"Shoot me in the fucking face! Do it!!. -Face McShooty.. My favorite. I wept the first time I heard it....so beautiful.
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"Shoot me in the fucking face! Do it!!

-Face McShooty

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#21 - happyphoton (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite.
I wept the first time I heard it....so beautiful.
#49 - tomppi (05/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#2 - greatsucces ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Sofia Sartor: You mentioned a creed before. What is it?

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Sofia Sartor: That is rather cynical.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: It would be if it were doctrine. But it is merely an observation on the nature of reality. To say that nothing is true is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live with our consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
#16 - internetbridgetrol (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that."
#41 - junesnow (05/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
#95 - erethilful (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
- BRGLGRLGRLGRLGRLGRLG
#87 - retardedtriforce (05/07/2013) [-]
"Let's go bowling, Niko."
User avatar #17 - kingrayne (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"You ever have 2 women at once? 4 big titties to be playing with?"
#133 - matakeshi (05/07/2013) [-]
"Mai'q is tired now, go bother somebody else"
#102 - comradewinter (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You never truly appreciate your cousin asking you to go bowling with him - Until it's too late.
#10 - peachypeachh (05/06/2013) [-]
"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom."
#262 - A Pickle (05/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
#31 - mcfattyfatty (05/07/2013) [-]
"SURAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
#165 - saxong (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This makes me weep every time I hear it.
#75 - localcatbarber (05/07/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, BATMAN!
(Hold "SPACE" to run)
#203 - zeecan (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All you had to do was follow the damn train cj ~ biggie smalls
#145 - derpyhuman (05/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
War...
#43 - dascruffy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tiny Tina Borderlands 2- BURN ALL THE BABIES
User avatar #29 - therealtjthemedic (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wrote them out for ya
Even in dark times, we cannot relinquish the things that make us human.

What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

Men must be free to do what they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we disagree.

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters.

Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more that just act without any thought or doubt.

In all things, a calm heart must prevail.

Our home is where we are. Our place of origin is not relevant, only where we choose to go together.

How many are there in you? Who's hopes and dreams do you encompass? Could you but see the eyes in your own, the minds in your mind, you would see how much we share.

We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
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