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#1 - wheresthefudge (05/08/2013) [-]
If a nuclear bomb went off within a close enough distance that you'd need a fallout shelter, what possible use could you have for a phonebook?
If a nuclear bomb went off within a close enough distance that you'd need a fallout shelter, what possible use could you have for a phonebook?
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User avatar #178 to #1 - elcreepo ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
All the people down below might have stupid answers for why you need a phonebook, but the real answer is simply you never know when or why a ******* of paper is going to come in handy.

Just that it might. Best be overprepared then under prepared~
User avatar #263 to #178 - wheresthefudge (05/10/2013) [-]
But it's tissue-thin paper which already has its surface covered in now useless information. Also, the paper is likely glossy now (from the weight of the rest of the phonebook), rendering what little space is left on it useless for writing.

The only possible purpose is as a register of the dead.
#167 to #1 - harleycurnow (05/09/2013) [-]
Reading material for when you take a **** .
#100 to #1 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
Would you rather have it and not need it, or need it and not have it?
#33 to #1 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
Phone books can provide an entire evening's heat if you know how to start a fire.
You do know how to make fire, don't you?
User avatar #35 to #33 - wheresthefudge (05/09/2013) [-]
It certainly could, but there are better sources of fuel out there. Certainly many which are more easily obtained.
User avatar #31 to #1 - mrblueftw (05/09/2013) [-]
to call pestpro to get rid of the rad-roaches
#27 to #1 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
Most of today's generation can't read road/street maps.
Sad...
#29 to #27 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
How will your generation survive without the Internet?
You can't.
Books are obsolete, remember?
#26 to #1 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
Back in the day, phone books also contained addresses...
User avatar #30 to #26 - wheresthefudge (05/09/2013) [-]
Addresses don't do you any good without maps. Furthermore, I think it'd be rather ridiculous if you didn't know the layout of your hometown.
#52 to #30 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
This. I was also thinking maybe one could argue the layout of your hometown would be greatly changed by a nuclear bomb going off in it. But then... I would also think roadsigns are the first to be ******* vaporized so what good would addresses be then.
#22 to #1 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
you use your new found time to erase all the numbers of the people who died
User avatar #21 to #1 - thatscrewedupkid (05/09/2013) [-]
nuclear winter is cold as tits, need to get a fire going
User avatar #19 to #1 - foxaddict (05/09/2013) [-]
I would assume for addresses
#12 to #1 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Rip it up to impress any other survivors so that they'll elect you leader.
User avatar #14 to #12 - sepheroth (05/09/2013) [-]
Dammit! I was actually thinking the same thing. You seem like a pretty cool guy internet stranger, wanna go ride bikes?
User avatar #6 to #1 - shinnok (05/08/2013) [-]
They would eventually run out of toilet paper.
#4 to #1 - zzebra (05/08/2013) [-]
I suppose there are number-related games you can play.   
   
or you could RIP IT UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I suppose there are number-related games you can play.

or you could RIP IT UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #2 to #1 - lukewarmpigeon (05/08/2013) [-]
emergency tp tic tac toe for boredom....etc
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