McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Sorry for missing yesterday, wife got stuck at work, i was stuck at home wit
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McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Sorry for missing yesterday, wife got stuck at work, i was stuck at home with 2 sick kids. didn't have a chance to take a **** , let alone hammer out a story. Anyways, this is why people with long hair don't belong in fast food. The amount of human hair in this sandwich could not have been a mistake, i promise you. This one's not too bad. at least all the puke wound up on the tray, anyways! Look to the older McDisasters for links to parts 1-5, i'm reaching the link limit at this point!

PART 6 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/

PART 12 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4550919/McDisasters+12+AutoWash/

PART 13 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

comanderspy and masterchiefawesome honorable mention

Gearshift
time
Mme and a burnout, smokey mcmoot
etudes only good for dropping buns and
putting them on the wrap/ in the box
cleaves me cooking and assembling
jousting my ass
thru shift, no waste or sandwich
mistakes on shat
sexcase myself for a 10 minute smoke break
customers come in as i walk out
ddon' t even think about it
should be able to handle 3 by
himself
spring day, perfect temp, light
breeze
ttake an extra 5, **** it
awalk in
Nall 3 customers still at counter
aafter minutes
gmail. com
ggo wash up, punch in
awalk back to the grill
is sweating profusely
to make a crispy bacon cheddar
ranch sandwich on a honeybun
double cheeseburgers
aand a ******* 20 piece nugget
back off, smokey, i got this'
his sandwiches, send them up front
zwarte bin is right at the end of the table
6 sandwiches worth of meat, buns
and condiments in the waste bin
nnothing on the sheet
calming breath
smoke, how could you possibly **** up one
sandwich so many times?'
i kept putting mayo on instead of ranch,
man.. they' re the same container..'
Jones a gun
tthe others a ******* squeeze bottle
quickly fadding
the last one, you got the last one right, didn' t
you? Ranch instead of mayo'
yah man, totally.'
sound wafts in from lobby: ' ******* gross,
many
amother ******* ****
person goes out to inspect the source
biomes back with a tray
all over one side
Branch chicken sandwich with a couple bites
out of it on the other
ssee someting black and gnarly sticking out of
one of the bite marks
it out
abunch of hair
llike a whole ******* dredlocks worth
dunder the ranch, pressed into the bun
llook at smokey
yhe looks back at me, with the eyes of a
confused stoner
aask him if he knows anything about this
no man, i dont know where that came from'
hair falling out of his hat
skeep mine short, because i work in food
service
approach counter demanding to
speak to the manager
masshole manager on shift
talk loud enough for us to hear
dude came in from his break, and put hair in
our foody'
yah we all saw him make our sandwiches! he
put a big nasty hair in my chickeny'
she puked all over the tray! we want our
money back, and fresh foody'
looks around at me
llooks at smokey
bback at customers
ddoes this 3 more times for effect
what hair does he have to put on your
sandwich?'
explode, yelling that i ****** up
their order on purpose
close my patience at this point completely
awalk to counter
ttake off my hat
gget right in the customers face
************ , i work too damn hard for too
little money for you to talk **** about me right
in front of my face.'
gives me a very dark look
yhe has already refunded their money
take your money and get the **** out of
here. you' re lucky i didn' t drop my nuts on
your ****** sandwich'
sends me home immediately after
they leave
is left in grill by himself for 3 hours
forces a 4 day suspension for
cussing the assholes out
ddont know why i had such pride in a *******
gget back after tth day
ccool manager asks me what the ****
happened 4 days ago
zwarte numbers were higher in one day than
they were for the whole week
ttell him about the other manager
chair incident, cussing out the customer
ttention that smokey had wasted 5 or 6
sandwiches in a 15 minute peirod
aon one order
wwithout noting any of the waste
aand that the counter fool brought a tray full
of vomit to the gril station
sso i assume dickhead manager had smokey
reset everything
swatting everything
says i' m lucky i still have a job
Aires smokey mcmoot the next time he works
as soon as he walks in the door
is strong with this one
lets me hand pick the grill team for
my shift
don' t let that happen ever again.'
For mom McCoys;
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User avatar #14 - falonso (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good to see you finally stand up to ********* that come into the ******** you work at man,
User avatar #31 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You have pride because you're the best damn employee anyone could hope for.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sirbrentcoe, please never stop
#21 - winrobert (05/08/2013) [-]
Smokey,s face when fired from McDonalds.
+13
#2 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment [-]
#11 - remsaman (05/07/2013) [-]
these stories are the best thing on this site.

keep it up man
User avatar #65 - goochmaster (05/08/2013) [-]
>Get one of those portable video cameras that active fags use on bikes/surfboards/helmets
>Put it in place where it won't be disturbed
>film these shenanigans
>Put on youtube
>????
>Overnight millionaire
#56 - paarskwadraat (05/08/2013) [-]
I've come to a point when i see a picture of green text on a black background, I immediately thumb it up

iloveyou
User avatar #4 - zorororonoa (05/07/2013) [-]
another great story
User avatar #53 - kakariko (05/08/2013) [-]
"4 double cheeseburgers, 20 pieces of nuggets"
Hm

Huehue 420
#37 - intrepidy (05/08/2013) [-]
You must be short of mcdonalds memories. Go back to work there right now.
#105 - Visual (05/08/2013) [-]
It disgusts me when people get so ******* rude to the employees who literally work their asses off to improve the customers day with their service. At the end of the day, you're still addressing another human being, not a ******* machine. Have some respect for people who visibly try hard for your service.
User avatar #52 - pwnagraphy (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OP, I start my first job tomorrow at 16.

It's at BK

**** ?
#129 - justtocomment (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So rather than calmly explain that it wasn't your hair, or just let it go because you know they're obviously too stupid and self-entitled to listen to reason, you flip out on them?
Sound logic there:
Work in an industry that is literally infamous for ****** customers, then get pissed off at a customer for doing exactly what McDonalds customers are known to do. Not only that, but in a store that you know has a history of ****** customers -- Finally you get one that has a legitimate complaint, and you flip out because he thinks it's your hair in the burger and not your co-worker's. Even after your manager conceded that it wasn't your hair, you felt the need to not only take attitude with a customer (enough to get you fired) but you had the gall to swear at them?
I read all your other stories, and none of them had you calling a customer a ************ to their face, why would one guy who is understandably upset be enough to push you over? You deserve to be fired after that one.
#130 to #129 - meowthenin (05/09/2013) [-]
Dude, shut the **** up. It was just the final thing. I completely understand flipping over something so small. Everything builds up. Those people, while having a legitimate complaint, were being illogical and insulting. Just because they're known to be like that does NOT give them a pass. I applaud the man. After working in retail for years he's my ******* hero. I wish I could get away with that.
User avatar #89 - cycloneclone (05/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How long did you work at McDonald's?
User avatar #90 to #89 - sirbrentcoe (05/08/2013) [-]
4 and a half hellish years
User avatar #54 - temporalguardian ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
You have the power. You are the leader. Choose your team well, this is like choosing your team for the ****** pokemon league here.
User avatar #1 - Riukanojutsu (05/07/2013) [-]
Frontpage HERE WE COME
#66 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
D-d-d-d-drop my nut in your sandwich like skrillex drops the bass
User avatar #46 - fencingchamp (05/08/2013) [-]
so... how many pages of porn did you have to sit through to find this picture of what i can only assume is a hair sandwich...
User avatar #24 - robotvoice (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
''Mme and a burnout, smokey mcmoot
jousting my ass
mistakes on shat''
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