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#3 - heafi (05/08/2013) [-]
The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.    
   
Some Austrian officers tried to stop the conflict by screaming "Halt! Halt!" [German for stop] but the Italian and Slavic solders serving in the army who didn't know German understood "Allah Allah!" and thought the Ottoman Turks were attacking.   
   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.

Some Austrian officers tried to stop the conflict by screaming "Halt! Halt!" [German for stop] but the Italian and Slavic solders serving in the army who didn't know German understood "Allah Allah!" and thought the Ottoman Turks were attacking.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
User avatar #154 to #3 - szymonf (05/09/2013) [-]
Ths battle never happened. it's a joke.
#147 to #3 - chupavisor ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Should have looked at top comment before needlessly searching through the interweb to find the same site... oops
User avatar #57 to #3 - redcookiemonster (05/09/2013) [-]
You should check out the little edit i made in the blue box :)
#63 to #57 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Whatever it was, it's gone. Bots fix vandalism quickly.
#44 to #3 - mudkipfucker (05/08/2013) [-]
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'Self Inflicted Defeat, Ottoman Victory'

<Ottoman Empire's face when
#40 to #3 - menqudoneix (05/08/2013) [-]
Belligerents:

Soldiers of the Austrian Empire
vs.
Other soldiers of the Austrian Empire
#11 to #3 - luquaz (05/08/2013) [-]
Halt = Allah?

must've been some schnapps
+13
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#138 to #20 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #8 to #3 - darkcomy (05/08/2013) [-]
Heh, that happened in Romania. My country does that to people.
User avatar #7 to #3 - salihzzz (05/08/2013) [-]
lol
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