1. Make vanilla pudding, Putin mayo jar,
Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them
to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out
lemons on street corner.
d, Get into a crowded elevator and say "I
bet you' re all wondering why I gathered
5. agor in philosophy. Ask people WHY
they would like fries with that.
El. Run into a store, ask what year it is,
When someone answers. yell "It
worked!" and run out cheering.
T Become a doctor. Change last name to
3. Change name to Simon. Speak in third
9. a parrot. Teach the parrot to say
Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
to, Follow magma around in your car
blasting "Eye of the Tiger" tor