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    #1 - wheresthefudge
    Reply+129
    (05/08/2013)[-]
    If a nuclear bomb went off within a close enough distance that you'd need a fallout shelter, what possible use could you have for a phonebook?
    If a nuclear bomb went off within a close enough distance that you'd need a fallout shelter, what possible use could you have for a phonebook?
    #261 to #1 - Blackyy**User deleted account**
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    #178 to #1 - elcreepo
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    All the people down below might have stupid answers for why you need a phonebook, but the real answer is simply you never know when or why a ******* of paper is going to come in handy.

    Just that it might. Best be overprepared then under prepared~
    #263 to #178 - wheresthefudge
    Reply0
    (05/10/2013)[-]
    But it's tissue-thin paper which already has its surface covered in now useless information. Also, the paper is likely glossy now (from the weight of the rest of the phonebook), rendering what little space is left on it useless for writing.

    The only possible purpose is as a register of the dead.
    #167 to #1 - harleycurnow
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Reading material for when you take a ****.
    #100 to #1 - anon id: e34b505a
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Would you rather have it and not need it, or need it and not have it?
    #33 to #1 - anon id: d0563530
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Phone books can provide an entire evening's heat if you know how to start a fire.
    You do know how to make fire, don't you?
    #35 to #33 - wheresthefudge
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    It certainly could, but there are better sources of fuel out there. Certainly many which are more easily obtained.
    User avatar#31 to #1 - mrblueftw
    Reply+4
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    to call pestpro to get rid of the rad-roaches
    #27 to #1 - anon id: d0563530
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Most of today's generation can't read road/street maps.
    Sad...
    #29 to #27 - anon id: d0563530
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    How will your generation survive without the Internet?
    You can't.
    Books are obsolete, remember?
    #26 to #1 - anon id: d0563530
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Back in the day, phone books also contained addresses...
    #30 to #26 - wheresthefudge
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Addresses don't do you any good without maps. Furthermore, I think it'd be rather ridiculous if you didn't know the layout of your hometown.
    #52 to #30 - anon id: 9ad24755
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    This. I was also thinking maybe one could argue the layout of your hometown would be greatly changed by a nuclear bomb going off in it. But then... I would also think roadsigns are the first to be ******* vaporized so what good would addresses be then.
    #22 to #1 - anon id: dd064d2c
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    you use your new found time to erase all the numbers of the people who died
    User avatar#21 to #1 - thatscrewedupkid
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    nuclear winter is cold as tits, need to get a fire going
    User avatar#19 to #1 - foxaddict
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I would assume for addresses
    #12 to #1 - hillbillypowpow
    Reply+33
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Rip it up to impress any other survivors so that they'll elect you leader.
    User avatar#14 to #12 - sepheroth
    Reply+8
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Dammit! I was actually thinking the same thing. You seem like a pretty cool guy internet stranger, wanna go ride bikes?
    User avatar#6 to #1 - shinnok
    Reply+45
    (05/08/2013)[-]
    They would eventually run out of toilet paper.
    #4 to #1 - zzebra
    Reply+7
    (05/08/2013)[-]
    I suppose there are number-related games you can play.   
   
or you could RIP IT UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I suppose there are number-related games you can play.

    or you could RIP IT UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    User avatar#2 to #1 - lukewarmpigeon
    Reply0
    (05/08/2013)[-]
    emergency tp tic tac toe for boredom....etc
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