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#20 - symus (05/09/2013) [-]
Dammit I’m mad.     Evil is a deed as I live.    God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.    To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.    Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?    Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.    I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.    Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,    In my halo of a mired rum tin.    I erase many men.     Oh, to be man, a sin.    Is evil in a clam? In a trap?    No. It is open. On it I was stuck.     Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.    Be still if I fill its ebb.    Ew, a spider… eh?    We sleep. Oh no!    Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.    Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.    Both, one… my names are in it.     						******					? I’m a fool.    A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,    A Goddam level I lived at.    On mail let it in. I’m it.    Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!     A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.    Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:    “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”    Evil is a deed as I live.    Dammit I’m mad.   
   
--Demetri Martin
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. ****** ? I’m a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash, A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I’m it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog” Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I’m mad.

--Demetri Martin
User avatar #43 to #20 - Dap (05/09/2013) [-]
Found it. It's the "I" in "Be still if I fill its ebb"
User avatar #42 to #20 - Dap (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm trying to find where the halfway point is...................
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