Past. . i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the WHOLE THING and when i
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i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i
stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the WHOLE
THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
I predict you will not look at this document again for a long time so whenever you do look at It you' ll read
this and remember you hid ten bucks your mattress
you' re welcome]
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found
wow past you was a bitch
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#101 - scumbagposter (05/06/2013) [-]
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#100 - gregy (05/06/2013) [-]
Do you ever clean your bed?
Do you ever clean your bed?
#99 - alarmdemon (05/06/2013) [-]
mfw past me
mfw past me
#89 - caplav (05/06/2013) [-]
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#87 - mrspi (05/06/2013) [-]
What happens if DJ 4DM1N makes a Tumblr for Funnyjunk and then the notes from the FunnyJunk Tumblr make it to the front page of FunnyJunk?
User avatar #88 to #87 - darkslayer (05/06/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N's probably too busy running a country and one website to contemplate running a blog.
#85 - justxjames (05/06/2013) [-]
I tried.
User avatar #92 to #90 - stijnybe ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Could you please tell me what song that is from again?
User avatar #96 to #92 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey Jude - Micheal Jackson
User avatar #97 to #95 - stijnybe ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh, right... sometimes i forget how to internet. sorry! "^ ^
User avatar #98 to #97 - fromtheinternet ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Its fine dude, happens to the best of us.
User avatar #82 - brenton (05/06/2013) [-]
Who the hell writes notes in cursive? Someone definitely fell for it when their 4th grade teacher said "You will use this for the rest of your life."
User avatar #93 to #82 - lacypushupbra (05/06/2013) [-]
I learned cursive before print, I had to teach myself print because my friend could never understand it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - lacypushupbra (05/06/2013) [-]
Yes,'friend,' I'm so lonely.
#84 to #82 - Senior Bob (05/06/2013) [-]
maybe that guy was in 4th grade when he wrote that note.
User avatar #102 to #84 - brenton (05/06/2013) [-]
Very good point.
#79 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
That's some nice handwriting there, what are you a ****** ?
#77 - ohitshim has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 - ronaldmc (05/06/2013) [-]
funky handwriting doe
User avatar #75 to #65 - Lainge (05/06/2013) [-]
A doe does not have fingers. How would it write?
User avatar #63 - potrsr (05/06/2013) [-]
somewhat related:
23.5.2012, 00:30
i finished my paper which was due that day, started at 22.5. 17:00(around that time), i barly passed which was my goal-to pass. Anyway, on 23.5. i sent email to myself which will be deliverd on 23.5.2013, which has 2 pages of my feelings over that paper and other stuff, also something about a girl i was seeing who later became my gf( goes on fj and has girlfriend, good one). I forgot everything what i wrote so it will be lovely to see it and have a lough about it.

But loughs are on me, i have similar paper( 2012's paper was practice for this years paper) but this year i started it in march and only have a page left to do.
#59 - epicawe (05/06/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#68 to #59 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
People say that game spooks/scares the hell out of them, but I never really got that. I played it for a good hour or so and found no element of horror, which essentially made it just me wandering around a castle being chased by something. Though, I guess when you're forced to watch the movie IT when you're four does things to you, but that's just me.
User avatar #91 to #68 - beroty (05/06/2013) [-]
that's cute,everyday when i was 8 years old to 9 years old
my 98 years old grandmother went to my room *****
to give me milk and cookies

since these days i don't fear nothing
#108 to #91 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
Pics or it.. didn't happen.. please?
Pics or it.. didn't happen.. please?
#74 to #68 - chasis (05/06/2013) [-]
>"forced to watch the movie IT when you're four"

This is how I pictured 4 year old you...
#109 to #74 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah. thats pretty accurate.
Yeah. thats pretty accurate.
User avatar #70 to #68 - pulluspardus (05/06/2013) [-]
its fun, and "Creepy" but not scary, and isn't about shooting but rather hiding.
User avatar #69 to #68 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I"m glad I found someone else that didn't' find that game scary.
User avatar #50 - capslockrage (05/06/2013) [-]
Seems fake.
I don't care if it was 30 years later, unless he had a brain injury he would have remembered it after reading the story, you don't forget things like that.
User avatar #46 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
You don't just forget things like that so easily, even if years pass..
User avatar #34 - doldis (05/06/2013) [-]
I can't read cursive. What does it say?
#66 to #34 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
I have no idea what cursive is but I can read this
User avatar #64 to #34 - yutakenusername (05/06/2013) [-]
I've never learned cursive either, yet I could still make it out because all the letters in these two words look similar to the print letters. I'm not quite sure if you're ************ or not.
User avatar #44 to #34 - triforcefox (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand why everyone's thumbing you down. Granted, you should be able to read cursive, but that doesn't deserve red thumbs. Especially since it was an innocent question.
User avatar #39 to #34 - yusay (05/06/2013) [-]
You can't?
User avatar #41 to #39 - doldis (05/06/2013) [-]
I never payed attention in the classes, and I've NEVER used it outside of them, and since those were like 12 years ago now, I can't read it at all.
User avatar #42 to #41 - yusay (05/06/2013) [-]
Most of the letters look just like regular Latin letters, so I don't see how you're having a problem. Writing is difficult, but reading should never be.
User avatar #72 to #42 - doldis (05/06/2013) [-]
Its a problem of almost never encountering it. None of my friends use it, and none of the teachers I had after that used it either. The only ones using it were the teachers I had in 1st - 3rd grade and some of my relatives. There's also the problem of each person's handwriting being more or less difficult to read.
User avatar #107 to #72 - yusay (05/06/2013) [-]
That's the same for me, and I have no issues at all reading it.
#78 to #72 - tuxguitarr (05/06/2013) [-]
that's interesting
maybe you can read it, but the cursive in this post isn't too clear
#33 - chrisruler (05/06/2013) [-]
#30 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
The description! The content reader thing! It's so ACCURATE!
User avatar #31 to #30 - navadae (05/06/2013) [-]
i was.. genuinely surprised by that
User avatar #27 - mrgoodlove (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet present him is a dick too
User avatar #61 to #27 - thatnerdyguy (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet present him is a her.
Because tumblr.
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