Whoah. Well, that escalated quickly.. October 5 near Houston tta Iwant to sleep with you. No, I don' t mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under the blankets
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Whoah

Well, that escalated quickly.

October 5 near Houston tta
Iwant to sleep with you. No, I don' t mean have sex. I mean sleep.
Together. Under the blankets. In your bed. While you' re laying on
my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window
cracked, so its chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No. talking, just
the muffled cries that you let slowly seep away from your blood
gurgling mouth as I slit your throat your worth less We
to the dark Overlord.
Dafuq did I just read?
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Submitted: 05/07/2013
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#7 - sidathon (05/07/2013) [-]
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#16 - zerogenocide **User deleted account** (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - MasterMario (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - spartanswimmer (05/07/2013) [-]
My brain as i read that
My brain as i read that
#2 - ilovewhitepeople (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - thetoastofalltoast (05/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #17 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (05/08/2013) [-]
well..... Its human contact..i'll take it
User avatar #14 - lupislord (05/08/2013) [-]
"fine, but first you need to fix the No Sex part"
User avatar #13 - icameheretotroll (05/08/2013) [-]
probably made a thread on 4chan saying:
"## decides what I post on her/nis wall"
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (05/08/2013) [-]
did I just read a story of someone's offering to the blood god?
#10 - fruitninja (05/08/2013) [-]
dunno cant read, fjaowibn;anrlkfyetatj
User avatar #8 - lordlucifer (05/08/2013) [-]
My wet dream
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