Bless you man. Danke schön. imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language fer the rest of your life. So does that mean achoo immer wenn ich niesen achoo je parle dans achoo linguae novae? An ætérnum achoo circle back around? asdasdasdasd
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User avatar #6 - thatonesmartdude (05/09/2013) [-]
So does that mean *achoo* immer wenn ich niesen *achoo* je parle dans *achoo*
linguae novae? An ætérnum *achoo* circle back around?
User avatar #19 to #6 - faggotishshit ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
That's *achoo* atat de adevarat *achoo* frangin.
User avatar #11 to #6 - nagafever (05/09/2013) [-]
u a fæt ******
User avatar #18 to #6 - uzzwick (05/09/2013) [-]
you're awesome.
User avatar #15 to #6 - perfonator (05/09/2013) [-]
I guess *achoo* das ist *achoo* vrai.
#1 - shagtastic (05/08/2013) [-]
What if each time you sneezed you spoke a diffrent language each time for the rest of your life, not just set to one.
#16 - marsy (05/09/2013) [-]
I sneezed and put my back out yesterday. It takes talent to be that uncoordinated.
User avatar #26 to #16 - Fgner (05/09/2013) [-]
Sneezing can do some bad **** , actually. The worst of the sneezing problems I know are broken ribs, blown sinuses and damaged optic nerves.
#27 to #16 - mrhaihoang (05/09/2013) [-]
have you tried sneezing while pissing?
have you tried sneezing while pissing?
#13 - mrhaihoang (05/09/2013) [-]
people with hay fever...
people with hay fever...
#4 - stinks (05/08/2013) [-]
so what do you mean it wou... *achoo* ¿cambiaría la lengua que dice?
#12 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Imagine you came one day to FJ, and you didn't end in tumblr.
User avatar #5 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
That'll nev-*achoo* Ching chong chonge chinge
#25 - mrloki (05/09/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at human versions of social media sites ** Oh well I guess I *achooo* deveria mandar todos vocês pra casa do caralho!
User avatar #21 - marking (05/09/2013) [-]
Well Id just realearn my lost language, and gain fluency in a foreign langauge as a plus.
#22 to #21 - happyphoton (05/09/2013) [-]
Following that logic there is no reason for you not to learn a completely different language right now.... Imma go learn German now
Following that logic there is no reason for you not to learn a completely different language right now.... Imma go learn German now
User avatar #23 to #22 - marking (05/09/2013) [-]
Im guesing it would be a more pressing matter, being than I wouldnt be able communicate with the people around me. Thus atually forcing me to learn the language. While right now there is no need to learn another language.
User avatar #17 - whoovesthedoctor (05/09/2013) [-]
what if we all speak baby until we sneeze for the first time?
User avatar #14 - reginleif (05/09/2013) [-]
Jokes on you OP, bilingual. xD
User avatar #10 - heretofuckshitup (05/09/2013) [-]
There was actually an incident where something like that happened. It was a woman and I don't think it was a sneeze but she hit her head or something like that and was knocked out. When she woke up she was speaking fluent Mandarin, where it was believed she never heard the language before or had any lesson in speaking.

There could be other various smaller incidents but from english to chinese is a massive change. It's lead some people to think that language may have been something that was precoded with us, and various other theories.
User avatar #9 - katiexxlove (05/09/2013) [-]
apa sih yang terjadi pada
#8 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
It's happened before. Cunt.
#7 - neiharakon (05/09/2013) [-]
I'd be really scared that I would have no idea of what I was saying. Unless your thoughts change language too, in which case....
I'd be really scared that I would have no idea of what I was saying. Unless your thoughts change language too, in which case....
User avatar #3 - tombreaper (05/08/2013) [-]
well you can always learn another language, can't we all? So pointless...
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