what would you pick?. don't know if its oc or not. Island Survival (again) You are passenger on a small plane flying through a thunderstorm when the plane crash
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what would you pick?

don't know if its oc or not

Island Survival (again)
You are passenger on a small plane flying through a thunderstorm when the plane crashes into the sea.
Miraculously you wake up unharmed on a deserted island. You will be rescued in 20 years.
The island is hot and sunny 3/ 4 of the year, the other 1/ 4 is rainy season. There are vicious wild animals, too.
You can bring one of the following groups of items:
German Shepherd
Will wolf: -Id and loyal. maia puppy. . .
This guy (?
Fishing Rod {area pane» of
Fishing oqu: ]
Knife froth shara. moa starter Assault Rifle
and scope)
Boat {made of ,
Guitar {always turned]: with 2 pad and anchor)
Map of Island and Compass 'Pea?
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Submitted: 05/05/2013
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User avatar #3 - Protagonistism (05/05/2013) [-]
This is Funnyjunk, of course people will pick B the closet thing they'll get to a vagina.
User avatar #35 - mechanichore (05/06/2013) [-]
Can I just have the bottom row of things instead?
#29 - lewverine (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)

immediately kill the guy,
in twenty years ill be just other 40 and have a good life with the diamonds
assault rifle would be good to defend myself away from other animals and hunting
also the gun powder could be used to make fires easier
and the cocaine to suppress hunger and for other obvious reasons
User avatar #30 to #29 - sillylittlefuckers (05/06/2013) [-]
there was no gun powder?
User avatar #27 - Maroon (05/05/2013) [-]
B. A map would would make life easy, a boat with an anchor would give you a safe place to sleep until you find shelter, a hatchet can be used tons of different ways, and lets face it 20 years is a long time, you're gonna want the girl.
User avatar #22 - notapeopleperson (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Swords/axes break/snap, guns jam, bombs fail to go off. A commando knife is your best friend. He will never fail you and will keep your dumb ass warm fed, sheltered and defended. Definitely C.
User avatar #4 - vengultimum (05/05/2013) [-]
B has a ******* row boat. Cut down some trees with the hatchet and gather up your ******* fruit and sail away with the girl into the sunset. I'd rather spend a month rowing out at sea than waiting 20 years to be rescued. Hell, you can even **** the girl during the boat ride.
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A because i could: use the fishing rod to get food
Use the Weed and lighter to make a smoke signal to lure aircraft or boats
and then use wilson for sexual needs (a hot girl, a dog and that guy might not like this)
#6 to #2 - zenokurosagi (05/05/2013) [-]
This is for you
This is for you
#1 - darksideofthebeast (05/05/2013) [-]
You need heroin actually
bloody idiot.
#38 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2013) [-]
C. Eat dog food for 2 and a half years while expanding my knowledge. By the time I'm done I'll have become well educated and the booze will help me **** the dog.
#34 - europeanswallow (05/06/2013) [-]
**** yeah I'd pick A

I'd love to spend the rest of my life fishing, smoking pot, and learning to play guitar.

Plus I could use the fuel to light a signal fire if I wanted

But I'd probably just stay on the island and fish and smoke pot
User avatar #31 - sirbrentcoe (05/06/2013) [-]
b. hatchet makes a fine weapon. rowing in the boat will help to pass the time. hot ass woman to bang? why not. always good to know where you're going, but you could always make your own map..
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#15 - unijaw (05/05/2013) [-]
A. Fishing rod
B. Hatchet
C. Knife
D. Assault Rifle

**** you guys imma survive I could maybe say no to a hatchet and take the girl. Knife is a must. D is largely pointless but at least the gun can be used for hunting and defence. Fishing rod is obviously important.
User avatar #14 - tarnis (05/05/2013) [-]

got a dtf hotty, never bad.

a hatchet has many uses.

Row boat is a boat, also useful for the first few nights as a save place to crash while i carve out my territory.

map and compass are sweet.

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User avatar #12 - kyoutu (05/05/2013) [-]

Female is company without male rivalry. Easier to keep an eye on, less chance of being stabbed in the back.

Hatchet would come in very handy, shelter, animal traps, weapon that can be used at arm's length, etc.

Rowing boat, for going out looking for crustaceans in shallower patches or hard to reach area's of water, taking a dip and collecting crabs would be a good food source.

Map of Island/Compass. It shows where all the food sources are or at least some? Including wild animals? Invaluable.

A has too many useless options
C doesn't have a decent weapon, no the dog doesn't count because it'd simply get injured, infected and die.
D, I don't know how to fire a gun and I wouldn't trust another guy with it when were both starving.

Maybe I put too much thought into this....

#10 - arthurdetoo (05/05/2013) [-]
B. Hatchet would come in handy...
#9 - yunnie (05/05/2013) [-]
D. I really want to try target shooting by using that ****** as a target
#8 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2013) [-]
c or d for me. prob c i can use alcoholic beverages to bandage bad cuts.

Meh the girl probably cant even cook.
island probably to far from anywhere to row.

I can't play guitar. I don't care for weed. I don't like fish.
User avatar #7 - twi (05/05/2013) [-]
it's a boat
a compass
a map
and a bitch

and I can spear fish pretty damn good
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