attached noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention. She went basins find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he andjust
recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The him to gs dsen to the principal' s office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do
about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the mem She went basins
investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
l thought I told we to call ysub mem!‘ she said. 'l did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she' d
come and pick me up from school.'
KIDS , DONT YOU JUST LANE THEM??
A cannibal walks into the clearing his tribe uses for a toilet. He sees his best friend having a shit and crying his eyes out.
What' s wrang with you?" he asks.
His pal leeks up at him with watery eyes and asas “I‘ megust dumped my girlfriend."
A guy walks into a bar on top of a ski scraper. He sits dsen next to a buff looking guy whs leeks like he had a little mere
booze than he can handle.
The buff guy leeks at the bartender and then at him and says
hey, did we knew that this building is cc) in such a way that if I was tstump out the window and the wind wiuld
glide me safely to the ground. The man, whs decided he could use a laugh said, 'prove it.'
So the guy walks Over to the window and jumps out. A few minutes later he walks back into the bar and says, 'told ya.'
He leeks at the bartender whs is shaking his head and laughing, and says, 'do that again.' So he mes it again. The man
walks putts the window out and falls IOC) stories to his death.
The bartender leeks at the buff man and says, yes new, we are a real asshole when youre drinking, Superman
A man walks into a bar with a mankey, he sits dsen and eiders a beer. The mankey runs around frem chair and table -
he gees crazy jumping all ayer then leaps up en ts the peel table, picks up the cue ball and eats it. The bartender,
furious ayer the mankey' s behafior yells, "Hey! Your mankey just ate my cue ball! Now get put pf here and take that
animal with ytou," The man gets up apoligizes and leaves,
On week later the man eames back ts the bar with the mankey. He sits dsen and and eiders a beer. The mankey
starts up again, jumping all ayer, swings around and lands en the bar. In front pf him is a bawl pf grapes, he picks up a
grape, sticks it up his ass, pulls it put then eats it.
The bartender whs had been watching the whale event, is livid, he yells, "Deed, that it disgusting! Why did your
mankey just stick a grape up his ass ' pull it back out, then eat it??
The man replied, "Ever since that cue ball, he makes sure eberything fits,"
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