Sience. . an my teacher tale US that we blue eyed maple cam have a brawn eyed kid and the kid G' my clam emu “but both my parents have blue eyes. we I have braw
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Sience

an my teacher tale US that we blue eyed maple cam have a brawn eyed
kid and the kid G' my clam emu “but both my parents have blue eyes. we
I have brawn wee". The teacher aid “ea we' re The next day
the kid came G' and tale US that he cemented hie parents eheut it and
that they {said he was but iter?, 1' iic-. b" he wait fer the right time he tell
him.
Ruining . Shut. 1.
he tili,,
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#17 - jokeface (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Umm, I'm sorry, but science has confirmed the prehistoric existence of unicorns.
User avatar #21 to #20 - jokeface (05/09/2013) [-]
The females stopped wanting to mate with the males because the males' only pickup line was "I'm feeling horny ;)"
#5 - iamtheblackgoat (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Possible, just really rare....genetics is infinitely more complicated than just Punnett Squares and coin flips
Possible, just really rare....genetics is infinitely more complicated than just Punnett Squares and coin flips
#73 - clechyl (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If it makes you feel any better, science has just validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
#34 - mckinkymcormic (05/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
actualy it is possible.... if your parents are homozygous for their alleles, it is possible. that only 1 or 2 could be inherited, though the chance is very slim.
actualy it is possible.... if your parents are homozygous for their alleles, it is possible. that only 1 or 2 could be inherited, though the chance is very slim.
#68 - Mynameismario (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My mother has green eyes and my father has blue eyes.

So why do I have no eyes
#2 - 4chan refugee (05/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
He must be a pretty bad teacher not to have heard about recessive genes.
User avatar #8 to #2 - Icedangel ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Blue eyes ARE the recessive gene. Brown is most dominant, followed by blue, and finally green. Then there are shades in between them. Two blue eye'd people can't have a brown eye'd baby because they display the recessive trait, although they could have a green eyed baby.

Eyes are polygenic, so there are variations and shades, but having a single copy of the brown eye 'gene' will darken the eyes to amber/brown/hazel and out of the blue/grey/green spectrum.
User avatar #129 - Exodeus (05/09/2013) [-]
Also horribly false, although in high school they will teach you that eye colour is determined by one allele pair, it is in fact controlled by 6. I have grey eyes, my parents both have dark blue eyes and my brother, hazel. I have inherited all 6 recessive genes from my parents, they both are likely to have 2 dominant 4 recessive and my brother inherited at least 3 dominant pairs.

I asked a similar question to my science teacher when I was 16, he answered that my mother probably cheated on my dad. Suffice to say I know this to be false. It wasn't until I studied more genetics with my degree that I found out about eye colour being controlled by 6 allele pairs.
User avatar #107 - jimbobji (05/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
In regards to the "Sciene: Ruining everything since 1543".
No.
People ruined Religion.
User avatar #111 to #110 - largeheadphones (05/09/2013) [-]
Ruined. No people religion.
#6 - 4chan refugee (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A similar thing happened in my science class back in 7th grade. Our teacher gave us these strips of something and she said lick it and if you can taste it that means both your parents must also taste it. She let a kid take some home and he couldnt taste it but his parents did and long story short he found out he was adopted.
User avatar #48 - habasparkz (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That's not impossible. I have brown eyes and my parents both have blue eyes. And no, I'm not adopted.
#59 to #48 - 4chan refugee (05/09/2013) [-]
It IS impossible. If both your parents have blue eyes, they do not carry brown eye genes (and hence, cannot pass them to offspring) as the allele for blue eyes is recessive. One of the parents HAVE to have a brown eye gene in order for there to be brown-eyed offspring.

On the other hand, if both your parents had brown eyes, you could still have blue eyes as brown-eyed people can carry the blue eye allele.

Therefore, the only possible conclusion is that your mom cheated on your dad.
#16 - lackofcareingerer ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
if both parents have one dominate gene of brown eyes and one recessive gene of blue eyes there is 25% chance that the child will have blue eyes even though the parents have brown
#121 - sada (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
an my teacher tale US that we blue eyed maple cam have a brawn eyed
kid and the kid G' my clam emu “but both my parents have blue eyes. we
I have brawn wee". The teacher aid “ea we' re The next day
the kid came G' and tale US that he cemented hie parents eheut it and
that they {said he was but iter?, 1' iic-. b" he wait fer the right time he tell
him.
Ruining . Shut. 1.
he tili,,
#124 to #121 - wilvine **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
If I wanted to read the description. I would have read the description.
If I wanted to read the description. I would have read the description.
#105 - 4chan refugee (05/09/2013) [-]
or you know.... his mom ****** someone
User avatar #53 - Furubatsu (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
but what about reccesive genes? Like if one grandparent has brown eyes?
#54 to #53 - blackpepper (05/09/2013) [-]
The blue eye phenotype is the recessive geneotype.
#27 - phorthelulz (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dat tumblr name
dat tumblr name
User avatar #127 - manofbeardliness (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
For some reason, somewhere along the line people decided to completely separate science and religion. Fun little history fact for the people. Most of the great minds behind the scientific revolution and enlightenment were devoutly religious, and if they weren't Christian than they were classical Deist. Charles ******* Darwin was a devout christian and believed that all of the biological breakthroughs were further evidence behind intelligent design. This was the mentality behind many of the greatest scientific minds in history.
#132 to #131 - creepypastaupload (05/09/2013) [-]
Where does it say religion influenced his biological break throughs?
User avatar #80 - lospuglet (05/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
since everyone seems to know these, can someone explain me why my mom has green eyes but her father had brown eyes (and grandma has green eyes)..?
User avatar #91 to #80 - harasai (05/09/2013) [-]
g= green eyes gen b = brown eyes gen
b is dominant so if there is a mix of b and g you get brown eyes , to have green eyes you need 2g's when you have children you pass on 1 gen , if you have mixed gen you can pas on either one
so your grandmother is gg and your grandfather is either bb or bg
but since your mother has green eyes , its safe to say your grandfather is bg and passed on the green eyes gen , since your grandmother is gg she passed on a g aswell resulting in 2g's , giving your mother green eyes


User avatar #74 - thegrohltroll (05/09/2013) [-]
That teacher has never heard of mutations I believe
User avatar #12 - tabarzins (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
technically they can.
how do you think two parents dominant for the gene got a kid with blue eyes.
mutations.
#15 to #12 - captnpl (05/09/2013) [-]
Blue eyes mutated from brown. The chances of it mutating back to the original are basically zero.
#14 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/09/2013) [-]
More like revealing the truth since 1543
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