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Why You Should
Let Me Touch,
Your Butt
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
I For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
Maybe I give killer butt rubs
You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
Less stress means you live longer
I I' m essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
I think I' made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies''
ti can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Level
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
you will enjoy it
foo could live longer
q I might be good at touching your butt
you will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Here is a kitten
The kitten would want you to let me touch your butt
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Views: 27142 Submitted: 05/06/2013