Mexicans. Not sure if I should help people or not anymore... Today I saw this kid struggling with the bags he was zanying so I went over to help him. Then out o Mexicans Not sure if I should help people or not anymore Today saw this kid struggling with the bags he was zanying so went over to him Then out o
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (238)
[ 238 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
asd
User avatar #4 - anonemous
Reply +404 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
don't bring this up in job interviews....
User avatar #203 to #4 - flamingcyrus
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
There can be only Juan true Mexican gang representing the people
User avatar #5 to #4 - thathorse
Reply +873 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
"Any special talents"
"I'm part of the east side Tortilla boys"
"...We'll give you a call" (while secretly paging security)
#8 to #5 - Lolzster
Reply +114 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Tortilla Boys
Tortilla Boys
#20 to #5 - moggycore
Reply +50 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
> Tortilla Boys
I'll see you in the top comments later, you glorious ************
#13 to #5 - TheyCallMeTofu
Reply +41 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
That is a beautiful comment.   
   
You should be proud of yourself.
That is a beautiful comment.

You should be proud of yourself.
#17 to #5 - oldmanjenkinz
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Tortilla boys
#86 to #5 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
You are from the Tortilla Boys? I'm from your rival gang, the Juan Crew!

Out of my face, cabrón!
User avatar #93 to #86 - commanderbunbun
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
i heard its small, how many people are in the Juan Crew?
User avatar #94 to #93 - chellyeah
Reply +85 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Juan.
#109 to #94 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Oh, my god. That was hilarious.
#107 to #94 - jtastic
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #190 to #94 - commanderbunbun
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
i set you up for that joke knowing the punchline, i demand child support you selfish bastard!

......i lost my train of thought....
User avatar #174 to #93 - jibb
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
I admire how you served 50 thumbs on a silver platter to the person who responded to you.
Many faggots would've posted as anon to get thumbs.
#188 to #86 - DiabloStrawhat
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
NOBODY MESSES WITH THE JUAN MAN ARMY
#39 to #5 - shishiko **User deleted account**
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Tortilla Boy's represent.
Tortilla Boy's represent.
#24 to #5 - lookatmyhouseofwax
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#113 to #5 - spaceturtlecadet
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Tortilla boyz represent
Tortilla boyz represent
#96 to #5 - weefee
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #124 to #5 - kaitheguy
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
#189 to #5 - Osseousdr
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>East Side Tortilla Boys
#217 to #5 - anon id: 53655fc7
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#215 to #5 - turretbuddy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
SO MUCH NOSTALGIA.
SO MUCH NOSTALGIA.
User avatar #222 to #215 - bushingenna
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #241 to #222 - turretbuddy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
I dunno, I've used to watch this all the time.
#213 to #5 - anon id: 1c0b3985
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
snake kings
#209 to #5 - anon id: 53655fc7
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#210 to #209 - socialoutcast
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 to #5 - mulk
-36 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #22 - twi
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#155 to #25 - anon id: cb5614d1
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't take much to rupture your colons, does it fj?
#28 - brisineo
Reply +470 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>Be 20   
>Living in Germany for the time   
>Meet guy one day at lunch by helping him out   
>He's Russian.   
>Get to know him.  Cool guy.   
>"If you need anything, just let me know.  Da?"   
>K   
>Later that week   
>***** nazi steals my bike   
>He had a knife, couldn't do anything   
>Later that day   
>Russian guy walks by   
>"You look sad.  Have problem?"   
>"Someone stole my bike"   
>"What does he look like?"   
>Tell him   
>He nods than goes his own way   
>Next day   
>Knock on door   
>It's Russian guy with my bike   
>"Dude!  How'd you get my bike back?!"   
>Russian guy smiles   
>"I bring you bike.  No ask questions."   
   
And that's how my HS teacher has connections with the Russian Mafia.
>Be 20
>Living in Germany for the time
>Meet guy one day at lunch by helping him out
>He's Russian.
>Get to know him. Cool guy.
>"If you need anything, just let me know. Da?"
>K
>Later that week
>***** nazi steals my bike
>He had a knife, couldn't do anything
>Later that day
>Russian guy walks by
>"You look sad. Have problem?"
>"Someone stole my bike"
>"What does he look like?"
>Tell him
>He nods than goes his own way
>Next day
>Knock on door
>It's Russian guy with my bike
>"Dude! How'd you get my bike back?!"
>Russian guy smiles
>"I bring you bike. No ask questions."

And that's how my HS teacher has connections with the Russian Mafia.
#61 to #28 - greenstrongworld
Reply -22 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>Be me (12 yr old fagort)   
>Like to yoyo   
>Some black dude tells me he can do the tricks I do   
>Decide not to be racist and lend it to him   
>Doesn't run away with it   
>plottwist.gif   
   
(Sorry I just had to use this gif)
>Be me (12 yr old fagort)
>Like to yoyo
>Some black dude tells me he can do the tricks I do
>Decide not to be racist and lend it to him
>Doesn't run away with it
>plottwist.gif

(Sorry I just had to use this gif)
User avatar #128 to #61 - kaitheguy
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
then why not just reply with the gif rather than putting a ****** "greentext" which in turn gave you negative thumbs
#218 to #28 - instakill
Reply -6 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
>my best friend is the nephew of the don of the boston mafia
>my other friends father is in the new england triad
>another friends grandma is visibly feared in boston due to her ties with the mafia

the gangsters here in new england are pretty low-key but will still **** you up if you **** with the wrong people

pic somewhat related
User avatar #226 to #218 - dayasalion
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
lolno
User avatar #242 to #28 - qauronexoforce
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
today cool stories were told
oh wait this has 450 thumbs it has to be true
User avatar #82 to #28 - intexuz
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
was he Nico Bellic?
User avatar #101 to #82 - thatnerdyguy
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Nico is Serbian.
#154 to #28 - anon id: cb5614d1
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
that guy's face is so ******* annoying.
#240 to #28 - anon id: 53655fc7
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #239 to #28 - theaceofthespade
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
It's hard to read with that gif there - could you turn it down a bit? It's too loud.
User avatar #227 to #28 - mnbmadison
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
Whats the source of this gif?
#238 to #227 - larryqa **User deleted account**
+1 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#208 to #28 - meisnotifu
+5 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #234 to #28 - patchesdacrazy
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
I COULDN'T READ THIS WITH THE GIF PLAYING!
User avatar #118 to #28 - unmercifulgod
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
A high school teacher of mine had a similar experience:
>Be in Russia for teacher exchange program
>Stay with a really nice couple
>Whenever I'm out with the wife, I get strange looks
>Thought it was because I'm black
>noblackpeopleinrussia.gif
>Spent a week or two in Russia, not too bad a trip
>At Russian Train Station, on my way home
>Someones trying to hustle me, given me a hard time and ****
>They see the woman I'm with and got the **** out of there
>I ask her about it, and she says, "I will tell you later, not here"

Turns out she and her husband are (ex?) KGB and they ****** some people up back in Soviet Russia
#122 to #28 - kaboomz
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
> ***** nazi
User avatar #55 to #28 - siggythepiggy
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
- *****
- Nazi
Choose one
User avatar #236 to #55 - zomaru
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
************!
#30 to #28 - lorkhan
Reply +82 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
I wish I had a russian mob friend.
#66 to #30 - spasticpuppet
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Be friends with me. I'm Russian . u .
Be friends with me. I'm Russian . u .
User avatar #224 to #66 - megusters
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
Any disco song goes with this gif.
#228 to #224 - lolymoly
+1 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #229 to #228 - megusters
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
Pink floyd is amazing with it.
#34 to #28 - ggdhindo
Reply +125 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
*********
#44 to #34 - ichbinzweijahrealt
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
This make me laugh more than it should have
#1 - walkerjam
Reply +222 123456789123345869
(05/05/2013) [-]
I hate it when I accidentaly Mexican Gangs.
#42 - daniboyi
Reply +184 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>be me
>lives in a peaceful city
>nothing ever happens.
>boring, but good.
#157 to #42 - anon id: 2078fc15
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
I know that feeling all to well. It is good.
#195 to #42 - awesomesea **User deleted account**
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 to #42 - spasticpuppet
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
We can cope with that.
User avatar #173 to #42 - sebthebrony
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>be me
>never go outside
>meet no one new
darn it
#50 - DrollHumor
Reply +180 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
I helped a girl in my chemistry lab, and she found me at lunch and had me sit with her and her friends. ...and that's how I accidentally joined an Asian gang.   
   
   
   
But I was promptly kicked out when they read my mind.
I helped a girl in my chemistry lab, and she found me at lunch and had me sit with her and her friends. ...and that's how I accidentally joined an Asian gang.



But I was promptly kicked out when they read my mind.
#252 to #50 - anon id: dccef0d1
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/10/2013) [-]
Tiny Raskl Gang?
User avatar #130 to #50 - kaitheguy
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
asians asking for help

BS detector is off the charts


bad joke is bad
User avatar #150 to #130 - azusa
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
I'm Asian and I ask people for help in Pre Cal
User avatar #202 to #150 - pirdulitis
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Then you are not asian
#233 to #202 - anon id: 1f9168aa
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
I am Asian and I can confirm this.
User avatar #19 - baditch
Reply +173 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
This is kind of nice actually. It just shows how even the parts of society that are considered "degenerate" still have an appreciation for respect and human decency.
#117 to #19 - jakesir
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Except for the internet
#26 to #19 - hopskotch
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Your comment gives me humanity-fuzzies. :-3
#7 - portshadow **User deleted account**
Reply +140 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>Heading home from work   
>Decide to pull into Dunkin Donuts for food   
>Park, start to walk in   
>Dark-skinned dude standing outside, looking homeless   
>Comes up to me   
>"Hey, my *****, you got a few bucks on you? I'm starved..."   
>Decided to fork over a 5   
>"Thanks lil *****, god bless"   
>Go in store, some flatbread snacks, come out   
>Give guy the rest of my change   
>"Thanks dude, you alright. You ever need to party, or get laid, I'll hook you up wit the bitches."   
>"Uh, thanks..."   
>Walk to car, start to pull out   
>Decide to hand guy one of my flatbread sandwiches   
>He's already gone   
   
I honestly have no idea what I joined there.
>Heading home from work
>Decide to pull into Dunkin Donuts for food
>Park, start to walk in
>Dark-skinned dude standing outside, looking homeless
>Comes up to me
>"Hey, my *****, you got a few bucks on you? I'm starved..."
>Decided to fork over a 5
>"Thanks lil *****, god bless"
>Go in store, some flatbread snacks, come out
>Give guy the rest of my change
>"Thanks dude, you alright. You ever need to party, or get laid, I'll hook you up wit the bitches."
>"Uh, thanks..."
>Walk to car, start to pull out
>Decide to hand guy one of my flatbread sandwiches
>He's already gone

I honestly have no idea what I joined there.
User avatar #38 to #7 - garymotherfingoak
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
video sauce?
#69 to #38 - bearpirate
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #78 to #69 - garymotherfingoak
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
thanks
#37 to #7 - thorsballs
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
So what would you want in exchange of a flatbread sandwich?
#12 to #7 - slipperyjoe
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Rule 1 of **** Club port.

Never talk about **** Club.
User avatar #14 to #7 - joehue
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
So did you ever get hooked up wit the bitches?
User avatar #48 to #14 - portshadow **User deleted account**
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
I never saw him again.
User avatar #46 - azijay
Reply +127 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>be 14, but don't see why it matters
>with 8-year-old brother
>waiting outside of grocery store while parents are paying
>tall, skinny, black dude walks out
>talking on his cell phone
>"Yeah, I just gotta get some cookies."
>little brother mocks, "Gotta get some cookies?"
>"Gotta get some cookies!"
>"GET SOME COOKIES!"
>"COOOKAAAAAYS!"
>"GET SOME COOOKAAAAAYS!"
>black dude is far into the parking lot, by now
>"COOOOOKAAAAAAAYS!"

That was the day I stopped fearing black people.
User avatar #219 to #46 - xxeternaleclipsexx
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
This was the greatest post I have ever read.

Thank you.
#135 to #46 - majornilsen
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 to #46 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
It's people like that that make me think that everything that has ever went wrong will someday be okay.
#56 to #46 - notified
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
omfg i can't breathe and my sides hurt
User avatar #16 - GnRNoD
Reply +78 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
be 17
Be walking with a friend at 7 am coming back home form a night out
5 guys jump us with knifes
Gives us your money,shoes and watches
car pulls up
guy i knew from a football club i used to go, coke head and reckless
rests his arm on the door of his car with a .44 revolver so, everythings cool over here?
guys scramble and he gives us a ride
could never thank him enough.

be 25
Be waiting for the bus, a guy is on the other bus stop, he keeps coming over to mine and as he does so i walk to the middle of the street (it's an avenue but it was like 2 am)
he comes over to me, after like 15 minutes of staring at me
hi, how are you?
i'm good right here and you're good over there (with my meanest voice)
oh sorry i confused you with a friend
it's all cool.. it happens (still being very blunt)
a car stops, it's a friend of mine who doesn't even live close by, he waves at me, i look back at the crazy dude, he's got a knife, he's not threateaning me or anything but there's the blade all shinny in his hands, i get in my friend's car without even asking for permission and tell him DRIVE off we go into the sunset.

Mind you that the last time i was robbed was on my 17 birthday and i said i wasn't going to let it happen again. I was stabbed and didn't get robbed (in fact i still have the blade it's like a trophy)
#18 to #16 - anon id: a7602ae8
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
When were you stabbed? o-O
User avatar #21 to #18 - themaskedtroller
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
On his 17th birthday...
User avatar #43 to #18 - azusa
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Reading helps.
#216 to #16 - majortomcomics
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
Were they feelin' lucky?
#246 to #16 - aooc
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
>mfw how are you?
User avatar #247 to #246 - GnRNoD
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
I'm ok i guess...

what do you mean?
User avatar #248 to #247 - aooc
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
es el episodio que se hace normal. salta de la nada preguntandole a la gente como anda, como los villeros esos
User avatar #249 to #248 - GnRNoD
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
ah te referis al "ola k' ase?"
jajaja
User avatar #147 to #16 - killerliquid
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
>like 2am
>ride off into sunset.
where the **** was the bus?
User avatar #148 to #147 - GnRNoD
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
busses here don't have a tight shedule, they come whenever they feel like it at night, and at that hour only one bus (maybe two if you're lucky) pass at those hours.
My friend drove me to the city center and i waited for the bus there.
"off into the sunset" is a manner of speaking, as he was my knight in a shinning armor.
User avatar #149 to #148 - killerliquid
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
shinning armour's gotta hurt yo.
User avatar #31 to #16 - rieskimo
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you live so I can stay the hell away?
User avatar #114 to #31 - GnRNoD
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Quilmes, Buenos Aires, Argentina.

It's not THAT bad, but i like the night, and i tend not give a **** about anything... i was held at gun point by a glue snorter i told him "put it away, coz you're gonna have to use it and it's going to be pointles" he actually put it away and we started talking, he started crying saying how he's a junkie and should be giving money to his baby's mother (the excuse he used to feel better about stealing) but end's up spending it all on drugs, we had been talking for 3 blocks before he pulled the gun on me, so i told him it was a ****** move and that he was full of ****, he agreed with me, i told him i was missing 0.35 cents to pay the right fare on the bus, he gave me 50 cents and i gave him 15 back he went his way i went mine... i literally had $1.15 bus was $1.50.. damn i didn't even have ciggarrettes.
streets are dangerous
Also the time i got stabbed i was like 20, i understand it's kinda confusing in that last post, on my 17 bday i got robber $13.60 to be percise. and this was like 3 houses from mine while going clubbing. after he stopped us dead cold, said "if anyone movies, or screams i'll put a bullet in his head" we gave him our money and he started telling us how he should be paying his wife money to support his 3 kids but he was too much of a junkie (kinda like the other one, but this one was a bit more violent ) and he cired.. he had a gun pointed at one of my friends, and he told me and my other firend, while walking infront of us "you could stabb me right now" he cried and everything i couldn't believe THAT worthless piece of **** was taking something from me... or even had the power to threaten my life, so i said to my self i was never going to get robbed again. I got jacked 3 phones but because i forgot them somewhere public twice and once at aconcert i almost was arrested for searching guys the cops didn't want to search i threatend them... but the cops stopped me i knew they had it i loved that phone (nokia 6131)
User avatar #134 to #114 - rieskimo
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Honestly, I kind of figured as much. There are plenty of places that become shady-city after about 1:30 am.

Either way, it just doesn't sound good for a place if one person gets robbed or stabbed within a few years. I know there are worse places to be.

Plus, I've heard Buenos Aires is beautiful.
User avatar #143 to #134 - GnRNoD
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
it has great architechture, but it's far froom beautiful, it's dirty as ****, there's a ton of people living on the streets, the equivalent of "*******"(not a skin thing, a soul thing) are constantly preying on you, they come up and ask for money, cigs, whatever you can share...
the other day i was with a friend and two chicks in the obelisc (like the center spot of Buenos Aires) and 6 guys come up ask for some pot, i told them, nah men it's 4 of us for this little thing... let us enjoy it between friends... they kept moving saying i was a cheap bastard (note that this guys were probably thieves, but to scared to try anything with me, because i'm big) once they were like 40 meters from us one turns around and screams what did you say??? i had said nothing out loud.... so i just started mocking them as they call names on me etc, but kept walking away.
then two more guys come, you know that way of aproaching were you walk a few steps, stop, watch walk some more... they come to us and i take the lead role again (a new friend had arrived so it was 5 of us now) first thing one of this guys said is "we're not gonna robb you or anything, but could you spare some change" (i have a 0 tolerance policy towards this kind of people) so nah sorry men, we're tight on cash, do you have a cigg? nah men, my last one... is there any roaches around you could share?(all this being said in a "*****" way ofcourse) and i'm like there was one, but there's just too much wind... blowing things away (looking him dead in the eye) they went off, so did we, we crossed them twice both times taking coins from a group of kids and the other taking booze from some other kids, they "ask" for it but this kids are too scared to say no... I can't ******* stand them, and if they had the balls to stand up against me they'd give me all the reasons i need to have a fun and guilt free fight
User avatar #144 to #143 - GnRNoD
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Alas i didn't start a fight because i had 5 extacy pills and like 12 rolled joints on me. as soon as they crossed the street a cop car stopped at the light.
Smart choices.
#41 to #16 - daniboyi
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Thought for a second they jumped out of with knifes and began to give you money, shoes and watches.
MFW
#54 - sheepysquirrel
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
This is my brothers story.
In high school, suspended for fighting and not allowed on the property
Waiting for his gf on the sidewalk across the street
3 dudes come up and start talking ****
Surround him, so he sneakily grabs his knife off his neck (wears it on a chain) and wraps the chain in his hand
Guy tries to swing on him but he moves out of the way
Punches one guy and stabs another in the leg
Dudes run

He starts walking over to the school and finds our older brother
"What happened?!" says brother dropping his **** (he knew **** went down)
Brother tells him dudes tried jumping him
Older brothers friends "Some ****** tried jumping your brother? We got ya back"
My brothers friends hear this too (gang members)
"WHO TRIED JUMPING YOU?!"
Big thing of "some ****** tries jumping my ****** ******?!"
End up with group of 50 or so people all searching for these 3 dudes

Brother comes to school next day to get his gf like usual
His gang member friends come up
Found the 3 dudes at the local Boys and Girls Club
Beat the **** out of them


And that is the story of how my brothers connections with gang members helped him get 3 kids probably hospitalized.
#59 to #54 - niggerflip
Reply +47 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 to #59 - spasticpuppet
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Don't care. Good read.
#67 to #64 - niggerflip
-3 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - spasticpuppet
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
Can't say I don't enjoy fiction.

aka start the *********
User avatar #72 to #67 - cyannat
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
The **** does that have to do with literally anything?
#206 to #59 - sheepysquirrel
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/06/2013) [-]
No need to believe me, but it happened.