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here is the report that brought this upon him

Manfred Peregrine Hospitalized After Savage
Attack By Slayer Fans
Posted about 1 day ago 312 ocmments
By Hebe nal Report Staff
matte nal Re m rte Hebe nal Report celebrity gossip columnist and we jesman, Manfred Peregrine is outre ndly
recovering in a Los Angeles hospital after being assaulted by a group of angry 'heshe ts", Ma afred' s platonic life
pa drier, Chaz, witnessed the eve but was fortunately not injured by the assailants. Sitting by Ma afred' s bedside
and still very shaken, Che: described the to us overhue phone:
Manny and I were headed forthe Jeff Hanneman protest orwhatever__. I told him I had a bad feeling interseting
some of the responses to his petioles. He was assuring me everything would be tine when a crowd of lo
kids dressed in all black surrounded us, One of them had a boom box and started to play this loud angry music, I was
ushered out of the groupe-. That' s when they all began hailing against each other violently with poor Manfred mug ht
rig ht in the middles I watched as he was knocked to the pave me and stomped on by the gang. When the police
finally arrived the crowd had dispersed leaving only Ma nated, bloody and anoo us,
The doctorstein me he' s in bad shape but stable. None onhis injuries were life threatening__. several broken bones, a
concussion, a pole shoved in his ass-.. I plan to stay by his side until he' s better, I' ll keep the National Report up to
date on his status,"
We believe the act Che: described is what is known as "moshing", A be state enjoyed by fa latios
while listening to "heavy metal" music,
The police say no arrests have been made in the attack nor do they have any suspects at this time.
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Submitted: 05/08/2013
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#1 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
so fake it hurts
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