Maybe you are your khakis.... . I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city. Tons of peopie come in every day and try out all of our computers? Phones! wads I  Maybe you are your khakis I work at a Mac Store in decent sized city Tons of peopie come every day and try out all our computers? Phones! wads
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I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city.
Tons of peopie come in every day and try
out all of our computers? Phones!
wads I . It' s not uncommon
for a few people per day go onto Facebook
and forget to sign out.
Hand a couple of my coworkers) often
enjoy messing with such Facebook profiles
when business slows down. Typically, I
would just write troll status updates or
change their "interested in" section
A few wee ks ago, it was a really slow
Monday evening and I had a new idea.
My "victim" appeared to be a beta male
type (not an alpha male) and he was single,
I went go through his contacts. found a
single girl, and send her a message telling
her how "I" had a crush on her for a while
and asking her whether she would like to go
to a movie later that week,
Now, tie done this a few times since. but
it takes more work than a simple troll status,
Anyway...
Yesterday at closing time. I was shutting
down all the computers and I found one
with Facebook still logged in, I was about
to troll it when I noticed it was the same guy
as before! (His profile picture was of
himself feeding a llama: it was kind of
memorable).
So, I scrolled down and noticed that he was
now in a relationship
M'"''. with the girl I messaged!
ttchtt Still! {HIE
idem
Immune in i ',
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - iloveburzum
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(05/08/2013) [-]
**** apple.
User avatar #11 to #3 - tabarzins
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Sounds pretty retarded or poetic if apple wasn't a company.
User avatar #5 to #3 - nightmaren
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so edgy
User avatar #7 to #3 - articulate
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Sounds kinky.
#12 - snipys
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User avatar #13 to #1 - snipys
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9fag stole this form someone else so it wasn't someone from 9fag.
#6 to #1 - karmakoala
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That was the most cancerous edit i've ever seen.
#9 to #6 - mudkipfucker
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User avatar #14 - xxELITExx
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I bet you just helped two people find their true loves lol
User avatar #17 - antigravitycake
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he was a beta male (not an alpha male)

this says a lot about you OP
User avatar #20 to #17 - bloodyshart [OP]
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You have no idea what I am, and you'd be wrong on all accounts.
User avatar #16 - rhetoricalfunny
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For some reason I think getting a girlfriend off of something like FB is just a little beta.
Of the two times I've ever asked a girl out, it's always been in person. And I'm no alpha.
#18 to #16 - anon id: 36b981f8
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(the two times I've ever asked a girl out)
User avatar #19 to #18 - rhetoricalfunny
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I'm no alpha
User avatar #15 - profarnsworth
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Real original, good thing i've heard this story like 10 times before otherwise i wouldn't believe it. Also, going old school here guys, pics or it didn't happen.
#10 - anon id: 55f4edc2
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We did this to a pal on a LAN party... We had no idea who that chick was and he is rather beta. He had an gf for about 5h without even knowing it

btw she was rather good looking and had D cups yet too young for my dear friend
#4 - inevitabledeath
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that exact same thing happened to me, except I'm not with the girl that it happened with