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User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [-]
So about that time when France fought Britain for 116 years...
Or when Napoleon conquered most of Europe?
Or when France and Britain fought Spain?
Or when France, Prussia and Spain fought Austria, Britain, and Hungary?
Or when France helped America gain indepenance?
How about the battle of Lechfeld which began one of the biggest events in European history?
User avatar #167 to #17 - lieutenantderp (05/06/2013) [-]
Battle of Lecheld was fought by the Germans

Just saying
User avatar #179 to #167 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [-]
Actually, it was an army led by King Otto of Saxony who considering himself to be the successor of the old empire of Chammagne, and frew his armies from many places including France.
User avatar #180 to #179 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [-]
*Considered
*Chalmanga

it's late, I'm tired, and FJ will not let me sleep.
User avatar #182 to #180 - lieutenantderp (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, the Holy Roman Empire.
User avatar #188 to #182 - Loppytaffy (05/07/2013) [-]
The Holy Roman Empire was created after the Battle of Lechfeld when the Pope crowned Otto the first Holy Roman Emporer
#135 to #17 - spacelubber (05/06/2013) [-]
So about how all Americans are fat...
Or how all Welsh **** sheep?
Or how Australians are upside down?
Or how all Germans are Nazis?
Or how all Russians are constantly drunk on vodka?
How about the tentacle porn that made Japanese porn famous?

It's not about historical accuracy, it's about extending a common joke.
User avatar #189 to #135 - Loppytaffy (05/07/2013) [-]
I think there are better stereotypes of Germans than Nazi.
Not all America are terror suspect abusing soldiers, and very few of Germans were nazis and knew, or approved of, nazi ideals.

I have been to many places in Europe, and Germans are genuinely the nicest people I've met on my travels (Austrians are another matter). But they're still sausage eating, lederhousen wearing, Italian ******* , beer drinking engineers.
User avatar #141 to #135 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
Yep all those jokes are common worldwide, surrenders jokes are just american.

Few years ago, I remember when people thought that we didn't shower or that our only alimentation was cheese. You know, those clichés are not more funny but at least its global not coming from buthurted bitches that hate us because we didn't want to fight in Iraq or whatever.

We're not against jokes, we're against stupidity.

Plus OP was a faggot since none of this riffles are from french manufacture.
#155 to #141 - spacelubber (05/06/2013) [-]
So... you're angry that the Americans stereotype the French because France didn't participate in a war?

Sounds like you're stereotyping yourself.

Even if Americans began it, the joke is now global. I'm fairly sure some European (French or British most likely) began the Americans are fat jokes. Does that mean I get all pissy about French and British people laughing at it? No.

You may think the jokes are stupid--and that's fine; that does not mean others don't find them amusing. It's just selfish for you to think you're the sole authority on what is or is not amusing.
#163 to #155 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
That is not the point my friend, a joke is funny when people don't act like they know the history.    
In American being fat joke, it's just a fact, I don't want to be mean since I know all the american aren't, but still there is no need of political context, geopolitic, no need of references to history you have to know to understand the situation.   
   
As I said like a thousand 						*******					 time, I'm not against those joke, actually quite often I'm laughing, what get me upset is the fact that some people not even aware of the history thinks that it's all true. To them the war began, the day after we surrendered and flag our arms like nazis, hailing for Hitler and burning jews. No it isn't true.   
The other thing is that american still don't get that we were closest to the conflict than they did. Finaly they are calling us pussies when some of them don't even know about their own history.   
   
No really, I have nothing against the joke, I just have something about the idiots. Sorry to hate living in a world of stupidity. Still I like to talk with american when they have good points.   
   
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That is not the point my friend, a joke is funny when people don't act like they know the history.
In American being fat joke, it's just a fact, I don't want to be mean since I know all the american aren't, but still there is no need of political context, geopolitic, no need of references to history you have to know to understand the situation.

As I said like a thousand ******* time, I'm not against those joke, actually quite often I'm laughing, what get me upset is the fact that some people not even aware of the history thinks that it's all true. To them the war began, the day after we surrendered and flag our arms like nazis, hailing for Hitler and burning jews. No it isn't true.
The other thing is that american still don't get that we were closest to the conflict than they did. Finaly they are calling us pussies when some of them don't even know about their own history.

No really, I have nothing against the joke, I just have something about the idiots. Sorry to hate living in a world of stupidity. Still I like to talk with american when they have good points.

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User avatar #124 to #17 - princesslilian (05/06/2013) [-]
pre revolution france > post revolution france
#107 to #17 - doddythechef (05/06/2013) [-]
but in the end they were always defeated!
Waterloo in europe
countless blood baths in the french-indian war against england
you helped the american revolution but caused huge financial crisis for france leading to its own revolution
#161 to #107 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
HE MENTIONED WATERLOO! MY FELLOW BELGIANS, JOIN ME AS WE ALL FILL WITH IMMENSE PRIDE!
User avatar #106 to #17 - alltimetens (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah... all of those are pretty good... but not as good as them ************* Croissants.
User avatar #98 to #17 - underlois (05/06/2013) [-]
Or that time when Napoleon invaded Portugal 3 times, but failed every single one of them?
#58 to #17 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
still never won a war
#47 to #17 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
LOL FRENCH PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE JOKES LOL trollED LOL SO BUTTFUSTRATED.

-everyeurofagonamericanposts
#39 to #17 - hairibar ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, thanks for burning Donosti down
User avatar #35 to #17 - shadir ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't know much about the other ones but i'm pretty sure that Napoleon failed hard when he tried to take russia, which means he still failed.
User avatar #71 to #35 - SavageBAMFx (05/06/2013) [-]
Considering that the manufacturers of the clothing his men wore,
and that they got stuck in Russia during the winter, they did a damn good job.

Source:
Just learned bout French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars. :p
User avatar #40 to #35 - legodude (05/06/2013) [-]
he got closer than the Germans did during ww2.
User avatar #48 to #40 - puut (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah but he also lost 5 times the men
User avatar #45 to #40 - shadir ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that he failed
User avatar #46 to #45 - legodude (05/06/2013) [-]
Napoleon is still considered one of the greatest military commanders in history, his tactics are still taught in military academies worldwide.
#115 to #46 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Napoleon was Corsican.
User avatar #134 to #115 - legodude (05/06/2013) [-]
Yes he was.
User avatar #19 to #17 - hellsjester (05/06/2013) [-]
lol and ever since then they became a bunch of arrogant pussies who dont even really have their own military and depend on other countries for their military (french foreign legion)
User avatar #41 to #19 - legodude (05/06/2013) [-]
You sir have no understanding of the Foreign Legion...
User avatar #30 to #19 - nickotak (05/06/2013) [-]
And just happens to be the ONLY country in the world with a self supporting capital? France is pretty epic you know...
User avatar #24 to #19 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
Hahaha man you don't know a thing about our army, we have an army just check your information before saying this kind of ******** .

The Legion was at first a branch (and it still is) of the Armée de Terre, which was composed of soldiers from the colonies that French settled. Then it turns to a way for some people who have no nation to immigrate ; when you enter the Legion you have no more name you're just a soldier.

Source ? My parents are in the Air Army, as much as my Sister and my Brother in law, so yeah there is an army and there is 3 branches :

-Armée de Terre (for soil operations)
-Armée de l'Air (for aerian operations)
-Marine (for the seas operation)

Also we have the nuclear bomb.

You faggot.
#187 to #24 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Even the dumbass N.Koreans have those now; not a prideful claim anymore :/
User avatar #111 to #24 - doddythechef (05/06/2013) [-]
also same can be said for the british using gerda infantry
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User avatar #140 to #26 - CapnInterwebz (05/06/2013) [-]
Quit making our nation look bad you cunt
#109 to #26 - drdonothing (05/06/2013) [-]
You being an ignorant human being give a bad impression of the people in your country, this is how stereotypes are made, with a hint of truth.And for the record i have absolutely nothing against Americans however i do have something against you. You're an asshat. an asshat who thinks he is above others because of the country he was born in. You're a self entitled **** oh and you weren't the only ones who played a part in making the atom bomb.
User avatar #29 to #26 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh and yes I know your history, because you know I take time to think before saying something.
Also, I talked about the Nuclear Bomb to show you that we have a proper army since you thought we had none.
User avatar #28 to #26 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
Guy we are going to imply you're an American since you're arrogant as **** . We can talk about pussifying since you modify the Isolationist law into the Vanderberg resolution after the World War II, you think you saved your ass, man you did, well done, we saved yours twice. Because yes your independance is thanks to us since your ancestor was just a bunch of farmer not even able to use a gun properly or in the other way, the guys who had been beaten by the farmers not even able to use a gun properly thanks to the French. You're welcome. Then without the NATO oh man you would have been screwed up. We haven't bitching to create a ******* alliance with you after the second world war, you did. You know at the begining of its history, British Americans were just pussies running off of their country because they were ******* scared of pretty everything. You know that in some words you talked about the fact that being stupid was genetic, I think it is the same with the fact that you are pussies, guys, really "OMFG 4 guys in a plane killed 3000 people in 2 towers on 9/11, lets do a war, lets call all the members NATO to do this !" and then you manage to call us "Pussies when we lost 330 000 civilians before you ******** took the time to give some help, 330 000 civilians as we were surrenders do you even imagine you stupid asshole. You lost 1700 civilians during this war.

Also, I already fight with my fist with an american, without a gun you are nothing, even drunk you can't even manage to punch someone properly. Bitches.
#143 to #28 - CapnInterwebz (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for shutting him up
Thank you for shutting him up
#128 to #28 - psychopsychedelic (05/06/2013) [-]
Butbutbut

I'm an American. With a lot of French Blood in me.

I like France and Europe and stuff

please don't hate me
User avatar #136 to #128 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
As I said I have nothing against American people, in fact I like most of those I met (And I met some) but I hate the people coming here, telling that we are pussies and throw some ****** facts acting like they know history when in fact they don't.

I've learn a bit from American history, this is why I return what people think, because I know.

But I love you good sir. I really do when people are not mean to me.
#142 to #136 - psychopsychedelic (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh thank God.

I felt like the bastard child watching my foster mom and dad fight over how to get rid of me.
#154 to #142 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
This picture ! Man I lost my 						****					 !    
   
						*******					 saved !   
   
And no really I'm pretty open minded to everybody in the world I like to talk about cultures.
This picture ! Man I lost my **** !

******* saved !

And no really I'm pretty open minded to everybody in the world I like to talk about cultures.
#112 to #28 - doddythechef (05/06/2013) [-]
i wish to hug you sir
i wish to hug you sir
#118 to #112 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you bro.
Thank you bro.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [-]
Riiiiiiiight.
How about Britain, huh? They have the best navy in the world. But no boats. **** .
#113 to #20 - doddythechef (05/06/2013) [-]
thats actually pretty ******* annoying
best trained navy and our warships are getting scrapped
or better yer we have an aircraft carrier with no planes on it
and they won't be ready for another 5 years, how stupid is that!!
User avatar #127 to #113 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [-]
Didn't Ukraine buy all our ships?
User avatar #129 to #127 - doddythechef (05/06/2013) [-]
i think we sold a few out east but most are getting scraped
its a disgrace really
User avatar #22 to #20 - hellsjester (05/06/2013) [-]
i don't care about either before technology and gorilla warfare yah these 2 powers were to be feared... but now they both are just ..... what's the word im looking for.... ohhh yah pussified... and america is well on it's way as well
#33 to #22 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [-]
"gorilla warfare"
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