Bill Nye. credit to reddit. Did you know? Bill Nye invented a time machine to go back in time and free the slaves under the alias Abraham Lincoln.. Bill Nye the freedom guy.
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Did you know?
Bill Nye invented a time machine to
go back in time and free the slaves
under the alias Abraham Lincoln.
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Submitted: 05/07/2013
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User avatar #3 - themetroidprime (05/08/2013) [-]
Bill Nye the freedom guy.
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#15 - roddor has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#2 - kontraband (05/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I know right?   
   
Look at this, just LOOK AT THIS.   
Why can't we have presidents like that anymore?
I know right?

Look at this, just LOOK AT THIS.
Why can't we have presidents like that anymore?
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#18 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#32 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That would eliminate his need to invent a time machine in first place.
User avatar #5 - thetellerofstories (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
did he kill vampires as well?
User avatar #16 to #5 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
and zombies... that one was kindof a terrible movie.
User avatar #25 - darkdragonswrath ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
orrrrr Abraham Lincoln staged his assassination, and time traveled to the future to teach kids about science.
#23 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And Barack Obama is John Clesse reincarnated.

It is true i tell you!

I saw it on the internet!
User avatar #13 - cfeuer (05/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But he didnt go to Stevin Hawkings Time Travelers party :(
#29 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
And then got shot in the head
User avatar #7 - callan (05/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Except Lincoln didn't give a flying **** about the slaves. The war was over the freedom of the states from centralized government. The southerners were freedom fighters and they lost. Goddamn Bill Nye started the destruction of democracy!
User avatar #8 to #7 - callan (05/08/2013) [-]
The irony of Lincoln was that he was fighting to take freedom away from the states. Freeing the slaves was just convenient because the north didn't have many and he needed the manpower.
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#31 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lincoln didn't want to free the slaves, you morons. Learn to history. www.history.com/news/5-things-you-may-not-know-about-lincoln-slavery-and-emancipation
User avatar #39 to #31 - usbfridge (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, can't you read the thing you just sent us? "Lincoln did believe that slavery was morally wrong, but there was one big problem: It was sanctioned by the highest law in the land, the Constitution." Yes, it does show some things that he didn't 100% believe in, and that he was somewhat limited in his objections on slavery, but he never wanted the slaves to not be free. This article claims he explicitly stated he wanted to free the slaves, but was bound by the consititution and couldn't. But also realise that the actual author also wrote an article claiming that Jamestown died of cannibalism (which no historical evidence has actually proved) and also wrote an article that BIG NEWS: Dinosaurs are related to birds! Seriously, this woman has written some really stupid stuff and, unlike some of the other authors on history.com, never puts source links up, just links to videos from the history channel that have no correlation to what she's written.

So, to recap, you told an utter lie about a president and then posted a link to an article which not only contradicted you, but was in no way verified to be true at all. You really need to think before you bash a president in multiple comments and back up your false opinion with something that utterly contradicts you.
#26 - rakoom ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
He looks older as Abraham. You know what this means? He's GOING to invent a time-machine and free the slaves!
User avatar #6 - sepheroth (05/08/2013) [-]
I knew it!
User avatar #35 - stunning (05/08/2013) [-]
Bill Nye your moms a guy
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