Lol. . GUNS FOR SALE Neverr fired dropped anly " ICE. How many gears does a french tank have? Six reverse and one forward for parades.
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#5 - glueckspirat (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How many gears does a french tank have?



Six reverse and one forward for parades.
User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [+] (51 replies)
So about that time when France fought Britain for 116 years...
Or when Napoleon conquered most of Europe?
Or when France and Britain fought Spain?
Or when France, Prussia and Spain fought Austria, Britain, and Hungary?
Or when France helped America gain indepenance?
How about the battle of Lechfeld which began one of the biggest events in European history?
#6 - kerryman (05/06/2013) [+] (54 replies)
I guess we're are gona forget about how france won WW1 and napoleon beat all of europe and how France helped America win the war of independence. but hey **** france right!?
User avatar #15 to #6 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't know if you're french, but if you are stop doing this you're going nowhere, they will **** your head with some stupid facts, talking about their freedom, and then saying that they saved your ass. Then they will say you're a pussy. Nowhere, you're going nowhere out of the madness stupidity can bring to you. And trust me I tried, but it hurts a lot to see those stupid people believing in something they don't even understand.

Run.
#103 - uthannes (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Paint me like one of your french guns.
#83 - dinkcool (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have to say that they actually gave the germans one hell of a fight.
#117 - jackthefurfag (05/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
France isn't in the mood for your **** OP.
#90 - guymandude (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder how many of the people getting butthurt about these "Frenchman are cowards" will turn around and laugh their asses off at racist jokes against blacks, middle-easterners, etc. without even batting an eye.

I'm not saying that there is a problem with making these jokes (it all depends on intent), or that anyone has to stop saying them (free speech n' **** ). I'm just sick of seeing so much goddamn hypocracy.
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#49 to #37 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
how do you know if the op is american?

I'd say that sort of generalization is just as bad as this stupid joke.

i checked, he's from the u.k.
User avatar #18 - symustafa ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
They have the best military record in the world, yet it always come down to this. Wow.
User avatar #53 - stijnverheye (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
but ..... none of those guns have french origin/manufactures
#125 - flukeJr (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ha, some british soldiers were stationed at by base for while and told us that french only have one gear in all of their vehicles, reverse
#120 - rockerforlife (05/06/2013) [-]
lelz franch ppl r pusies rite guyz?
#23 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow its a ******* joke be more but hurt. Really it's sarcasm you guys must be ******* fun to be around!
User avatar #25 to #23 - willcutting (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm french, and seriously I don't say anything till someone being really mean as he really believe in the ********* he is saying. Out of this the joke made me laugh because I know what our army is, and I'm laughing more again when an american tell me I'm a pussy when we know why they made the Vanderberg act, but sometimes I have to try to educate them, you know, they can't remain stupid for the rest of your life.
#95 - dandamanzx (05/06/2013) [-]
Content should be showing this thing.
#4 - bangerino (05/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Here in Germany, this is the oldest joke about French in history...
User avatar #8 to #7 - kerryman (05/06/2013) [-]
also a german joke?everyone knows ye guys don't have a cents of humor.
User avatar #56 - vedgetable ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
p90, not sure, i think russian
MP5, pretty sure german
M4, pretty sure american
glock 17, german
AUG austria,
im sorry but wut?
#145 to #65 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
>see guns on cod
>instant gun expert
#51 - icezillah (05/06/2013) [-]
this would be funny if the weapons were older and not modern weapons
#38 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
No seriously, **** you guys. Don't be that guy at a party who says "Well, technically, that joke is politically incorrect because..." Have you did that one embarrassing thing and although you did it only once you became known for it? It makes it so that you get madder because it isn't even true, get it? That's the ******* point with these France surrendering jokes, dumbass. Now stop being an annoying cunt.
User avatar #1 - justafungi (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Makes me think of Full Metal Jacket, where the guy asks if they wanna buy ARVN rifles, never fired and only dropped once.
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