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Mon day, May 6, at 3:
Laptop broke = *******
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sh 2 people Ike this.
what' s wrong with it?
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iii -The screen is just black when Uturn it on
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Oh that' s not very good
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know Ijust hope I didn' t lose my music
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Hold the power button down for 7 seconds
tel it some words of encouragement make sure it feels loved
3) press the power button again
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do this whie its on and the screen is black
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Lol let me try
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rt worked thank you!
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See computers just need to be loved -
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User avatar #2 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/07/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I tried loving my computer once. It took a while to get my dick out of it.
#30 - snakefire (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - cartridge (05/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You just gotta please the machine spirit
#61 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Sometimes when my internet goes down, and all the troubleshooting I do doesn't work. . . . . I . . . I pray to God to fix my internet.

And, MIRACULOUSLY, this solves the problem 8/10 times when all else has failed. And all the sudden the network and all the connections go back working perfectly.

Now don't ask me why God has chosen to help me fix my internet problems every now and then, instead of bothering with the billion and 1 SERIOUS problems on this planet. I DON'T ******* KNOW.

I just know that it works most of the time, and I'm thankful for it.
#1 - grimfuck ONLINE (05/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
--In Other words--
Do a hard shutdown.
wait a few seconds.
Power up.
#17 to #12 - kneehumper (05/07/2013) [-]
<<How I feel while reading this thread
#15 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
how did he post that **** if his computer was broke
User avatar #16 to #15 - MetalGirafe (05/07/2013) [-]
I should have used pink because its a girl, and you can see "via mobile" near the top.
#95 - schrodngrscat (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hello fellow Hofstra student...
User avatar #94 - skidleydoo (05/08/2013) [-]
I read, "it just turned black" and then "I know I just hope it didn't take my music"
#89 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
Does this work if it BSOD's?
#86 - notandytags (05/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
He's right.
Sometimes you need to love your computer, tenderly.
I love you baby
User avatar #74 - Durp (05/08/2013) [-]
So turning it off and turning it back on again worked?
User avatar #59 - lunacy (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't understand how there are still people in our generation that know this little about computers. I mean, you use the damn thing almost every day, the least you could do is learn a little about it.
And like, you have the internet. Something wrong with your computer? Google it and try to fix it yourself.
#84 - mavericjones (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#98 to #84 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
no firefox
#58 - deathrinder (05/07/2013) [-]
Gotta praise that holy machine spirit if you want **** to get done
User avatar #56 - bakkenbears (05/07/2013) [-]
This guy must live in Australia
User avatar #53 - deathcampforjewtie (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How did he post this on facebook?
User avatar #10 - dragonstew (05/07/2013) [-]
Whenever someone asks me if I can help get the computer to do something, the first thing I tell them to do is ask it politely. Surprisingly, this method is very effective.
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