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#6 - kerryman (05/06/2013) [-]
I guess we're are gona forget about how france won WW1 and napoleon beat all of europe and how France helped America win the war of independence. but hey **** france right!?
#159 to #6 - frantasium (05/06/2013) [-]
Come on, man. There is a difference between Ireland and the United Kingdom...
User avatar #191 to #159 - kerryman (05/07/2013) [-]
the map is from 1812 ireland was part of the united kingdom Ireland got independence in 1922.
User avatar #212 to #191 - frantasium (05/07/2013) [-]
You're right, I completely overshot that fact...
User avatar #137 to #6 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
france once world war 1? then tell me how America won world war 2
#183 to #137 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
by coming at the end.
Well lets take our country capital cities :
Berlin for Germany
Paris for France
and Washington for USA.

Berlin Paris = 654 miles that you can do easily with cars, planes or even by walking. It took some times but it's possible.
Washington Berlin : 4,169 miles. only possible with boats and planes.

Now tell me how close of the conflict you were during the WWII
When Nazis were entering our country I'm sure you were not even aware a war had began.

It took 1 month and 12 days to kill or wound 360 000 people and capture 1 900 000 and it is only the allied force.

Oh you came to help us but for other reasons like communism, Russia were coming from the east, and you were so scared that Europe would become a Communist place (you know domino theory and stuff). After WWII you asked for the creation of the NATO when European countries were signing the Brussels Treaty. Why again, because of the "Czechoslovac coup d'état" which brought Communism at the frontier of Germany. Again your were scared about the Red Giant which conquered countries easily. By the creation of the NATO followed the creation of the Article 5 based on the Article 51 of UN which allowed constitutionaly the mutual defense "An attack on one is an attack toward every members of NATO". Thanks to us (Europe) the Communist never attacked you (because you know at the time you had less armed forces than they did). Also you are the only one till now to claimed the article 5 of NATO treaty (3000 people die in 9/11 and eveybody loses their mind). Also you didn't win this 2nd world war only by yourself; (as almost all of your wars). Tell me about how badass americans are, I dare you.

Also you know who needed french for their revolution ? Americans yeah
And you know who didn't need Americans for their revolution ? France right !

Man shut the **** up about your army, you're just pussies terrified by the rest of the world acting like good people. Stop bitching and know your **** .
User avatar #192 to #183 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
lol ill wreck u m8, the French people got decimated.
User avatar #193 to #192 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
God damn it, I have to admit it, some case are just worst than others.

lel wreck me m8 you so hardcore m8, imma goin 2 **** my pant m8.

User avatar #194 to #193 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
lol, what nationality are you, Poland probably
User avatar #195 to #194 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #196 to #195 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
lol, I hate French people, little pussy ass nation, you got annihilated in the war. Your race was also one of the reasons Hitler invaded EU
User avatar #197 to #196 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
So you didn't read anything I wrote heh ?

Well you seems to be the biggest asshole in the universe, certainly a huge faggot, fat as hell arguing over the Internet and saying **** like "This is the sound of freedom I hear here, Murica". The funny fact is, you probably never move your ass out of USA, you know the life only by what your racist father who have a terrible life think it, you're probably uneducated, I mean you went to high school but failed, at least you was maybe the bully.

I'd like to see you in real life and kick your face until the blood become rare in your vains.

I do not have anything about any nationality, but god man, I hate the stupid people more than everything. I hope you'll die slowly.

I'm done with you, I will not even take the time to reply to some other ********* you say without even knowing a single fact about history. Stupid ******** .
User avatar #198 to #197 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I know lots about history, and I know that the French got owned in about 90% of history, there are a few brief French leaders that do well but overall get stomped, like I said, the French was one of the Primary reasons for the war. L2 history you sie deblo
User avatar #199 to #198 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
"The military history of France encompasses an immense panorama of conflicts and struggles extending for more than 2,000 years across areas including modern France, greater Europe, and European territorial possessions overseas. According to the British historian Niall Ferguson, France has participated in 168 major European wars since 387 BCE, out of which it won 109, drawn 10 and lost 49, making the country the most successful military power in European history. " Wikipedia

Suck my dick
User avatar #202 to #199 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
and lets just look back to the last 140 years, the French had horrible weapons, tanks, military training, leaders in world one and two. They needed Canadian AND American supplies (Tanks,Aeroplanes,Troops,Weapons,ect) to even fight back. If it was not for Hitlers remobilization France would of been further decimated, to a point of France giving in.
User avatar #200 to #199 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
IF you read on you can see that the French alone did not face these enemies, for example, the French was in the LON, when everyone else defeated Hitler the French claimed victory as with everyone else. L2 do further reasearch.
User avatar #201 to #200 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh man, I didn't said that we were glorious in WWII, I said that you were but you are bitching too much about it.

Also most of the wars you "won" were on you own country or helped by other countries. So shut the **** up your history is not really glorious and stop saying ********* about countries you don't even know, you're just arrogant as **** .
User avatar #204 to #201 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
French propaganda proclaimed the French were victorious in their battles and ect,ect,ect. L2 history
User avatar #203 to #201 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I never even told you what country I was in, lol idiot
User avatar #205 to #203 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, only american think that we are pussies because they live far away from everyone.
tO come back to the supplies do not forgot you did the same for your revolution first, and that we helped you after 9/11 in afghanistan when we didn't even cared about 3000 people dying in some towers we don't even cared about.

Also, my good lord, french is not a race.

User avatar #208 to #205 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
" that we helped you after 9/11 in Afghanistan" You were in the UN you were virtually politically forced to go.
User avatar #209 to #208 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
Nope, nobody is it was our choice, Actually if it was the case all member of UN would have gone, and it makes a lot of country. UN as much as NATO is based on volunteering. If a country doesn't want to enter a conflict a country can say no. As much as we did in Iraq.
User avatar #211 to #209 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
lol, you know nothing on political deadlocking,also learn about the UN charter and the NATO ROE. go back to history class.
User avatar #214 to #211 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
Actually I know : Article 51 of the UN Chart an attack against a member country is an atack against them all" which is the same for NATO as article 5. I know what I say bitch there is a few forces by themselves for NATO and UN we were not even forced to send more forces.
User avatar #216 to #214 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
you proved nothing and achieved nothing by saying that. They were not physically forced to send troop to AFGH but was politically forced.
User avatar #219 to #216 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
You know I have and will have a lot of respect german. But I still think you're an asshole.

Lets stop trolling for a bit :
1.Yes, we had political issues about UN and Afgh but in the same time we were not forced, we wanted, we did because of our own interests.
2. Yes you have a really good economic system, the best in Europe if I'm not wrong, but and Angela ****** Sarkozy like a boss. But since Hollande (which isn't a good president) try to make her shut the **** up, she becomes a little upset
3. Yes I know we surrendered in second World War but still we lost many people and General Petain was a huge asshole.
4. I in fact respect a lot german, but still saying you hate people from a country is just stupid since each person is different.

Finaly you can't say french are not good at war, we are, at least we were, this is not because we don't want to be part of every damn fight which happens in this world that we are not good at war or just pussies, this is just that we don't want to get involve in every ******* war. And do not forget your own past, you were as much aweful at war as we did.

Well that was funny and **** but I have to go. Peace.
#206 to #205 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
lol MFW somebody calls me an American when I am not.
User avatar #207 to #206 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
My bad for that one I was the faggot. So where do you come from ?
#221 to #207 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
lol I am canadian, U mad bro?
User avatar #222 to #221 - willcutting (05/08/2013) [-]
Not really. I like Canada though.
User avatar #218 to #207 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
btw like the French person you are you surrender(Timeout) to the German beatdown (verbal),
#210 to #207 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Ty for self impedance precognition.. I am German
User avatar #213 to #210 - willcutting (05/07/2013) [-]
HAHAHA, sorry, it's fun because you know coming from a guy who live in a country which was on 2 world wars and lost both, plus I lived in Germany for 3 years when I was young in Bühl, Baden-Baden and Achern and you were not opening your mouth as much at the time when French forces were here (yeah yeah my parents were part of the french forces, you know the guys with blue plates on their cars), no really after the 2nd world war we've ****** you really bad, cleaning our ass with your money. Can't stop laughing, huh. This time I'm really done. Sieg bitch !
User avatar #217 to #213 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
New currency* Btw when we invaded your puny little country it took years and five countries to stop us, as well as a doublefront. BTW when the war was over we still kept 84% of the land we claimed, lol umad?
User avatar #215 to #213 - elijahcrazy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
lol you are pretty sad, you also speak very bad English. Actually our economy was (and still is) better than yours, our money was worthless until we made a new economy and flourished. How many world banks do you have btw?
#126 to #6 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Take a joke man?

but seriously, BLITZKRIEG!
#114 to #6 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
France didn't win WW1. Birtain and the US did france just got destroyed
#100 to #6 - lizardnigger (05/06/2013) [-]
how cute is that
do you even empire?
User avatar #97 to #6 - RiflemanFunny (05/06/2013) [-]
No. The Republic of France ****** everything up. Then Napoleon made France badass, then they sucked forevermore. The Kingdom of France was badass as well, until the Left wing revolutionaries ****** everything up.
#133 to #97 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Napoleon made France badass, but please do not forget how Napoleon had killed millions of people during his wars ... Many Europeans countries saw him as a cruel dictator and a murderer ... What he did in Spain for example was not very cool.
User avatar #184 to #133 - RiflemanFunny (05/07/2013) [-]
Name one badass that didn't kill thousands? See, I killed your logic. Pacifism rarely goes well in global politics.
#84 to #6 - yeorey (05/06/2013) [-]
So its wrong for Americans to spew out stereotypes about Europeans, but its ok for Europeans to spew out stereotypes about Americans?
User avatar #72 to #6 - kallebanan (05/06/2013) [-]
This map is Incorrect. Norway and Finland were part of Sweden at this time.
User avatar #80 to #72 - dinkcool (05/06/2013) [-]
Sweden got Norway after the Napoleonic wars and we lost Finland during them.
User avatar #81 to #80 - kallebanan (05/06/2013) [-]
Still incorrect. I should learn our history better.
#70 to #6 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Last I heard France were ****** until The United Kingdom arrived?
User avatar #36 to #6 - shadir (05/06/2013) [-]
"Napoleon beat all of Europe" but the faggot still failed miserably when taking over russia
#69 to #36 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you would have done better at the time.
User avatar #15 to #6 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't know if you're french, but if you are stop doing this you're going nowhere, they will **** your head with some stupid facts, talking about their freedom, and then saying that they saved your ass. Then they will say you're a pussy. Nowhere, you're going nowhere out of the madness stupidity can bring to you. And trust me I tried, but it hurts a lot to see those stupid people believing in something they don't even understand.

#110 to #15 - razthough (05/06/2013) [-]
Look at that, the french wants to run away.
Look at that, the french wants to run away.
#116 to #110 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
This one made me laugh for exemple.

Well done good sir, well done.
User avatar #77 to #15 - bulbakip (05/06/2013) [-]
Relavent to French/US relations www.youtube.com/watch?v=UStr7iNm1A4
#82 to #77 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
I've understood a lot but since English isn't my native language I have to say that I haven't get it all. But for what I understood it was funny and revelant. Thank you guy.
I've understood a lot but since English isn't my native language I have to say that I haven't get it all. But for what I understood it was funny and revelant. Thank you guy.
User avatar #85 to #82 - bulbakip (05/06/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
User avatar #9 to #6 - sirrelevant (05/06/2013) [-]
Yes, we are.
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