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Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet
he in:
ll imagine it every time you yearned, you yodeled for 1 minute afterwards
gag nat:
ene time at a wax museum i thoug ht ene dyf the deur guides was a wax
person we they were just standing there not mawing so i up to them like
wine the **** is this supposed to be" then they just melted at me and
if you want to kill Someone stab them with an icicle because the
icicle will melt and then there will be murder weapon
you are the tutu re
its weird to think that ens day there will be great grandmas with names like
brittany and jessica ?
in third grade this kid get in trebble fer saying "be free my ****** " when we
released the butterflies
ens timee took a picture of a girl' s buttcracks in gym class and got sent to
the assistant principal' s entice and the schewl cup busted in asking where
the drugs were because he had heard sameone had crack en their pheny
and it was the hardest thing to tell him h was a buttered: and not actual
crack without laughing
I wander if yau' re allowed make friends in Hell., Or is it kind of like silent
reading time, but with mere fire.
why would there be 99 bottles of beer en the wall in the first place
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User avatar #4 - alltheponies (05/08/2013) [-]
Try making an icicle of your own urine and then stab someone to death with it. Everyone will think you pissed someone to death. If you got sent to jail, no one would dare to touch you, they know what you did. Just whip your dick out and tell people to back off.
You would become LORD OF PISS
Standing by the side of Bear Grills enjoying a cup together, then both float into the night.
#2 - lawlzeeful (05/08/2013) [-]
You know how some bars have different kinds of alcohol on the wall behind the bartenders? I always thought we were singing about those things since, as a child, I just thought all kinds of alcohol could be identified with beer. I was a dumb child (still kind of am). Or something similar to the picture included, with some sort of limit/count on the beers since there were only so many "bottles" a keg, or whatever containment, had.
User avatar #6 - ktbmnf (05/08/2013) [-]
so you can take them down and pass them around
#5 - fefe (05/08/2013) [-]
I remember seeing an episode of Columbo once where some guy murdered someone else with a giant ice cube, so that would work.
User avatar #3 - heretofuckshitup (05/08/2013) [-]
I went to a Wax Museum once, Madame Tussaud. Right in the lobby i bumped into Michael Jordan and apologized, everybody laughed.
#1 - retris (05/07/2013) [-]
for once I was gonna actually be a cop
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