Now Cancer. Don't look at the tags. t: be a few months old t: be chromosome 3 t: chilling in a cell t: life is good t: binding sites. transcription factors love
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Now Cancer

Don't look at the tags

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t: be a few months old
t: be chromosome 3
t: chilling in a cell
t: life is good
t: binding sites. transcription factors love binding sites
t: at a party in the nucleus
t: all other chromosomes are there
is DNA replication factorial's into the room
t: ****** _ jpg
is jaws drop left right and center
t: everyone wants this one
t: diffuses up to me, puts her binding site on my extended arm
no messing around. whispers "do you have recruitment factors?"
i do
recruitment factors get her into me
she starts unzipping my double helix
Heel little nucleotides rushing in
my mind is getting all foggy. cant believe this is happening
she starts sliding down my DNA molecule
she suddenly looks up
Anon l theres something I have to tell me"
t: please not married, please not married
is "L, I' m demerited_"
t: **** , jpg
t: "And, and I dent think I can do this"
t: her demerited protein comes around
t: oh ****
t: defective protein
t: he lays into me
t: i start getting torn apart
t: spaghetti DNA everywhere
t: all other chromosomes are horrified
t: screaming in pain
t: keeps pulling me apart
t: the guy who owns the house gets involved
t: defective protein gets _ finally
t: call an ambulance
is DNA repair mechanism shows up eventually
t: ******* doctors **** up and mcspaghetti me incorrectly
is mm
is mm i am now cancer
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Submitted: 05/08/2013
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#1 - martycamp (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - shinnok ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
"Anon 3, there's something I have to tell me"?
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