GRILL ME A CHEESE. . apparently my mom not even home and the person f hear muttering amend the house is the carpet cleaning aerate I' BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A C
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GRILL ME A CHEESE

apparently my mom not even home
and the person f hear muttering amend the house is the carpet cleaning
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I' BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
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Submitted: 05/07/2013
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User avatar #62 - nooneofinterest (05/08/2013) [-]
I was about to say something about how much of a **** you sound but everyone else has already done it
#58 - lamarisagoodname (05/08/2013) [-]
This is why I like funnyjunk, ******** but with hearts of gold
User avatar #57 - furyofthestorm (05/08/2013) [-]
I love the comments going "YOU'RE SUCH A LAZY ****** HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!"
Maybe he and his mother have a good relationship like that?
Not everyone treats their mother like a disfigured nun that they feel awkward around.
Some people have good friendships with their mother. I've told my mother a million times to get in the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich.
I've also cleaned the dishes, taken out the trash, talked her through every break up, been a shoulder for her to cry on, given her tons of money and not asked for a single dime back, told her how amazing she is every day.
Asking for a grilled cheese and slapping your mother across the face with your dick and telling her "bitch make me food now you butler whore" are two different things.
Chill out FJ.

TLDR: Asking your mother for a sandwich isn't the slightest bit rude if you are a great son.

inb4 "fj thrilled as bro tells cool story" "woah there charles darwin I didn't ask for evolution to read to me"
User avatar #63 to #57 - Aleafe (05/08/2013) [-]
same here bro. those are the best family relationships
User avatar #59 to #57 - zorororonoa (05/08/2013) [-]
^this
User avatar #53 - gabusha (05/08/2013) [-]
Well, did they grill you a cheese?
#50 - themissingpants ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
somehow i managed to read this as "GRILL ME LIKE A CHEESE!". i'm not sure which is funnier
User avatar #49 - Dap (05/08/2013) [-]
GRILL YOUR OWN DAMN CHEESE YOU ILLITERATE **** SANDWICH
#48 - herpaherp (05/08/2013) [-]
"Grill your own 						*******					 cheese"-Comments 5/8/13
"Grill your own ******* cheese"-Comments 5/8/13
User avatar #47 - TheBarneyStinson (05/08/2013) [-]
ITT: People's whose mothers apparently beat them to the point that they are afraid to speak to them informally. Seriously, what kind of broken home do you come from where it's ******* sacrilege to occasionally get your mom to make you a sandwich?
#45 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
OH GOD MY SIDES HOLY **** **** BALLS I CANT BREATHE ****** **** **** IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

**** tumblr very much.

and why does the retarded and not funny punchline always have to be in caps?
#42 - grilledcheeze (05/08/2013) [-]
You called...?
You called...?
User avatar #65 to #42 - darthlegolas (05/10/2013) [-]
they r better sandwiches when you add ham. just fyi
#40 - kylermannn (05/08/2013) [-]
Cleaners face when...
#39 - zakdwyer (05/08/2013) [-]
Does nobody get the Archer reference?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ncE0zpaRw
User avatar #34 - rzrback (05/08/2013) [-]
Jesus, kids these days! No manners...
#27 - screamingdemon (05/08/2013) [-]
I like how 95% of the comments are "grill you own ******* cheese you piece of **** "
User avatar #55 to #27 - guymandude (05/08/2013) [-]
I think it's because that piece of **** needs to grill his own ******* cheese.
#35 to #27 - butterisgood (05/08/2013) [-]
That's what i like about fj. The comments always stay rational, no matter how stupid the content may be.
User avatar #43 to #35 - hammarhead (05/08/2013) [-]
I think you mean, at least there are some rational...
#38 to #35 - mutzaki (05/08/2013) [-]
You haven't been here that long, have you?
User avatar #24 - legayunicorn (05/08/2013) [-]
Why would you even dare treat your mom like that?
You are lazy, rude, and demanding. Good lord what a terrible person you are.
#23 - sheperdofthestars (05/08/2013) [-]
Who the 						****					 talks to their mother that way?
Who the **** talks to their mother that way?
#60 to #23 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
I do. That'd actually be considered polite between my mother and I.

Half the time I say **** like "Make me a goddamn sammich before I come in there and make you, woman!" to her.

It's all in good fun though, we have a laugh about it afterwards.
#32 to #23 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
me
#37 to #32 - sheperdofthestars (05/08/2013) [-]
Well listen here you little 						****					, because that is downright disrespectful. That woman lugged 10 lbs of extra weight around for 6 months just so she could give birth to your selfish ass. On top of that, assuming she was a typical American female between the ages of 20 and 28 at the time of your conception and birth, she fed you, clothed you and kept a roof over your head for a good 16 years of your life AT LEAST. I don't know her, so I won't pretend she's the perfect specimen of maternal care, but it's likely she loves you and did the best that she could to make sure you were cared for.   
   
SO, if you want a goddamned cheese thrown on the grill you better preface your request with a please, and follow it up with a 						*************					 "Thank you", and unless she's said otherwise you might as well throw a 						*******					 "Ma'am" in there as well. It's the LEAST you can do to show that she didn't give birth to a little 						*******					 pissant whose gonna be nothing but a leech in the community.   
   
TL;DR: Respect your goddamn mothers, you 						***********					. And you're goddamned right my jimmies are rustled.
Well listen here you little **** , because that is downright disrespectful. That woman lugged 10 lbs of extra weight around for 6 months just so she could give birth to your selfish ass. On top of that, assuming she was a typical American female between the ages of 20 and 28 at the time of your conception and birth, she fed you, clothed you and kept a roof over your head for a good 16 years of your life AT LEAST. I don't know her, so I won't pretend she's the perfect specimen of maternal care, but it's likely she loves you and did the best that she could to make sure you were cared for.

SO, if you want a goddamned cheese thrown on the grill you better preface your request with a please, and follow it up with a ************* "Thank you", and unless she's said otherwise you might as well throw a ******* "Ma'am" in there as well. It's the LEAST you can do to show that she didn't give birth to a little ******* pissant whose gonna be nothing but a leech in the community.

TL;DR: Respect your goddamn mothers, you *********** . And you're goddamned right my jimmies are rustled.
#54 to #37 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
*9 months

But I still whole-heartedly agree with you.
#64 to #54 - sheperdofthestars (05/09/2013) [-]
Gestation is 9 months but the weight gain doesn't actually begin until sometime in the 2nd trimester, so somewhere between 3 and 6 months into the pregnancy.

#51 to #37 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
i love you.
#41 to #37 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
calm down, the only thing you're doing is giving yourself an aneurysm.
User avatar #46 to #41 - hammarhead (05/08/2013) [-]
also, it takes two god damn seconds to grill your own ******* cheese between two pieces of bread.
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#16 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/08/2013) [-]
Grill your own cheese you 						*******					 						****					.
Grill your own cheese you ******* **** .
#15 - afreeti ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
<you yelling at the people down stairs
<you yelling at the people down stairs
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