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#86 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
We cain't keep lettin' them Mexicans through our borders. They're takin' over our internet browsers.
THEY TEK ER BROWSERS!
User avatar #88 to #86 - Milvath (05/06/2013) [-]
estas enojado? u mad?
User avatar #89 to #88 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
Yo quiero matar todos mexicanos. Vosotros tomar mi trabajo!
User avatar #90 to #89 - Milvath (05/06/2013) [-]
and I want you to stop using google translate, it's embarrasing
User avatar #91 to #90 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
I didn't use translate, I just used what little I remember of Spanish, which isn't much.
User avatar #92 to #91 - Milvath (05/06/2013) [-]
at least you speak a bit of another language
User avatar #93 to #92 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm learning German right now. I would have learned Spanish in its entirety, but my education was cut short when I signed up with the military and I didn't follow through with it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - Milvath (05/06/2013) [-]
that is nice, it's always great to learn new languages as it expands one's domain of opportunities in the future, I was forced to learn french in high school, I might pick it up again in university
User avatar #98 to #94 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
It also helps you realize different ways of expressing and communicating ideas that you hadn't thought of before. However, there are two languages I will never be able to comprehend because to my ears they seem like a profuse mishmash of rapid syllables: French and Japanese.
User avatar #103 to #98 - mishmash (05/06/2013) [-]
you called, sir?
User avatar #105 to #103 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm gonna mash your mish.
#107 to #105 - mishmash (05/06/2013) [-]
I highly doubt it, my mish has been recognized by scientific bodies around the world as the most unmashable mish in existence, and to even begin the mashing process you would need a mashing machine capable of handle pressure similar the that of a sun's core.
#108 to #107 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
(This is from a bit of trolling I did the other night. I put it in microsoft sam and went around voicechat servers spamming it)
My testicles are so big that they are considered planets. My scrotum is a celestial body. Astronomers have named my balls their galactic headquarters and live on them so that they can study the universe. My cum magnifies light twenty times, so every time I ****** the astronomers look up through my cum with their telescopes, but they only see my dick because it is so big that it encompasses the entire known universe. And you know what they say about the universe. It is always expanding.
Erection joke! But, as you can see, I have the power to mash your mish.
#109 to #108 - mishmash (05/06/2013) [-]
I have never met somebody with the powers to mash my mish, you truly are a great power and i hope you forgive my heresy towards you oh mighty one. It would be an honour to have my mish mashed by your brilliance.
#110 to #109 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
Said every woman ever.
#111 to #110 - mishmash (05/06/2013) [-]
Nice. I see what you did there, I see it and giggle.
Nice. I see what you did there, I see it and giggle.
#112 to #111 - dashgamer (05/06/2013) [-]
MFW I'm with my long-term girlfriend Palmela.
MFW I'm with my long-term girlfriend Palmela.
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