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#26 - Uranium
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I think that there isn't a single problem with the world that couldn't be solved by killing half the people in it.
#278 to #26 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Cemetery overcrowding. Check and mate.
#323 to #278 - icameisawilostit ONLINE
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(05/08/2013) [-]
>Cremate the dead.
>Use the ashes to fertilize forests.
>Turn them into a tourist attraction.
>Nationalize the haunted forests.
Problem solved and turn a profit.
#213 to #26 - scoonyer
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(05/08/2013) [-]
there's enough supplies for every man, but not every mans greed
#206 to #26 - earloflemondgrab
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(05/08/2013) [-]
If we utilized your name better we could accomplish this faster still.
#193 to #26 - anon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Underpopulation.
#187 to #26 - anon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
What if there aren't enough people at your party?
#167 to #26 - instalation
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Can we start off with you?
#143 to #26 - anon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Genocide.
#142 to #26 - Lilstow
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(05/08/2013) [-]
mass deaths.
#117 to #26 - gorginhanson
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(05/08/2013) [-]
what about the problem of superoverpopulation?

we should probably get rid of 75 percent for that
#119 to #117 - Uranium
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(05/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to be surgical I've always thought of it as something indiscriminate and deadly like disease that would cross all lines race,social class, ect.
#120 to #119 - gorginhanson
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(05/08/2013) [-]
or the government secretly sterilizes people in other countries
#286 to #120 - Shadwstryker
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Sterilize who now?
#313 to #286 - gorginhanson
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(05/08/2013) [-]
NO ONE
GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
#112 to #26 - nittsurri
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Finally an opinion I agree with on FJ
#50 to #26 - breakfastlunch
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Well, yeah.  I mean, the reason WWII started was that Hitler stubbed his toe, and he decided that killing half of the world population would solve it.
Well, yeah. I mean, the reason WWII started was that Hitler stubbed his toe, and he decided that killing half of the world population would solve it.
#55 to #50 - Uranium
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Also global warming
#148 to #55 - rainbowrush
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(05/08/2013) [-]
heh, global warming
#54 to #50 - Uranium
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(05/08/2013) [-]
That isn't a problem thats a petty annoyance I'm talking about rising poverty food and water shortages and Jihad
#149 to #54 - rainbowrush
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(05/08/2013) [-]
There's enough food and water for the world, and then some
#280 to #149 - wishingwell
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(05/08/2013) [-]
but the way it's divided isn't optimal
#48 to #26 - kingpongthedon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Mortician shortage
#51 to #48 - Uranium
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I was thinking more a cataclysmic event where burials would be impossible and bodies would have to be burned in order to deal with the load