Hardcore Pawn. My Mum told bought this book today,. This is an 'Lorita baa. Du new read this bank. were is DEHLI’ an the Internet that is ! that beartraps the B
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Hardcore Pawn

My Mum told bought this book today,

This is an 'Lorita baa.
Du new read this bank.
were is DEHLI’ **** an the Internet
**** that is !
**** that beartraps the BUSH! fittest‘ -.*
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**** that ‘ t abusive
relationships.
And it' s thebe.
Gauge is yam friend.
Ga farm and l' ,,' gomad *****
SOP' DIIS
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Submitted: 05/05/2013
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User avatar #89 - zelmandex (05/06/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdwQ5iLgjF8&list=SP100E6F8D8D47702F&index=31 Relevant, oh so relevant.

But really, it is a mistery to me how some people take this seriously and can read it without laughing their ass off.
#87 - jiraiyasannin (05/06/2013) [-]
" **** that beartraps the BUSH!"
User avatar #86 - creepingorion (05/06/2013) [-]
" **** that beartraps the BUSH! fittest‘ -.*"

**** , someone come to Guatemala with me to retrieve my sides.
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#69 - leotjynx (05/06/2013) [-]
literotica.com

I-I mean I don't know anything about this genre of literature whatsoever.
#67 - laslasov (05/06/2013) [-]
"Gauge is yam friend.   
Ga farm and l' ,,' gomad 						*****					   
SOP' DIIS"
"Gauge is yam friend.
Ga farm and l' ,,' gomad *****
SOP' DIIS"
#61 - bladebites (05/06/2013) [-]
I've never seen 						****					 be afraid to say "						******					" like this book. Like, why are you even going to try and write a porn if you're so scared to use the word "						*****					" that you have to replace it with "there"? There's no 						*******					 way to make "there" sound sexy.   
There's no 						*******					 way to make Twilight sexy.
I've never seen **** be afraid to say " ****** " like this book. Like, why are you even going to try and write a porn if you're so scared to use the word " ***** " that you have to replace it with "there"? There's no ******* way to make "there" sound sexy.
There's no ******* way to make Twilight sexy.
#47 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Fifty shades of cripple
User avatar #46 - SleepingDragon (05/06/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here
www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
#85 to #46 - riathewolf (05/06/2013) [-]
I can't wait to suck the cock snot from his womb raider. Inserting a 15" spiked ******** into my whispering eye got me splurging tuna tunnel tears faster than snot off a whip. My cake hole was so full of greasy kebab skewer and gentleman's relish, the ectoplasm was oozing down my chin and onto my love bubbles. He pinched off a giant Mr. Hanky on my twin peaks just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week.
#81 to #46 - arkytior (05/06/2013) [-]
“He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his skeleton king soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. By now, my clam-flavoured pothole was flowing like a broken fridge freezer. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start ramming my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my clam-flavoured pothole and a number of chillies up my cocoa channel.
User avatar #80 to #46 - edzero (05/06/2013) [-]
The unrelenting ******* from his bald-headed yogurt slinger slamming my cod canyon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. The pounding makes me splurge my fallopian fish stock all over his huge penis. When he removed his piss pipe from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet ******* staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the stink pickle off his flesh gordon. I awoke the next morning with my carp cavity still leaching. I thought it was over but his disco stick had other ideas. Inserting a 9-iron into my frilling pink golf bag got me gushing flange custard faster than greased **** off a shiny shovel.
Wat...
#77 to #46 - Xaftz (05/06/2013) [-]
“He arced a giant Mr. Hanky on my sweater puppies just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The unrelenting ******* from his muffbuster thrusting my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. I can't wait to chow down on the love mayonnaise from his battering ram. After having my sperm socket thrusted, he then proceeded to raid my brown mile. The feeling of his ectoplasm oozing down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel **** .”

I can't stop laughing.
#64 to #46 - vrthbvyfa (05/06/2013) [-]
There was magician's wax dripping from his front bum and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his battering ram made my sex wee drain like a slavering dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting my fist into my split peach got me splurging sex wee faster than snot off a whip. My oyster ditch was trembling like a rat on acid.
There was magician's wax dripping from his front bum and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his battering ram made my sex wee drain like a slavering dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting my fist into my split peach got me splurging sex wee faster than snot off a whip. My oyster ditch was trembling like a rat on acid.
#63 to #46 - dannyc (05/06/2013) [-]
By now, my cod crater was leaching like a broken fridge freezer. With his purple-headed trouser snake hammering deep into my hot pocket, the sensation of his stilton spear smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on acid. He arced a giant hardened fudge nugget on my sweater puppies just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The feeling of his creamy load weeping down my throat got my ***** batter flowing quicker than greased **** off a shiny shovel.
User avatar #57 to #46 - ebosh (05/06/2013) [-]
"The unrelenting ******* from his meaty member thrusting my chlamydia canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. With his blind butler hammering deep into my pink velvet sausage wallet, the sensation of his purple-headed trouser snake smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The raiding of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his bugger king deep in my fart valve. After having my calamari cockring thrusted, he then proceeded to **** my vintage golf bag. By now, my gammon alley was seeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home."
User avatar #55 to #46 - bogbean (05/06/2013) [-]
“He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. After having my depravity cavity slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my brown eye. It was bliss having his battering ram probed inside me again; stuffing my vibration station with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my cod cave splurging like it used to. I can't wait to chow down on the penis pudding from his huge penis. Inserting an antique doorknob into my tuna canal got me spritzing flange custard faster than a greased weasel **** .”

Inserting an antique doorknob into my tuna canal got me spritzing flange custard faster than a greased weasel **** .”
User avatar #53 to #46 - jacodpwns (05/06/2013) [-]
“The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his tallywacker soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With his womb raider thrusting deep into my mound of love pudding, the sensation of his stilton spear smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He copped a giant stink pickle on my mammaries just so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. My gammon alley was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The pounding of my rusty bullet hole was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his devil's bagpipe deep in my puckered brown eye.”
#50 to #46 - goryheadstump (05/06/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing.
I can't stop laughing.
User avatar #48 to #46 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
With my meaty hangers now much like a manatee in yoga pants, he thought it was time to start stuffing my other ****** . Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? The feeling of his baby gravy leaking down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot off a whip. After having my carp cavity thrusted, he then proceeded to raid my cocoa channel. The unrelenting ******* from his stilton sword plowing my salmon slit made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. My chamber of squelch was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert.
User avatar #51 to #48 - goryheadstump (05/06/2013) [-]
Inserting a 9-iron into my clam-flavoured pothole got me pouring vertical moisture faster than snot off a whip. Within no time, I could feel the ****** ectoplasm frothing from my other ****** and all over my panty hamster. The unrelenting ******* from his batter blaster plowing my chamber of squelch made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind ******* in a fish shop. The hammering makes me spray my spaff all over his thrill drill. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like a shot cat, and I was no different!
User avatar #54 to #51 - sheperdofthestars (05/06/2013) [-]
He munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. The mixture of butt nugget and ectoplasm in my fart valve created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. When he removed his brie baton from my old dirt road, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the hardened fudge nugget off his front bum. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! After having my wunder down under raided, he then proceeded to thrust my turd cutter.
#45 - cookiemonstrosity (05/06/2013) [-]
best book
#42 - markertemp (05/06/2013) [-]
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This is a real book.
#40 - watanigga **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #1801263 at Friendly ** Related as **** .
#38 - redwailmer **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
**redwailmer rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Superman lazer beard **

Best **** content.
#37 - andyshandy (05/06/2013) [-]
Plus there are better books to be reading anyway.
#34 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
this is much better ****
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User avatar #71 to #34 - admiralen (05/06/2013) [-]
no, thats a thumbnail
#33 - FatherPedobear (05/06/2013) [-]
The description is speaking German.
#32 - rambearclaw (05/06/2013) [-]
**rambearclaw rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Carlson ** ****
#82 to #32 - riathewolf (05/06/2013) [-]
I  was having a good laugh, then this...
I was having a good laugh, then this...
User avatar #30 - dedaluminus (05/06/2013) [-]
**** that beartraps the BUSH!
#28 - jaigurudevaom (05/06/2013) [-]
I have read/written so much 						****					    
schlick schlick schlick
I have read/written so much ****
schlick schlick schlick
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