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#71 - sparkieemae (05/06/2013) [-]
>Be working at movie theater
>Sets just ended so lobby basically empty except one old man meandering about
>Hasn't gotten to movie yet, probably going to shout that his movie started before he could get to it and he deserves a refund.
>Stocking or sweeping or ********
>He approaches and thanks me for my help
>Haven't actually helped anyone so just respond with 'I'm sorry?'
>'Oh that wasn't you'?
> Bustles over to manager, explains had an employee help him but clarifies it wasn't me.
>Can we just not call me out to my supieriors as unhelpful please
>'Okaybrogettoyourmoviesowecangetyouyourre-admitpass.jpeg
>Go to do restroom check
>Oh god stench worse then dumpster behind humane society in Phoenix
>All stalls empty and clean except handicapped
>Oh god no please don't let this happen
>Return to lobby
>Old man still out there
>Hasting concession about price of rasinettes
>Counter personal 'I'm sorry sir I understand, we are just a movie theater and this is our primary source of profit"
>"YOU AREN'T LOSING ANY PROFIT I KNOW FOR A FACT AT THE DOLLA STORE THEY SELL THESE FOR 99 CENTS"
>'Sir the boxes here are counted into inventory we are expected to have a certain about of bank to account for each missing box'
#74 to #71 - sparkieemae (05/06/2013) [-]
>Rants about prices of things for a good ten minutes
>Continues to stay in lobby
>All movies have started at this point
>Wtf r u doin man
>Assume that must be his wife in bathroom because why else would he just hang out in the lobby for 20 minutes
>Another employee returns from break
>She looks mildly similar to me because we both have ponytails and glasses
>Tells me that she got bum rushed at the beginning of her break on the way to her car by this old couple at the back of the parking lot
>She had to waste half of payroll free break helping old couple from far end of parking lot as they meandered into building
>She goes into restroom and finally see the handicapped stall reeker exit
>Apparently was lost in bathroom and other employee had to show her the door
>Mind you we have literally four stalls and a single door
>Was circling restroom for a good 10 minutes, lost.
>She shuffles to old man
>They shuffle to box office and ask for a refund since their movie started
>They finally leave.
>Go in for another restroom check
>Oh god the stench is unimaginable
>Right next to sink. in the wastebasket for paper towels right on top sits an adult diaper covered in watery ****
#75 to #74 - sparkieemae (05/06/2013) [-]
>Goddamn it.
>Rebag trash asap and rush trash to dumpster
>The worst is over now at least?
>Return to restroom
>All three stalls clean,
>Get to handicapped stall
> **** me
> **** smeared all over the floor and toilet
>She must have dropped her diaper or something
MFW I got to clean that **** alone for minimum wage
#97 to #75 - stripey ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
"explains had an employee help him but clarifies it wasn't me. "
#107 to #97 - sparkieemae (05/07/2013) [-]
I was just like   
This.    
						******					.   
Guy.   
It doesn't help that I'm in the process of trying to be promoted.   
And that it was to the new General Manager who hasn't seen me work.
I was just like
This.
****** .
Guy.
It doesn't help that I'm in the process of trying to be promoted.
And that it was to the new General Manager who hasn't seen me work.
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