The English Language. . WHATS WITH YOU ENGLAND, YOU INVENTED THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND YET BARELY SPEAK IT WHY CANT YOU LEARN TO SPEAK REAL ENGLISH LIKE ME Shizz
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The English Language

WHATS WITH YOU ENGLAND, YOU INVENTED
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND YET BARELY SPEAK IT
WHY CANT YOU LEARN TO SPEAK
REAL ENGLISH LIKE ME
Shizzle muh ***** , I gots
skinny on the 411,
tyrori" d be "drippin up in this hood, its all
good ***** , peace out
WHAT THE **** HAVE I DANE
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Submitted: 05/08/2013
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#40 - macsauce (05/09/2013) [-]
Fixed.
#42 - antigravitycake (05/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
i hate how these things are never accurate
#2 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
The English speak English, Americans speak speak English with an American dialect.
#64 - ariscorp (05/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
SCOTLAND ENGLAND NORTHERN IRELAND WALES IS THE UNITED KINGDOM NOT JUST ENGLAND.
#86 - windmagevaati (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #16 - sepheroth ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
"I gots da skinny on the 411" means I've got the information on the information! ******* incompetent britfags!
#63 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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#167 - dontrixster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#174 to #167 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
The Red Cross is one of the most prominent charity organization, but I don't think they invented English.
User avatar #4 - mymiddleleg (05/08/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Americans speak a bastardized version of English
#17 to #4 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Found the britfag
#1 - dsrtpnk (05/08/2013) [-]
Never heard my fellow countrymen ever say that the English couldn't speak English but the Europeans I always meet always think I speak ebonics.

Sup wit dat ******** yo?
#47 - itsbendingtime (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
English people cannot speak the language incorrectly.
We can all start speaking with a completely different dialect and using new words tomorrow, and it will become the correct way to speak the language. English people living in England decide how the "correct" way to speak the language is.

Oh, and it's Aluminium, not Aluminum.
#114 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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#123 to #114 - azusa (05/09/2013) [-]
This is what you sound like.
#137 - lellone (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#99 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just imagine that with an English accent though
User avatar #102 to #99 - vladhellsing (05/09/2013) [-]
"For the shizzle, my nizzle. I've got a rather thin one on the four-eleven, my good hound. Do not be tripping over your oversized hooded garment, it's all very well, black chap. I shall leave you in peace."
#54 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Nobody else notice it's a British flag and not an English one? ******* Amerifags.
#56 to #55 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually it's the Union Flag. It is an easy mistake but not an acceptable one.
It is only referred to as the Union Jack when displayed upon a ship.
#75 - rambearclaw (05/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
not funny
#106 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Made sense to me.
Made sense to me.
User avatar #52 - imayhaveagun (05/09/2013) [-]
I've never heard any American say that.
#39 - sirfistalot (05/09/2013) [-]
fo shizzle my nizzle
fo shizzle my nizzle
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