Upload
YouTube Videos Funny Pictures Funny GIFs Funny Text Funny Movies
Login or register
  • Your Posts
  • Login or register
    Login / Create Account
    Create Account
    Email is optional and is used for password recovery purposes.
     
    Click to Create Account
    Login to FJ
    reset password
    Click to Login
    Log in/Sign with Facebook.
    Log in/Sign up with Gmail.
  • Create Channel Tumblr-Content animemanga 4chan aww vidyagaems WholesomeMemes politics oc-comic-makers cat dungeons-n-drags fallout FJNN dccomics UnlimitFateWorks CartoonGoodness marvel twitter Daily-Jokes OneForAll furry animals starwars joshingtime NegativeFrames overwatch-time cute zawarldo SVTFOE ponytime warhammer40k DankHistory zootopia criticalrole tf2 dank-webms dank-meemz freestuff Healthyandstro cringe-channel simpsons cooking
    Home
    Reset viewedpages
    Sort: ThumbsTrending
      Random Interesting Facts CompilationRandom Interesting Facts Compilation
      647
      4 hrs ago
      No inbetweenNo inbetween
      580
      4 hrs ago
      New!EvilEvil
      345
      3 hrs ago
      New!NappaNappa
      222
      2 hrs ago
      New!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      386
      3 hrs ago
      New!:):)
      326
      3 hrs ago
      New!BrailleBraille
      181
      1 hr ago
      New!Mah heart,mah soleMah heart,mah sole
      189
      2 hrs ago
      New!slim wholesale Beeslim wholesale Bee
      248
      2 hrs ago
      Random Interesting Facts CompilationRandom Interesting Facts Compilation
      545
      5 hrs ago
      BirthdayBirthday
      516
      7 hrs ago
      New!Hello, is this the KGB? No, this is Patrick!Hello, is this the KGB? No, this is Patrick!
      133
      1 hr ago
      I'll Be There for YouI'll Be There for You
      553
      6 hrs ago
      New!Great memory but lacks practice.Great memory but lacks practice.
      96
      1 hr ago
      New!British Person and a GunBritish Person and a Gun
      104
      1 hr ago
      New!In case you haven't heardIn case you haven't heard
      242
      3 hrs ago
      A Dose of AdorablenessA Dose of Adorableness
      332
      6 hrs ago
      New!well-off long-term uttermost Lionwell-off long-term uttermost Lion
      254
      3 hrs ago
      New!Power trioPower trio
      86
      51 mns ago
      New!humorous gruesome Mantishumorous gruesome Mantis
      153
      2 hrs ago
      New!mgs3mgs3
      230
      3 hrs ago
      New!Dark Souls Boss Fights be likeDark Souls Boss Fights be like
      82
      1 hr ago
      New!second-hand spurious Squidsecond-hand spurious Squid
      85
      1 hr ago
      New!real open rich Minkreal open rich Mink
      183
      2 hrs ago
      New!DiabeetusDiabeetus
      89
      1 hr ago
      New!AustraliaAustralia
      133
      3 hrs ago
      New!flimsy obnoxious jumpy Giraffeflimsy obnoxious jumpy Giraffe
      127
      2 hrs ago
      Worth ItWorth It
      543
      8 hrs ago
      StarlordStarlord
      624
      8 hrs ago
      Anon gets a nicknameAnon gets a nickname
      620
      8 hrs ago
    Newest Uploads
      silky internal handy Goldfinchsilky internal handy Goldfinch
      3
      5 mns ago
      It gets better and betterIt gets better and better
      -1
      5 mns ago
      ArtArt
      2
      7 mns ago
      Careful...Careful..HUGCareful...Careful..HUG
      0
      8 mns ago
      Danish Comedy destroys SwedenDanish Comedy destroys Sweden
      0
      8 mns ago
      I guess you can call this ... catfishingI guess you can call this ... catfishing
      2
      9 mns ago
      R2DbirbR2Dbirb
      3
      9 mns ago
      All seeing ArtifactsAll seeing Artifacts
      9
      9 mns ago
      coherent faded Beecoherent faded Bee
      5
      11 mns ago
      So, it's earth day...?So, it's earth day...?
      2
      15 mns ago
    User Rankings Funny Pictures Videos / MP4s HD Gifs/Soundless MP4 Animated GIFs YouTube Videos Text Posts
    About us
    • Advertise on FJ
    • Copyright/DMCA Removal
    • Report Abuse/Harassment
    • Report Spam
    • Contact Us
    • Unsubscribe from newsletter
    Remaining character count: 4000
    Spoiler Image
    Shortcuts: "C" opens comments. "R" refreshes comments.
    Record voice message?
    0:00 Click to start recording.
    Scroll to comment?
    Back to the content 'Lol'
    Refresh
    Options
    asd
    2 new threads. 1 new replies.
    User avatar#17 - Loppytaffy
    Reply+42
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    So about that time when France fought Britain for 116 years...
    Or when Napoleon conquered most of Europe?
    Or when France and Britain fought Spain?
    Or when France, Prussia and Spain fought Austria, Britain, and Hungary?
    Or when France helped America gain indepenance?
    How about the battle of Lechfeld which began one of the biggest events in European history?
    User avatar#167 to #17 - lieutenantderp
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Battle of Lecheld was fought by the Germans

    Just saying
    User avatar#179 to #167 - Loppytaffy
    Reply-1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Actually, it was an army led by King Otto of Saxony who considering himself to be the successor of the old empire of Chammagne, and frew his armies from many places including France.
    User avatar#180 to #179 - Loppytaffy
    Reply-1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    *Considered
    *Chalmanga

    it's late, I'm tired, and FJ will not let me sleep.
    User avatar#182 to #180 - lieutenantderp
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Well, the Holy Roman Empire.
    User avatar#188 to #182 - Loppytaffy
    Reply-1
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    The Holy Roman Empire was created after the Battle of Lechfeld when the Pope crowned Otto the first Holy Roman Emporer
    #135 to #17 - spacelubber
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    So about how all Americans are fat...
    Or how all Welsh **** sheep?
    Or how Australians are upside down?
    Or how all Germans are Nazis?
    Or how all Russians are constantly drunk on vodka?
    How about the tentacle porn that made Japanese porn famous?

    It's not about historical accuracy, it's about extending a common joke.
    User avatar#189 to #135 - Loppytaffy
    Reply-1
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    I think there are better stereotypes of Germans than Nazi.
    Not all America are terror suspect abusing soldiers, and very few of Germans were nazis and knew, or approved of, nazi ideals.

    I have been to many places in Europe, and Germans are genuinely the nicest people I've met on my travels (Austrians are another matter). But they're still sausage eating, lederhousen wearing, Italian *******, beer drinking engineers.
    #141 to #135 - willcutting
    Reply-2
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Yep all those jokes are common worldwide, surrenders jokes are just american.

    Few years ago, I remember when people thought that we didn't shower or that our only alimentation was cheese. You know, those clichΓ©s are not more funny but at least its global not coming from buthurted bitches that hate us because we didn't want to fight in Iraq or whatever.

    We're not against jokes, we're against stupidity.

    Plus OP was a faggot since none of this riffles are from french manufacture.
    #155 to #141 - spacelubber
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    So... you're angry that the Americans stereotype the French because France didn't participate in a war?

    Sounds like you're stereotyping yourself.

    Even if Americans began it, the joke is now global. I'm fairly sure some European (French or British most likely) began the Americans are fat jokes. Does that mean I get all pissy about French and British people laughing at it? No.

    You may think the jokes are stupid--and that's fine; that does not mean others don't find them amusing. It's just selfish for you to think you're the sole authority on what is or is not amusing.
    #163 to #155 - willcutting
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    That is not the point my friend, a joke is funny when people don't act like they know the history.    
In American being fat joke, it's just a fact, I don't want to be mean since I know all the american aren't, but still there is no need of political context, geopolitic, no need of references to history you have to know to understand the situation.   
   
As I said like a thousand ******* time, I'm not against those joke, actually quite often I'm laughing, what get me upset is the fact that some people not even aware of the history thinks that it's all true. To them the war began, the day after we surrendered and flag our arms like nazis, hailing for Hitler and burning jews. No it isn't true.   
The other thing is that american still don't get that we were closest to the conflict than they did. Finaly they are calling us pussies when some of them don't even know about their own history.   
   
No really, I have nothing against the joke, I just have something about the idiots. Sorry to hate living in a world of stupidity. Still I like to talk with american when they have good points.   
   
Pic unrelated
    That is not the point my friend, a joke is funny when people don't act like they know the history.
    In American being fat joke, it's just a fact, I don't want to be mean since I know all the american aren't, but still there is no need of political context, geopolitic, no need of references to history you have to know to understand the situation.

    As I said like a thousand ******* time, I'm not against those joke, actually quite often I'm laughing, what get me upset is the fact that some people not even aware of the history thinks that it's all true. To them the war began, the day after we surrendered and flag our arms like nazis, hailing for Hitler and burning jews. No it isn't true.
    The other thing is that american still don't get that we were closest to the conflict than they did. Finaly they are calling us pussies when some of them don't even know about their own history.

    No really, I have nothing against the joke, I just have something about the idiots. Sorry to hate living in a world of stupidity. Still I like to talk with american when they have good points.

    Pic unrelated
    User avatar#124 to #17 - princesslilian
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    pre revolution france > post revolution france
    #107 to #17 - doddythechef
    Reply+3
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    but in the end they were always defeated!   
Waterloo in europe   
countless blood baths in the french-indian war against england   
you helped the american revolution but caused huge financial crisis for france leading to its own revolution
    but in the end they were always defeated!
    Waterloo in europe
    countless blood baths in the french-indian war against england
    you helped the american revolution but caused huge financial crisis for france leading to its own revolution
    #161 to #107 - anon id: 7cb2a3ce
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    HE MENTIONED WATERLOO! MY FELLOW BELGIANS, JOIN ME AS WE ALL FILL WITH IMMENSE PRIDE!
    User avatar#106 to #17 - alltimetens
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Yeah... all of those are pretty good... but not as good as them ************* Croissants.
    User avatar#98 to #17 - underlois
    Reply+5
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Or that time when Napoleon invaded Portugal 3 times, but failed every single one of them?
    #58 to #17 - anon id: c8d01e73
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    still never won a war
    #47 to #17 - anon id: e1f3def0
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    LOL FRENCH PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE JOKES LOL trollED LOL SO BUTTFUSTRATED.

    -everyeurofagonamericanposts
    #39 to #17 - hairibar
    Reply+2
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Yeah, thanks for burning Donosti down
    User avatar#35 to #17 - shadir
    Reply-7
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    I don't know much about the other ones but i'm pretty sure that Napoleon failed hard when he tried to take russia, which means he still failed.
    User avatar#71 to #35 - SavageBAMFx
    Reply+2
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Considering that the manufacturers of the clothing his men wore,
    and that they got stuck in Russia during the winter, they did a damn good job.

    Source:
    Just learned bout French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars. :p
    #40 to #35 - legodude
    Reply+14
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    he got closer than the Germans did during ww2.
    User avatar
    #48 to #40 - puut
    Reply-9
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Yeah but he also lost 5 times the men
    User avatar#45 to #40 - shadir
    Reply-10
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Doesn't change the fact that he failed
    #46 to #45 - legodude
    Reply+17
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Napoleon is still considered one of the greatest military commanders in history, his tactics are still taught in military academies worldwide.
    #115 to #46 - anon id: 56387b75
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Napoleon was Corsican.
    #134 to #115 - legodude
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Yes he was.
    User avatar#19 to #17 - hellsjester
    Reply-15
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    lol and ever since then they became a bunch of arrogant pussies who dont even really have their own military and depend on other countries for their military (french foreign legion)
    #41 to #19 - legodude
    Reply+4
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    You sir have no understanding of the Foreign Legion...
    User avatar#30 to #19 - nickotak
    Reply+2
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    And just happens to be the ONLY country in the world with a self supporting capital? France is pretty epic you know...
    #24 to #19 - willcutting
    Reply+9
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Hahaha man you don't know a thing about our army, we have an army just check your information before saying this kind of ********.

    The Legion was at first a branch (and it still is) of the ArmΓ©e de Terre, which was composed of soldiers from the colonies that French settled. Then it turns to a way for some people who have no nation to immigrate ; when you enter the Legion you have no more name you're just a soldier.

    Source ? My parents are in the Air Army, as much as my Sister and my Brother in law, so yeah there is an army and there is 3 branches :

    -ArmΓ©e de Terre (for soil operations)
    -ArmΓ©e de l'Air (for aerian operations)
    -Marine (for the seas operation)

    Also we have the nuclear bomb.

    You faggot.
    #187 to #24 - anon id: c9c8c66d
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Even the dumbass N.Koreans have those now; not a prideful claim anymore :/
    User avatar#111 to #24 - doddythechef
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    also same can be said for the british using gerda infantry
    :D
    #27 to #24 - hellsjester
    -11
    has deleted their comment [-]
    #26 to #24 - hellsjester
    -12
    has deleted their comment [-]
    User avatar#140 to #26 - CapnInterwebz
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Quit making our nation look bad you cunt
    #109 to #26 - drdonothing
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    You being an ignorant human being give a bad impression of the people in your country, this is how stereotypes are made, with a hint of truth.And for the record i have absolutely nothing against Americans however i do have something against you. You're an asshat. an asshat who thinks he is above others because of the country he was born in. You're a self entitled **** oh and you weren't the only ones who played a part in making the atom bomb.
    You being an ignorant human being give a bad impression of the people in your country, this is how stereotypes are made, with a hint of truth.And for the record i have absolutely nothing against Americans however i do have something against you. You're an asshat. an asshat who thinks he is above others because of the country he was born in. You're a self entitled **** oh and you weren't the only ones who played a part in making the atom bomb.
    #29 to #26 - willcutting
    Reply+9
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Oh and yes I know your history, because you know I take time to think before saying something.
    Also, I talked about the Nuclear Bomb to show you that we have a proper army since you thought we had none.
    #28 to #26 - willcutting
    Reply+11
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Guy we are going to imply you're an American since you're arrogant as ****. We can talk about pussifying since you modify the Isolationist law into the Vanderberg resolution after the World War II, you think you saved your ass, man you did, well done, we saved yours twice. Because yes your independance is thanks to us since your ancestor was just a bunch of farmer not even able to use a gun properly or in the other way, the guys who had been beaten by the farmers not even able to use a gun properly thanks to the French. You're welcome. Then without the NATO oh man you would have been screwed up. We haven't bitching to create a ******* alliance with you after the second world war, you did. You know at the begining of its history, British Americans were just pussies running off of their country because they were ******* scared of pretty everything. You know that in some words you talked about the fact that being stupid was genetic, I think it is the same with the fact that you are pussies, guys, really "OMFG 4 guys in a plane killed 3000 people in 2 towers on 9/11, lets do a war, lets call all the members NATO to do this !" and then you manage to call us "Pussies when we lost 330 000 civilians before you ******** took the time to give some help, 330 000 civilians as we were surrenders do you even imagine you stupid asshole. You lost 1700 civilians during this war.

    Also, I already fight with my fist with an american, without a gun you are nothing, even drunk you can't even manage to punch someone properly. Bitches.
    #143 to #28 - CapnInterwebz
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Thank you for shutting him up
    Thank you for shutting him up
    #128 to #28 - psychopsychedelic
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Butbutbut   
   
I'm an American. With a lot of French Blood in me.   
   
I like France and Europe and stuff   
   
please don't hate me
    Butbutbut

    I'm an American. With a lot of French Blood in me.

    I like France and Europe and stuff

    please don't hate me
    #136 to #128 - willcutting
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    As I said I have nothing against American people, in fact I like most of those I met (And I met some) but I hate the people coming here, telling that we are pussies and throw some ****** facts acting like they know history when in fact they don't.

    I've learn a bit from American history, this is why I return what people think, because I know.

    But I love you good sir. I really do when people are not mean to me.
    #142 to #136 - psychopsychedelic
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Oh thank God.   
   
I felt like the bastard child watching my foster mom and dad fight over how to get rid of me.
    Oh thank God.

    I felt like the bastard child watching my foster mom and dad fight over how to get rid of me.
    #154 to #142 - willcutting
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    This picture ! Man I lost my **** !    
   
******* saved !   
   
And no really I'm pretty open minded to everybody in the world I like to talk about cultures.
    This picture ! Man I lost my **** !

    ******* saved !

    And no really I'm pretty open minded to everybody in the world I like to talk about cultures.
    #112 to #28 - doddythechef
    Reply+1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    i wish to hug you sir
    i wish to hug you sir
    #118 to #112 - willcutting
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Thank you bro.
    Thank you bro.
    User avatar#20 to #19 - Loppytaffy
    Reply+5
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Riiiiiiiight.
    How about Britain, huh? They have the best navy in the world. But no boats. ****.
    #113 to #20 - doddythechef
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    thats actually pretty ******* annoying   
best trained navy and our warships are getting scrapped   
or better yer we have an aircraft carrier with no planes on it   
and they won't be ready for another 5 years, how stupid is that!!
    thats actually pretty ******* annoying
    best trained navy and our warships are getting scrapped
    or better yer we have an aircraft carrier with no planes on it
    and they won't be ready for another 5 years, how stupid is that!!
    User avatar#127 to #113 - Loppytaffy
    Reply-1
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    Didn't Ukraine buy all our ships?
    User avatar#129 to #127 - doddythechef
    Reply0
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    i think we sold a few out east but most are getting scraped
    its a disgrace really
    User avatar#22 to #20 - hellsjester
    Reply-10
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    i don't care about either before technology and gorilla warfare yah these 2 powers were to be feared... but now they both are just ..... what's the word im looking for.... ohhh yah pussified... and america is well on it's way as well
    #33 to #22 - Loppytaffy
    Reply+9
    (05/06/2013)[-]
    "gorilla warfare"
    "gorilla warfare"
    Back to the content 'Lol'

    Top in 24 Hours

    • Random Interesting Facts Compilation
      Random Interesting Facts Compilation

      647
      4h ago
    • No inbetween
      No inbetween

      580
      4h ago
    • Evil
      Evil

      345
      3h ago
    • Nappa
      Nappa

      222
      2h ago
    • πŸ˜‚
      πŸ˜‚

      386
      3h ago
    • :)
      :)

      326
      3h ago
    • Braille
      Braille

      181
      1h ago
    • Mah heart,mah sole
      Mah heart,mah sole

      189
      2h ago
    • slim wholesale Bee
      slim wholesale Bee

      248
      2h ago
    • Random Interesting Facts Compilation
      Random Interesting Facts Compilation

      545
      5h ago
    • Birthday
      Birthday

      516
      7h ago
    • Hello, is this the KGB? No, this is Patrick!
      Hello, is this the KGB? No, this is Patrick!

      133
      1h ago
    • I'll Be There for You
      I'll Be There for You

      553
      6h ago
    • Great memory but lacks practice.
      Great memory but lacks practice.

      96
      1h ago
    • British Person and a Gun
      British Person and a Gun

      104
      1h ago
    • In case you haven't heard
      In case you haven't heard

      242
      3h ago
    • A Dose of Adorableness
      A Dose of Adorableness

      332
      6h ago
    • well-off long-term uttermost Lion
      well-off long-term uttermost Lion

      254
      3h ago
    • Power trio
      Power trio

      86
      51m ago
    • humorous gruesome Mantis
      humorous gruesome Mantis

      153
      2h ago
    • mgs3
      mgs3

      230
      3h ago
    • Dark Souls Boss Fights be like
      Dark Souls Boss Fights be like

      82
      1h ago
    • second-hand spurious Squid
      second-hand spurious Squid

      85
      1h ago
    • real open rich Mink
      real open rich Mink

      183
      2h ago
    • Diabeetus
      Diabeetus

      89
      1h ago
    • Australia
      Australia

      133
      3h ago
    • flimsy obnoxious jumpy Giraffe
      flimsy obnoxious jumpy Giraffe

      127
      2h ago
    • Worth It
      Worth It

      543
      8h ago
    • Starlord
      Starlord

      624
      8h ago
    • Anon gets a nickname
      Anon gets a nickname

      620
      8h ago
    • NVIDIA.
      NVIDIA.

      118
      1h ago
    • impolite solid dusty Caribou
      impolite solid dusty Caribou

      857
      11h ago
    • Lawfully wedded husband
      Lawfully wedded husband

      818
      11h ago
    • tangy hideous bright Swallow
      tangy hideous bright Swallow

      49
      1h ago
    • That was close.
      That was close.

      65
      1h ago
    • When he gives you nicknames
      When he gives you nicknames

      84
      1h ago
    • sticky attractive Goldfinch
      sticky attractive Goldfinch

      68
      57m ago
    • Zuccening
      Zuccening

      211
      5h ago
    • weakened
      weakened

      128
      3h ago
    • Straya!
      Straya!

      547
      9h ago
    FunnyJunk, LLC - Copyright - Privacy Policy - Terms of Service - Community Guidelines - Copyright Removal Request