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I guess you could say he's Robin all the girls hearts

BERNINI'S ' NIH I' ll] SHINE
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#4 - dosburritos (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #3 - lordgeneral (05/09/2013) [+] (17 replies)
or it could be that you expect a woman should repay your kindness by dropping your shorts. if you feel you deserve something for being nice, you're not nice.
User avatar #24 - jajathezombie (05/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You're ugly or boring. Being nice doesn't mean girls are going to like you, it just means they should be nice in return. And no, being nice doesn't mean letting you bone them. So many beta fags think being nice makes them desirable. You know what makes you desirable? Being INTERESTING. You don't have to be ripped, you don't even have to be attractive, you just have to go the **** outside every once in a while. Pick up some sort of hobby. Learn to play an instrument, draw something, play a sport, go rock climbing, jump out of a plane, do SOMETHING besides sitting in front of your computer. You will meet people with similar interests, possibly even someone of the opposite gender who wants to diddle your naughty parts.
#17 - oxYKellark (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#83 - sparkieemae (05/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'm such a nice guy   
   
omg I've been your friend for 10 minutes, why won't you suck my dick, you're such a friendzoning slut.   
Women belong in the kitchen, anyone who says otherwise is a feminazi.   
   
No wonder girls go after the 'bad guys'   
The self proclaimed nice ones are straight up dicks.
I'm such a nice guy

omg I've been your friend for 10 minutes, why won't you suck my dick, you're such a friendzoning slut.
Women belong in the kitchen, anyone who says otherwise is a feminazi.

No wonder girls go after the 'bad guys'
The self proclaimed nice ones are straight up dicks.
User avatar #275 - tehweave (05/09/2013) [-]
Man... Why am I single?

Could it be my huge beer belly?
Double chin?
Neckbeard?
Manboobs?
I smell?
I have no confidence in myself?
No self esteem?
Shy?
Introverted?
I don't care enough to make improvements in my life, how I look, or how I act?
I'm too nice?

Must be that last one.
User avatar #32 - MrRee (05/09/2013) [-]
If you're nice to girls and then expect something in response for being nice, then you aren't a nice guy
#19 - trollmobile (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
******** .
i got my girlfriend by being nice to her.
that went for most of my exes too.
User avatar #47 - kikisu ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well I'm a girl and my longest relationships have been with nice guys. See I have this thing were I'm nice, and so any nerd takes that as me "flirting." I have a friend who's in the friendzone, but I've explicitly stated I don't have any feelings for him and he's just a friend and will only be just a friend (mostly because before he realized I had tits, he used to treat me like **** ). He still insists on trying to date me, and gets all pissy when I shoot him down. It isn't my fault when I've been extremely clear with my intentions.
#126 - tonyxx ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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I'm so ******* tired of the nice guy ******** . So, what do you bring to the table? Because the Zooey Deschanel lookalike in the bookstore that you've been daydreaming about moisturizes her face for an hour every night and feels guilty when she eats anything other than salad for lunch. She's going to be a surgeon in 10 years. What do you do?
"Well, I'm ******* wicked at capture the flag."
"What, so you're saying that I can't get girls like that unless I have a nice job and make lots of money?"
No, your brain jumps to that conclusion so you have an excuse to write off everyone who rejects you by thinking that they're just being shallow and selfish. I'm asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don't say that you're a nice guy -- that's the bare minimum. Pretty girls have guys being nice to them 36 times a day. The patient is bleeding in the street. Do you know how to operate or not?
"Well, I'm not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!"
I'm sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don't have, then back the **** away from the patient. There's a witty, handsome guy with a promising career ready to step in and operate.
#73 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Do anything interesting this weekend?"
"No, I just stayed in and spent the weekend online, nice dress you're wearing by the way."

"Any news?"
"Nah, did you get a new haircut? It's lovely."

"Thanks for listening to my problems, you're so nice"
"Anytime."
"What are you up to anyway?"
"Nothing much."

Yeah, I'm sure it's the niceness that's preventing you from getting laid.
#72 - destroyerofcunt (05/09/2013) [-]
im single because i don't leave the house
im single because i don't leave the house
#154 - Yojimbo (05/09/2013) [-]
Everyone in the comments trying to defend why they are single
Everyone in the comments trying to defend why they are single
User avatar #193 - azraelthemage (05/09/2013) [-]
What if I'm single because I make no attempts to date a girl?
Stop being a pussy and admit it guys.
#157 - herecomesjohnny (05/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
User avatar #54 - UA partay (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I used to think this way as well, but then I realized that I am pretty damn boring. Yes, I have a decent sense of humor, but when I say I am boring, I mean that I don't really do anything outside of working out and school. Plus, I am not attractive in the least bit (working out don't fix yo face).
User avatar #34 - syntheticdoll (05/09/2013) [-]
CORRECTION: I'm a level 90 Paladin.
User avatar #30 - darthtomale (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
im incredibly nice and ok looking and also seeing someone.
#31 to #30 - stallwallwriter (05/09/2013) [-]
How dare you be happy when I am not!!
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