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It is Now Safe to Turn Off Your Computer

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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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User avatar #2 - occamsrazor (05/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
im baked and the ******* last one freaked me the **** out
User avatar #3 - bakonforall (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my monitor is cold.
#6 to #3 - 4chan refugee (05/07/2013) [-]
Just like your mother's heart.
#17 - soopergrover (05/07/2013) [-]
And BAM! You're pregnant with Bill Gates' baby.
#16 - bloodyshart (05/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
#7 - funnyfuuuuuu (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp8e-GQ4Fi0

This actually sounds amazing.
User avatar #1 - XxElJuegoxX (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That Clouds.mid one sounds like the beginning of an epic adventure
User avatar #34 - hippymofuka (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
havent been on FJ for a bit, what's up with the descriptions?
User avatar #37 to #34 - loonytic **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Terrible text recognition software
User avatar #13 - armydwang (05/07/2013) [-]
"Show the V/ elcome Semen next time yen start V/ endows"

Wut?
#42 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
...Um, random question, but I happen to use something other then my hand to work the mouse...and I'm pretty sure this falls under rape.
...Um, random question, but I happen to use something other then my hand to work the mouse...and I'm pretty sure this falls under rape.
#38 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - theist ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
disturbing as ****




I like it
User avatar #10 - theexo (05/07/2013) [-]
seems like a SCP to me
User avatar #43 - garin (05/07/2013) [-]
So much semen in the description...
#19 - 4chan refugee (05/07/2013) [-]
Show the V/ elcome Semen next time yen start V/ endows
User avatar #45 - takeaseat (05/07/2013) [-]
These things are awesome.
#44 - 4chan refugee (05/07/2013) [-]
Read that in GLaDOS's voice.
User avatar #41 - anonomoz (05/07/2013) [-]
what the hell do the desc mean?
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